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NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm
first
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 1:47 pm
what’s up with her legs in pic 3? she has to be a virgin. i can’t imagine any man wanting to stick his penis is such a bland, colorless pancake ass.
Fred Facker | March 5, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I didn’t know vampires could come out in the sunlight.
Manistoned | March 5, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Her skin is just hideous. Ghastly pale and covered with growths. The worst girl I saw at the beach last weekend looked better than Dumbst.
PrettyBaby | March 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I don’t think SpiderMan is all that conflicted these days. He’s glad he stuck with the job.
fritobandito | March 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Man, I hope Powder’s got the number 75 block on!!!!
PrettyBaby | March 5, 2007 at 1:57 pm
She looks so ethnic in these pics.
PrettyBaby | March 5, 2007 at 2:01 pm
That’s quite a daring swimsuit on Fangina’s breast-fondling girlfriend. Her nickname must be “Stretchie”.
PrettyBaby | March 5, 2007 at 2:02 pm
So anybody read any good books lately FUCK THIS IS BORING
PunjabPete | March 5, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Hold the phone… What happened to those tits? Those are not the sweater cows she was packing in the rain when she kissed dear old Spiderman…. Where did they go?????
Michelle Double D | March 5, 2007 at 2:06 pm
guys… is it a sexy body ??
Jiimbo | March 5, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Maybe if we put all 4 boobs together, we would get one nice small one
cate | March 5, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Okay, her tits are so gross. I don’t understand how boobs THAT small can be so saggy. Ive got C/D cups, and theyre perkier than that. Shes like, what, in her twenties??? NO EXCUSE!
And srsly, get a bathing suit with some shoulder straps. gross.
cate | March 5, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Oh, and the last pic? Look at those veins in her feet lol!
LilRach | March 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Poor Kiki :(
Stink | March 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm
If Snagglepuss had the body she did in Spider-Man, she wouldn’t need a girlfriend to grope her chest because I’d do it. I’m that nice of a guy.
BigJim | March 5, 2007 at 2:26 pm
That’s not Kirsten. That’s Halley-Joel Osment.
DecorativePoncho | March 5, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Bandeau bikini tops are so unflattering. They flatten and droopify.
marist89 | March 5, 2007 at 2:35 pm
At first glance, I thought that was a guy that was getting fondled…
Amy | March 5, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Ewww snaggletooth is just gross, she makes my eyes hurt
mrs.t | March 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm
My 93 year old grandma looks better in a bikini. Over her housecoat, even, she is smoking hot when compared to OsteoGhost.
And I hear she gives better head.
Bree | March 5, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Her boobs are almost as ugly as her teeth/face/butt/tummy/body…ahh I give up.
Tits_McGhee | March 5, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Wow, she’s got the curves of a washboard.
She also might wanna get that snaggletooth fixed.
kmart | March 5, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I wonder if those sunglasses came with her Hello Kitty purse.
applepie | March 5, 2007 at 3:20 pm
oh my god, you people are sad. you’ll say anything.
her friend is putting lotion on her. i was there and saw it. jesus…a spade is a spade.
pathetic.
applepie | March 5, 2007 at 3:20 pm
oh my god, you people are sad. you’ll say anything.
her friend is putting lotion on her. i was there and saw it. jesus…a spade is a spade.
pathetic.
PrettyBaby | March 5, 2007 at 3:21 pm
They’re certainly not spades.
Gerald Tarrant | March 5, 2007 at 3:29 pm
My penis went back to reading Tolstoy.
LL | March 5, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Really, really super-unflattering suit she’s got on. Really, she couldn’t do much worse RE color and style. It’s like she picked the suit specifically to make her look as bad as possible. I think her bod’s OK, but the swimsuit she’s wearing is doing her no favors at al.
loachcrulch | March 5, 2007 at 3:39 pm
she looks grossed out by the ultra-hairy legs in pic 4
HollyJ | March 5, 2007 at 3:40 pm
“Nurse! Quick! This patient needs melanin STAT!”
