Kirsten Dunst was spotted leaving the Groucho Club in London looking like the beautiful princess that she is. I wish I could sweep her off her feet and marry her, then we’d spin around on a hill top shouting our love for each other. No, wait, not that. The opposite of that. I’d recommend somebody hit her in the face with a shovel, but, I mean, look at it. What would be the point?
NOTE: There’s nothing sexier than a 25-year-old with the body of an 80-year-old. Especially if they’re not wearing a bra. Rowr!