Two burglars reportedly sneaked into Kirsten Dunst’s suite at the Soho Grand Hotel after she left to go film a scene for her new movie and stole her $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. And how did these master thieves manage to pull off the crime of the century? They walked in through an open door. The Post reports:
Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst’s suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.
There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags – including one by Balenciaga – two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.
It takes balls to rob Kirsten Dunst. Big tough manly balls. Most people would be afraid that she lives under a bridge and eats first born children. But not these two. And what if they timed it wrong and she was still in the room? This would’ve been an entirely different story, about two men who jumped to their deaths after gouging out their own eyes and screaming that they’d lost the use of their genitals.
NOTE: If you’re wondering why Simon Pegg is with Kirsten Dunst, no it’s not some sort of troll outreach program for English people. They’re filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People together.
Just say NO to Ray-Bans.
Paris Hilton
Looks like most Superficial readers would PREFER to die sentenced in a chinese prison the from the world blowing up.
Looks like most Superficial readers would PREFER to die sentenced in a chinese prison THEN the from the world blowing up.
Results proved that the prison team:
*Dunst
*Lohan
*Spears
*Hilton
*Ritchie
Far outweighed the “world blowing up” team:
1. Jolie
2. Theron
3. Bilson
4. Bundchen
5. Biel
Where’s the Hot Fuzz when you need ‘em?
They stole her retainer.
Do I have the option to choose Chang Chin, the death row inmate over this group of skanks?
I didn’t know Chinese prisons could be so cruel.
It doesn’t matter which one you pick. At the last minute Jack Bower would save you from such torture.
59- BUT WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!
simon pegg = love
Add Kim Bower to the list and the choice would be easy. ; )
I’m not gay, but if I had to make a choice it would be Lohan.
Wow it looks like the fugly bitch has been reading the Fish. Notice how she isn’t showing her grey snaggle teeth in any of these photos. In the next to the last pic she even goes so far as to cover them while speaking.
Thank you Kristen! Thank you!
And by the way, someone w/your money should go get a whole new set of choppers. While you’re there, find a freaking bra too wouldja?
aww that fucking sucks so bad, im sorry kiki :( i mean im sure the money thing doesnt mean shit to her but its the principal. and pictures you cant get back were on those cameras im sure. regardless if my balenciaga was stolen id be pissed. of course my income is a lot smaller than hers.
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Technically I still am. I came out of the closet a few days ago and being an out and about certified homosexual is harder than it seems. I crave cock all of the time. If there are other gays here on The Superficial, it would be just super to hear from you.
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adios.
hey 8 and 10, you learn facts when you READ. “NOTE: If you’re wondering why Simon Pegg is with Kirsten Dunst, no it’s not some sort of troll outreach program for English people. They’re filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People together.”
kirsten is the hottest, unfilthiest girl in the world.
PONK!!! NO! Tell me where!!!!
54- are you typing? does it make sense on your end and just not ours? dunst doesnt break the law like those other twats, justify how she should go to prison? because shes a ‘filthy troll’
its getting old. i’m waiting.
veggo, email me.
Kirsten is the hottest girl on the page again. Amy Winehouse (gag, puke) Nichole Richie (Rather hump sandpaper) Paris Hilton (She makes sex seem like having to clean a port-o-potty covered with VD with your bare hands) and Lindsay Lohan (pock-faced crack queen in training). Kirsten is the shizten.
I forgot Britney (fat psychotic baldie with a single digit IQ)
#54
A Vitoria Secrets model versus this list a of fucked up idiots?
Come on, keep this fantasy closer to reality.
p0nk- I did……NOW TELL ME WHERE THE GOOD SHIT IS!!!
Yeah…I’m also pretty sure they took her Snagglepuss lunch box!
A $13,000 handbag is fucking retarded.
good thing they didn’t steal her beauty…..oh wait….that doesn’t exist
troll outreach program …
Beautiful.
On the outside, Jolie. She knows how to fuck a woman.
On in the Chinese prison side… god damn, that’s some heinous shit. I think I’d have to go with Nicole. Pre-Pregnancy. I always wanted to try skeletal fucking.
is it me or does she look like Corey Feldman in those pics?
I thought you were going to say they stole all her bras and that’s why she never wears any. Every time she buys more they just get stolen again so she’s decided to not bother.
jesus – she needs to stop waering the Raybans already!!!
flappy tits, much?? lol
she was pretty in the spiderman movies.
Isn’t stealing from a troll a federal offense????
I wish someone would steal those ugly shades and give them back to … 1984.
Why am I in a Chinese prison? How is sex one of my options if I’m about to die or the world is about to blow up? Why am I offered 10 different movie stars, models, or celebrities? What are they doing in China–is it a giant Hollywood photo shoot, on location in China? Mainland or Taiwan?
I hope it will give you something to concider and think about. If and what you’re gonna cange!!
*snuck
??????????????????/LAST!!!!!!!!
She always looks like she hasn’t bathed in a few days.
25 going on 60.
when superfish said they were filming that movie together, i thought that was part of his joke. bcuz…look at them. how ironic.
Dumbass. I bet she’s going to sue the hotel for not reminding her the doors need to be shut when you leave a room with all you personal belongings in.
That’s celebrities for ya! =P
Technically, she wasn’t “robbed,” she was “burgled.”
looks like they stole her bra.
Has someone forget that any actresses, godess or not are before all… women …? what could we say about those persons… (humans ? are they ? … trivial question)…
. platkat – August 24, 2007 1:22 PM wrote :
23 – lol. Nonsense! She’s joining Jake and Elwood Blues on their “Mission from God.” ( is that a movie ? (am I dumb?) in the reality ? the Reality of everybody… )
Questions and answers… what could say Gabriel ( I ) … : I just find that those kind of obsessionalizations are wasting time… too… Energy against a 13k$ bag… ? how many bags >15k$ have been sold in 2006 ?… more than when She was with her “Flag” in battlefields on the 15th century, as Jeanne d’Arc…
rescpectfull and honorable way to give love to an Angel ( sent by God… à l’évidence… et Joe, Monsieur Sens, vous salue bien fort )
Someone saw their hot kiss photo at kissinterracial.com. It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. cute couple.