S.P.F.R.S. | March 5, 2007 at 3:42 pm
This should be one of those “Write a caption for this” photos. Caption; ‘Hey I can’t find your boobs what happened to them’
twzzlrgirl | March 5, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Her boobs are even saggy in thumbnail pic 1 where she’s wearing a halter top. Good Lord! Her body is awful, she isn’t pretty, and her skin color — my god, her skin color!!
Oh, and her legs are ugly, too.
twzzlrgirl | March 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Hey, SPFRS — good one! I was about to post that Kirsten was saying, “yeah, they’re there….feel around…you’ll find them.” But you beat me to it!!
:)
Binky | March 5, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Hey – KD must have been up here in Eskimo-ville – because I saw those same shades in the Discount Bin at Zellers !
(I think many ‘actors’ are probably gay. Remember those High School plays ? Like… they were all dance musicals…nudge nudge…It wasn’t exactly the Octagon etc…not that there’s anything…wrong.., etc…)
D'oh Eyes | March 5, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I believe that’s a Sawtooth shark.
mrs.t | March 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
applepie:
yes, we all recognize that her friend was not actually ‘molesting’ her. See, the way this site works is kind of confusing. They post a photo of a celebrity, then come up with a tongue-in-cheek caption to accompany the photo. Often, the caption blatantly conflicts with what is happening in the photo. Other times, the caption may exaggerate what is depicted in the photo. Sometimes they might even fabricate a total and complete falsehood for humorous effect, with or without the use of sar-ca-sm.
Sometimes the posts are funny, sometimes they fall flat. Either way, one needs an IQ of at least 70 to comprehend the fact that this is not a News Group Blog.
Binky | March 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm
And can’t some of these ‘celebs’ be bit decent and find a private beach ? Like…too much info…
Brando was at least decent enough to get his own desolate island before putting on a swim suit.
That’s why the guy still had fans.
The horror. The horror…
Binky | March 5, 2007 at 4:24 pm
(#38 was a quote, not a comment on ‘Lesbian Dance Party’ of course)
twzzlrgirl | March 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
#37 — mrs.t…you are my new favorite.
i was gonna pounce on this applepie chick, but my retort would not have been nearly as witty or spot-on :)
Good work.
pana1718 | March 5, 2007 at 4:46 pm
damn! those are really small breast!
kenzier | March 5, 2007 at 4:49 pm
We now have substantial proof that being skinny does not necessarily make you sexy.
Courtney | March 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
God I really hope you’re all super hot.
twzzlrgirl | March 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Good lord…please tell me no man on the planet jerks off to this…
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 5, 2007 at 5:10 pm
A Kirsten Dunst haiku:
Seventh grade body
Anyone can touch her breasts
Lack of melanin
blpressure | March 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I’ve been reading superfish for ages but never joined to comment until now when I felt I had to. Why don’t all you sad fucks fuck off and leave her alone. She’s never done anything bad like Britney, Paris and Lohan and doesn’t deserve it. I know someone will come back with “You’re not in the right place, go join a fan site.” Well up yours! I don’t mind celebrity scum getting ripped on but Kirsten doesn’t deserve it. You’re all sad and have alot of time to waste.
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm
If i had skin like that, i wouldn’t bother with the lotion. Vampires shouldn’t get melanoma anyway.
blpressure | March 5, 2007 at 5:20 pm
I’d love to see you freaks in bikinis in Maui. It would be funny/sad like an episode of Idol.
Zed | March 5, 2007 at 5:32 pm
#37 You rule, mrs. t. Best response ever.
twzzlrgirl | March 5, 2007 at 5:32 pm
blpressure: the difference between me and Kirsten (besides a lot of brain cells and several cup sizes) is that I don’t put myself out there as red-carpet material. KD does. So, when someone who likes to flaunt, to an extent, how good looking they are, and they really aren’t, we at the superficial make fun.
What did she do to deserve it? She ran around, titless, in a bikini. ‘nough said.