Kirsten Dunst is a fox

July 17th, 2007 // 111 Comments
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Kirsten Dunst was spotted leaving the Groucho Club in London looking like the beautiful princess that she is. I wish I could sweep her off her feet and marry her, then we’d spin around on a hill top shouting our love for each other. No, wait, not that. The opposite of that. I’d recommend somebody hit her in the face with a shovel, but, I mean, look at it. What would be the point?

NOTE: There’s nothing sexier than a 25-year-old with the body of an 80-year-old. Especially if they’re not wearing a bra. Rowr!

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  1. stormerpathos

    nice old lady boobs.

  2. whoah

    gee i almost was first huh

    foxy

  3. ali

    Looks like she never took off her make up from ‘Interview with a Vampire.’

    Bitch is ugly.

  4. Egregious Philbin

    Eye bleach, stat!

  5. STOP! She is the uglist thing going on! I know that she needs to hire a stylist! She dresses so damn old for her age, she’s 25! not 65!

  6. Jordan

    was there a change in writers? new writer sucks!

  7. lapet

    Kirsten’s next big role is in a remake of Deliverance. She reports that it’s really hard trying to master the banjo, but her instructor thinks she’s doing a great job.

  8. Crap Tonight

    The new writer is either the cartoon shop guy from the simpsons or a “Superficial 2000″ machine

  9. Crap Tonight

    I do believe I meant to say the “comic store guy”

  10. Aubree

    there is something to say for not trying too hard.

    I personally think it’s better than chicks like Kim K. who go to their stylist/make-up artist, wear hoops, bracelets, rings, and high heels to the beach. Oh-and the KA-DUNK-A-Dunk cover.

  11. Mick

    EW! How can someone be so thin and have such hangy nasty breasts?? Nothing is worse than breasts that you can slid things under!

  12. Doomhammer

    Jesus if anybody ever needed rehab its this chick. She used to be so cute. Drugs and late nights have whipped her fucking ass. Sad.

  13. sevenandaswitchblade

    I thought Andy Serkis was the model for Gollum.

  14. YouAreUnreasonable

    uhhh, yeah, shes a fox, aint she!!!

  15. What the Hell is wrong with her boobs?

    Was I wrong when I thought she was at least a little hot in like 1999?

    It must have been smoke and mirrors, because she now looks like Bea Arthur.

  16. Bite Me!

    EEEEEEWWWW I just ate breakfast

  17. smaddox

    As Randy Jackson would have said (American Idol Style) “..wow..man.. I mean.. dog… that was just… wow!”

    (and it aint a “good” wow…)

  18. cormholer

    @15 – Bern! Thanks for the Christmas Boobs!

    Your site continues to impress!!!

  19. gossipmonger

    Holy swingin’ low! Her and Brit really need to hook up and go bra shopping together…

  20. Dumbass

    Maybe we can get Jon Lovitz to beat her up?

  21. alexnadra

    you mean a STONE FOX

  22. zhe fuckin trippin
    that
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    high
    and zince when did
    zhe
    have kidz, zaggy old
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    boobz..they hang like
    my
    great great grandmaz
    zick?

  23. Hollywood Agent

    She looks sick, like she has just been in the ICU unit at Cedars, and her friend has come to pick her up. Maybe someone poisoned her?

  24. Tessa

    Aww man, she’s really ugly and her nails.. brrrrr!

  25. Penis Mightier

    Where’s the video if this? I wanna see those titties swing! God I miss my girlfriend.

  26. BB

    I really wanna slap the shit out of those flapjacks!!

  27. #18 – Thanks, holmes. I try my best to provide the best almost-nude-disgustingly-large-breast-related-content on the Internet. It’s a passion.

  28. lambman

    All these chicks who think having messed up teeth is cool, really need to knock it off. Seriously, her snaggle teeth make her entire face look jacked up…even when her mouth is closed.

    same for Kate Moss, Jewel, Madonna and Patricia Arquette

  29. boyingcruz

    i’d hit that! any hint of breasts makes me hard! hehe

  30. Penis Mightier

    6: the writer has been sucking for a while now. I just can’t help but wonder if the writing will suck even more tomorrow, so I keep coming back for more.

  31. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    somebody got in the Meth line twice.

  32. bigsteamyone

    2 words Kirsten….SHAM POO

  33. miss oblivious

    Jeez, isn’t she too young to have tits that saggy? She’s been going way down hill ever since she split with Jake G. I have to admit, I am one of the few who used to think there was something cute about her. But she’s looking pretty ratty lately; maybe she’s abusing drugs or something? Or not eating & taking showers. YEEECH.

  34. Judy greer

    “6: the writer has been sucking for a while now. I just can’t help but wonder if the writing will suck even more tomorrow, so I keep coming back for more.”

    The writer is a an ASSHOLE! and not a human being. Just a woman hating spewing asshole!

  35. BaldAsBritney

    I can’t believe I wanted to sodomize her after watching bring it on. I can’t believe I watched Bring it on.

    Cocaine is a wonderfull drug.

  36. the writer

    Judy greer, you sound hot! I’ll enjoy raping you.

  37. my comment

    She is one ugly mofo.

    Why is she famous?

  38. Dizzybenny

    she looks like a walking corpse.
    jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus she looks awfull!

  39. johnsmith

    You know how quite pretty chicks often have really ugly friends so they look much prettier. Do you think these two skanks are walking around thinking “hey, at least I’m not the ugly one, right?”

  40. Courtney

    This site’s new tag line should be The Superficial: Regurgitating Perez Hilton’s Leftovers One Lame Story at a Time

  41. michelle

    Moral of the story:

    Even small titties need a bra. YUCK!

  42. ali

    i’m sorry but these kirsten dunst jabs i just don’t get. yea, thats what a female LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT MAKEUP. i guess most of you forgot considering 9 out of 10 of you wont even leave home without it. tragic.

    this girl has a bangin bod. her face area is cute, and so are her clothes. survey says? she wins.

  43. wedgeone

    Man … didn’t she look somewhat hot in the first Spider Man movie, all braless in the rain? What the hell happened?

    She’s going to have to play a zombie in Spider Man IV, because no makeup artist can make THAT look attractive.

  44. Toonkinstien

    somebody already hit her with a shovel

  45. Bitter But Fuckable

    She looks like this woman I know who doesn’t shave her armpits and smells of patchouli. Her name is Kristen Dunst, too. Funny that.

  46. Doomhammer

    #45 exactly! I can almost smell the patchouli and BO from here. And I know somewhere in her closet are some hemp sandals. Freak!

    Widespread forever!

  47. Udderly Beautiful

    Uh wow, 42. I’m not sure about you, but that’s definitely NOT what the average lady looks like without make-up. I never touch the stuff and I never look like death warmed over. She’s a vampire harpy no matter how you cut it. And those udders she calls breast need a harness. Flappy titties, no matter what the size, aren’t cute. Ever. Unless you dig the women on the national geographic specials with tits to their ankles.

  48. lidiya

    she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome.

  49. Tanya

    Shes no fox I think the correct term is hound!

  50. BaldAsBritney

    #40 yeah but without the flaming homo-ness.

    #42 the medical term is massive glaucoma. you really need to get those peepers checked STAT

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