Kirsten Dunst showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala taking the costume part way too literally. You’d think she would’ve figured out a way to cover up her ugliness with fashion or makeup by now, but she actually looks worse after getting all dressed up. And what the hell is she wearing? A tent? You could ask Stephen King to imagine a more horrifying outfit and after seeing this thing he’d just curl up into a ball and cry.
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jenniferc | May 8, 2007 at 3:03 pm
EWWWWWWW
Jimbo ? | May 8, 2007 at 3:04 pm
WTC!!! I agree with you Jenn.
sympathee | May 8, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Her dress is trying to make it’s escape, how unfortunate for everyone watching.
Fifth Stooge | May 8, 2007 at 3:07 pm
She looks like a flapper from the 1920′s.
redsonja1313 | May 8, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Well at least she took care of the nasty rash on her feet, but for god sake, hire a stylist and get the to the dentist for invisiline. Those snaggle teeth were totaly distracting in Spidey 3
Bern | May 8, 2007 at 3:12 pm
4 – I think she actually looks like the re-animated corpse of a flapper from the 1920s … or maybe just a regular corpse.
Jason The Barbarian | May 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Barf.
unicornzrawk | May 8, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Shes pregnant with that dudes baby, and since boozing didn’t kill it, she’s trying to hide it with that tent dress!
Biznitch | May 8, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Bring it on..bitch
CHA | May 8, 2007 at 3:30 pm
oh kirsten…you could be attractive if it weren’t for the teeth, the nasty makeup, the dress, and the weird (sometimes scary) smile. and by attractive, i mean not hideous.
sharpei dude | May 8, 2007 at 3:33 pm
That reminds me…I’m going camping this weekend!
ceelo | May 8, 2007 at 3:34 pm
dude is standing on her dress. tut.
LilRach | May 8, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Poor Kirsten. I like this chick cos she never let Holliywood go to her head. Everyone was taking the piss out of Jessica Simpson in the last post because all she really has is her boobs that get her attention. At least Kiki has actually accomplished things and is keeping it real. yeah she’s no beauty queen but she deserves the recognition unlike some certain hollywood trash/bimbos.
leave her alone man!
NicotineEyePatch | May 8, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Decent of her not to tapdance in a puddle of blood before this gala event.
Donkey | May 8, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Spiderman 4:
Battle of the Ferocious FUG Fiend
Also known as
Donkey | May 8, 2007 at 3:46 pm
–12
Dude is also doing the “gay-Hollywood-cowboy bunny hop” in pic #6
Lobo | May 8, 2007 at 3:47 pm
David Schwimmer needs to cut his hair and lose the cowboy boots.
15PiecesOfFlare | May 8, 2007 at 3:51 pm
If she ain’t looking good at 25, it won’t be any better at 40.
ph7 | May 8, 2007 at 3:52 pm
She needs to snort coke and fly to NY to fuck Jude Law.
HollyJ | May 8, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Her left eye has wandered away from her right one.
I can’t believe that in addition to being a pigmentless pumpkinhead with yellow shark teeth she’s also walleyed.
How can one person have so many bad chromosomes?
Are her parents related?
the vapid media | May 8, 2007 at 4:06 pm
who says you need skin pigment to be a total fox?
sweetnsnooty | May 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm
f-u-g-l-y
wedge1 | May 8, 2007 at 4:09 pm
What’s wrong with her eyes? She looks like the meth has kept her up for 3 days straight?
Now for some extra news on famous meth addicts:
Tom Sizemore, on probation for a drug rap, was arrested Tuesday for investigation of possessing methamphetamine as he sat in a car outside a Bakersfield hotel.
He and another MAN were at a hotel. Tom has moved from Heidi Fleiss to blowing his meth dealer for his fix. Crashing as hard as LiLo.
Binky | May 8, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I think the black thing on her head is an attempt to match her BF, Cowboy Bob, hair style. (At least he lost the stetson)
(Oh link is the new terror warning. Canadians are spying on everyone using quarters and nano technology. Grab the gonads and be afraid, very afraid.)
(I mean this terror warning has to be worth at least 25 cents. Well ok 21 cents American)
Poroleishon | May 8, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Wait, I
SCOTLAND | May 8, 2007 at 4:13 pm
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
stephox | May 8, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Hahahahaaa, I love the expressions on the photographers’ faces in the background. Straight up laughing at the girl.
Binky | May 8, 2007 at 4:21 pm
# 26 Interesting quotes – but most people down there didn’t vote for him Scotty. (When you consider percent of voter turnout etc.)
And you still have the Queen. Hereditary rule in the 21 st century? You’re in Iraq as well etc. Good to see the nationalists got in though.
