Kirsten Dunst was spotted leaving the Groucho Club in London looking like the beautiful princess that she is. I wish I could sweep her off her feet and marry her, then we’d spin around on a hill top shouting our love for each other. No, wait, not that. The opposite of that. I’d recommend somebody hit her in the face with a shovel, but, I mean, look at it. What would be the point?
NOTE: There’s nothing sexier than a 25-year-old with the body of an 80-year-old. Especially if they’re not wearing a bra. Rowr!
stormerpathos | July 17, 2007 at 10:46 am
nice old lady boobs.
whoah | July 17, 2007 at 10:47 am
gee i almost was first huh
foxy
ali | July 17, 2007 at 10:47 am
Looks like she never took off her make up from ‘Interview with a Vampire.’
Bitch is ugly.
Egregious Philbin | July 17, 2007 at 10:49 am
Eye bleach, stat!
Ms. Sugar Walls | July 17, 2007 at 10:54 am
STOP! She is the uglist thing going on! I know that she needs to hire a stylist! She dresses so damn old for her age, she’s 25! not 65!
Jordan | July 17, 2007 at 10:54 am
was there a change in writers? new writer sucks!
lapet | July 17, 2007 at 10:54 am
Kirsten’s next big role is in a remake of Deliverance. She reports that it’s really hard trying to master the banjo, but her instructor thinks she’s doing a great job.
Crap Tonight | July 17, 2007 at 10:58 am
The new writer is either the cartoon shop guy from the simpsons or a “Superficial 2000″ machine
Crap Tonight | July 17, 2007 at 11:00 am
I do believe I meant to say the “comic store guy”
Aubree | July 17, 2007 at 11:00 am
there is something to say for not trying too hard.
I personally think it’s better than chicks like Kim K. who go to their stylist/make-up artist, wear hoops, bracelets, rings, and high heels to the beach. Oh-and the KA-DUNK-A-Dunk cover.
Mick | July 17, 2007 at 11:02 am
EW! How can someone be so thin and have such hangy nasty breasts?? Nothing is worse than breasts that you can slid things under!
Doomhammer | July 17, 2007 at 11:02 am
Jesus if anybody ever needed rehab its this chick. She used to be so cute. Drugs and late nights have whipped her fucking ass. Sad.
sevenandaswitchblade | July 17, 2007 at 11:03 am
I thought Andy Serkis was the model for Gollum.
YouAreUnreasonable | July 17, 2007 at 11:05 am
uhhh, yeah, shes a fox, aint she!!!
Bern | July 17, 2007 at 11:10 am
What the Hell is wrong with her boobs?
Was I wrong when I thought she was at least a little hot in like 1999?
It must have been smoke and mirrors, because she now looks like Bea Arthur.
Bite Me! | July 17, 2007 at 11:11 am
EEEEEEWWWW I just ate breakfast
smaddox | July 17, 2007 at 11:13 am
As Randy Jackson would have said (American Idol Style) “..wow..man.. I mean.. dog… that was just… wow!”
(and it aint a “good” wow…)
cormholer | July 17, 2007 at 11:19 am
@15 – Bern! Thanks for the Christmas Boobs!
Your site continues to impress!!!
gossipmonger | July 17, 2007 at 11:21 am
Holy swingin’ low! Her and Brit really need to hook up and go bra shopping together…
Dumbass | July 17, 2007 at 11:32 am
Maybe we can get Jon Lovitz to beat her up?
alexnadra | July 17, 2007 at 11:33 am
you mean a STONE FOX
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Hollywood Agent | July 17, 2007 at 11:34 am
She looks sick, like she has just been in the ICU unit at Cedars, and her friend has come to pick her up. Maybe someone poisoned her?
Tessa | July 17, 2007 at 11:39 am
Aww man, she’s really ugly and her nails.. brrrrr!
Penis Mightier | July 17, 2007 at 11:42 am
Where’s the video if this? I wanna see those titties swing! God I miss my girlfriend.
BB | July 17, 2007 at 11:43 am
I really wanna slap the shit out of those flapjacks!!
