Kirsten Dunst cuts in line

May 9th, 2007 // 39 Comments

Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell reportedly cut past a long brunch line at Café Sabarsky, including several elderly couples.

“There were seven people ahead of her, including several elderly couples. She should have known better,” said one peeved eyewitness.

The only special treatment Kirsten Dunst should ever receive is getting her own personal cage at the zoo. And not because she’s special, but because if she’s put with the other animals they’ll just end up killing themselves.



  1. yolatengo

    #1…bob tell her what she wins…

  2. yolatengo

    cool…I can’t believe it..

    “I’d like to thank the academy..”

  3. Victor

    This bitch is ugly, wouldn’t even pork her. Wait maybe I would, does she have a twat? If so I might think twice.

  4. 1MILFhunter

    She’s a superstar, c’mon. She gets special treatment.

  5. Manistoned

    Damn she’s pasty and ugly. Pugly.

  6. yolatengo

    anyone there?/
    damn it. first and nobody sees me.

    **shakes small fist at the gods**

  7. zhopa

    She may have had a reservation but that doesn’t change the fact that Kirsten Dunst seems like a real twat.

  8. particle)man


  9. You just know she smells like funky cold medina.

  10. Jimbo ?

    Is this the ugly bug ball? Those are two the uglyist celebs I have ever seen.

  11. Binky

    #1 Bob’s retiring and now skimps on the payola.

  12. This is all the Fish has to report? OJ Simpson got asked to leave a steak house in Kentucky and the Fish posts this Kirsten Dunst shit.

    The fucked up thing about it is, you people will comment on it until you are blue in the face!

  13. LilRach

    How dare she! Jeez superfish you are really starting to go down hill…………….anyway in other news it looks like Paris will be going to jail! Governor Arnie will not intervene…..

  14. silentpyjamas

    at first i was wondering where kirsten dunst was in the pic, as i thought that *was* one of the elderly couples.

  15. Hecubus

    I love pale girls, I love girls who don’t have straight Nazi wet dream perfect teeth, I love girls who deviate from the bland facial symmetry that passes for beauty these days HOWEVER I still find Kirsten Dunst repulsive, she looks like the emperor from star wars.

  16. Dory


  17. kamihi

    I was at London Zoo today there is an opening for in the Lions Den – as a carcass, come on over Kirsten, now get in line lions.

  18. p0nk

    xrist, she looks like she got in a fight with a racoon … and won.

  19. beer

    I like the bloody barf on her feet.

  20. Donkey

    Does that dude still play with The Foo Fighters?….. Nirvana forever baby!

  21. LoneWolf

    In other news….Griffith Park continues to burn down.

    Fuck, remind me not to leave town again, huh?

  22. woodhorse

    I used to try and give her the benefit of a doubt – and I just ended up doubting the collective IQ that keeps giving her movie parts. That dress is a deliberate insult. Hollywood is supposed to be glamorous and entertaining – she is just some over-the-hill goth high school chick who had to be goth because she didn’t have the intelligence, personality, or imagination to be anything else. Paris has more right to be “Hollywood” than Kirsten – at least Paris makes some effort (however pathetic and contrived it is) – Kirsten is just the checker from Walmart that won the lottery and wasted it on beer and a shopping spree at the local thrift store. The planets will never be in alignment until someone kicks her back to 4th & Main, downtown Wichita, KS.

  23. Throw her in jail, oh the humanity!

  24. xXrebeccaXx

    eww who does she think she is?!?!?

  25. NicotineEyePatch

    That shocked eyewitness at Cafe Sabarsky should have fucking said something to them or the manager, not the media. Goddamn it. Wouldn’t it make a much better story, if instead of “Kirsten Dunst is a bitch!” (which we already know) it was “I coldcocked Kirsten Dunst and force-fed her flapjacks smeared with syrup and her own blood!”
    Just another wasted opportunity to fight celebrity injustice.

  26. Phazon

    God she’s ugly. It’s too much for the eyes, they aren’t designed to handle these sorts of images.

  27. EZ

    “There were seven people ahead of her, including several elderly couples. She should have known better,” said one peeved eyewitness.

    The eyewitness misunderstood. Saggy-breasted people frequently give each other professional courtesies, and it’s understood that gravity determines the pecking order.

  28. S.P.F.R.S.

    Speak of Zoo, where did she get that skanky looking guy and who the hell is he?

  29. FRIST!!!

    Well, why the hell should she have to wait in line like common folk??!?? She’s Mrs. Batman, for God’s sake!!!

    Oh, forget it…what #25 said.

  30. FRIST!!!

    Oh, and Hecubus…you’d LOVE me then…

  31. Pikachelsea

    That walking turd she’s with looks like a fugly coked out Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, and she looks like the gothic queen of idiocy, as usual.

  32. mrs.t

    Pfft. Those people got the fuck outta her way because they were down wind.

  33. Captain America

    They also ate all of the steamed prunes and drank all of The Clamato-Bitches!!!!

  34. The Superfish fag is on coke

    This cunt has such a punchable face. I’d love to pull the ol’ Tony Danza on her.

  35. wedge1

    I like how she looks. Not all of us can do the lemming dance – we’re stuck with thinking for ourselves. And appreciating talent. But no worries, there are plenty of living barbies to go around for the rest of you…

  36. chaunceygardner

    I think she “cut in line” when they were handing out ugly in heaven.

  37. jrzmommy♠

    Thoughtless AND butt-ugly…..her momma must be proud!

  38. 15PiecesOfFlare

    #27 lol

  39. lambman

    no cuts buts or coconuts!

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