Binky | May 8, 2007 at 4:23 pm
IE – I agree with what you’re saying, but not painting everyone with the same brush
DrDanny | May 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Jeez, this pair is a mess. Look at that clown’s boots! They’re filthy, and not even nice boots at that. Who was doling out the fame and celebrity the day these two came to the head of the line, Moe Howard?
chaunceygardner | May 8, 2007 at 4:33 pm
That’s the best fucking Kirsten Dunst costume I’ve ever seen! I predict that Kirsten will be the hottest monster costume this Halloween!
Esteban | May 8, 2007 at 4:35 pm
That outfit is not retro 1920s, she wore it when it was originally in fashion.
iamsosmrt | May 8, 2007 at 4:48 pm
PARIS BEHIND BARS!
EVERYONE PLEASE GO TO THE LINK PROVIDED BY boudicca AND SIGN THE PETITION TO PUT PARIS AWAY.
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fritobandito | May 8, 2007 at 5:09 pm
#20 You are Friggin HIALRIOUS!! And totally 100% accurate. You said it better than anyone else, including Fish!
fritobandito | May 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Wow, VERY long day at work!! How about
H I L A R I O U S!!
elle | May 8, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I don’t know which outfit is worse. Hers is hideous, but I’m sure it’s “designer.” Someone needs to tell him that the tucking-pants-into-your-boots look was never cute. Aren’t guys NOT supposed to do shit like that, much less anyone else with any shred of fashion sense? Britney Spears called, she wants her look back. That and a pack of gum so she can proceed to smack her lips and talk about how fat she is while drinking out of her dip cup and wondering why the coffee tastes so nutty.
LeeLee | May 8, 2007 at 5:37 pm
look at that man’s shoes– Is she dating Britney Spears?
If so, Mr. Spears really needs to wash his hair before going out in public.
allyrising | May 8, 2007 at 5:46 pm
At least she’s finally with a guy who is on par with her as far as attractiveness goes. She has done well for herself after the travesty that was Jake Gyllenhaal.
fifi | May 8, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Now this is what I call a hobo, redneck with money, and too cheap to hire a stylist! Because, she needs it!
blpressure | May 8, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I still love KD even though she looks scuzzier by the day, and what is she doing with that troll of a boyfriend? Do you think she hired him to make herself look better? Tori Spelling can do better than that and she has to be the ugliest bitch on the planet. Dump him and go out with me Kirsten. I may not have an overrated famous band, but at least I’m not inbred.
SCOTLAND | May 8, 2007 at 6:30 pm
fuck up and stop trying to be funny your a wanker wankers aren’t funny they are wankers hence the fact your a wanker
zuzuspetals | May 8, 2007 at 6:36 pm
She’s truly gorgeous. self-contained, creative, and original, and those qualities are in short supply in L.A. and in most of this country. I love the dress.
eXtasyStef | May 8, 2007 at 6:41 pm
America was established because we were sick of self-righteous morons telling us what to do and think. A lot of people died to preserve that.
So it’s always a source of amusement for me when some psuedo-European snert who most likely lives in bloody Cleveland with his mother considers the biggest thrill of his 40-year-old virgin life to post anti-American bullshit on a blog about bashing celebrities, populated by folks who could really give a rat’s ass what you think or stand for in a pitiful attempt to gain some semblance of attention by causing unrest. Go get shot for your beliefs, and we’ll give a shit.
I’ve been reading this crap since I first hopped into an AOL chatroom in 1992, and it hasn’t gotten better. Learn a new tune–that one sucked even when it was original.
blpressure | May 8, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Learn a new word that isn’t wanker SCOTLAND. Don’t have a go at Americans, they’re thousands of miles away but can be understood when they speak English, unlike you Scottish bastards who share a border with ENGLAND and I can’t understand a fucking word you say.
krazihottkelli | May 8, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Fuck the Canadian French Whorez
and the small horsedickz they jumped
off of…..you country suckz…
lambman | May 8, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Can we pass a law that says if your movie breaks box office records you are legally obligated to get your teeth fixed?
eXtasyStef | May 8, 2007 at 8:11 pm
#46
Would it really help her that much?
ck | May 8, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Zuzupetals, well said.
The snaggle tooth is hot and makes her look mischevious. This party is specifically for taking fashion risks, and she did with the shape of the dress. I think the whole thing is fun. For me, Lauren Davis won in the avant-garde category though. Kristen only attempted it.
Sandwich | May 8, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Razorlight suck
Courtney | May 8, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Wow. She’s totally not even trying. I kind of respect that.