Bern | July 17, 2007 at 11:46 am
#18 – Thanks, holmes. I try my best to provide the best almost-nude-disgustingly-large-breast-related-content on the Internet. It’s a passion.
lambman | July 17, 2007 at 11:50 am
All these chicks who think having messed up teeth is cool, really need to knock it off. Seriously, her snaggle teeth make her entire face look jacked up…even when her mouth is closed.
same for Kate Moss, Jewel, Madonna and Patricia Arquette
boyingcruz | July 17, 2007 at 11:52 am
i’d hit that! any hint of breasts makes me hard! hehe
Penis Mightier | July 17, 2007 at 11:53 am
6: the writer has been sucking for a while now. I just can’t help but wonder if the writing will suck even more tomorrow, so I keep coming back for more.
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | July 17, 2007 at 11:55 am
somebody got in the Meth line twice.
bigsteamyone | July 17, 2007 at 11:57 am
2 words Kirsten….SHAM POO
miss oblivious | July 17, 2007 at 11:57 am
Jeez, isn’t she too young to have tits that saggy? She’s been going way down hill ever since she split with Jake G. I have to admit, I am one of the few who used to think there was something cute about her. But she’s looking pretty ratty lately; maybe she’s abusing drugs or something? Or not eating & taking showers. YEEECH.
Judy greer | July 17, 2007 at 11:57 am
“6: the writer has been sucking for a while now. I just can’t help but wonder if the writing will suck even more tomorrow, so I keep coming back for more.”
The writer is a an ASSHOLE! and not a human being. Just a woman hating spewing asshole!
BaldAsBritney | July 17, 2007 at 11:58 am
I can’t believe I wanted to sodomize her after watching bring it on. I can’t believe I watched Bring it on.
Cocaine is a wonderfull drug.
the writer | July 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Judy greer, you sound hot! I’ll enjoy raping you.
my comment | July 17, 2007 at 12:03 pm
She is one ugly mofo.
Why is she famous?
Dizzybenny | July 17, 2007 at 12:12 pm
she looks like a walking corpse.
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus she looks awfull!
johnsmith | July 17, 2007 at 12:20 pm
You know how quite pretty chicks often have really ugly friends so they look much prettier. Do you think these two skanks are walking around thinking “hey, at least I’m not the ugly one, right?”
Courtney | July 17, 2007 at 12:28 pm
This site’s new tag line should be The Superficial: Regurgitating Perez Hilton’s Leftovers One Lame Story at a Time
michelle | July 17, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Moral of the story:
Even small titties need a bra. YUCK!
ali | July 17, 2007 at 12:30 pm
i’m sorry but these kirsten dunst jabs i just don’t get. yea, thats what a female LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT MAKEUP. i guess most of you forgot considering 9 out of 10 of you wont even leave home without it. tragic.
this girl has a bangin bod. her face area is cute, and so are her clothes. survey says? she wins.
wedgeone | July 17, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Man … didn’t she look somewhat hot in the first Spider Man movie, all braless in the rain? What the hell happened?
She’s going to have to play a zombie in Spider Man IV, because no makeup artist can make THAT look attractive.
Toonkinstien | July 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm
somebody already hit her with a shovel
Bitter But Fuckable | July 17, 2007 at 12:45 pm
She looks like this woman I know who doesn’t shave her armpits and smells of patchouli. Her name is Kristen Dunst, too. Funny that.
Doomhammer | July 17, 2007 at 12:54 pm
#45 exactly! I can almost smell the patchouli and BO from here. And I know somewhere in her closet are some hemp sandals. Freak!
Widespread forever!
Udderly Beautiful | July 17, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Uh wow, 42. I’m not sure about you, but that’s definitely NOT what the average lady looks like without make-up. I never touch the stuff and I never look like death warmed over. She’s a vampire harpy no matter how you cut it. And those udders she calls breast need a harness. Flappy titties, no matter what the size, aren’t cute. Ever. Unless you dig the women on the national geographic specials with tits to their ankles.
lidiya | July 17, 2007 at 1:08 pm
she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome.
Tanya | July 17, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Shes no fox I think the correct term is hound!
BaldAsBritney | July 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm
#40 yeah but without the flaming homo-ness.
#42 the medical term is massive glaucoma. you really need to get those peepers checked STAT