Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell reportedly cut past a long brunch line at Café Sabarsky, including several elderly couples.
“There were seven people ahead of her, including several elderly couples. She should have known better,” said one peeved eyewitness.
The only special treatment Kirsten Dunst should ever receive is getting her own personal cage at the zoo. And not because she’s special, but because if she’s put with the other animals they’ll just end up killing themselves.
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yolatengo | May 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm
#1…bob tell her what she wins…
yolatengo | May 9, 2007 at 3:36 pm
cool…I can’t believe it..
“I’d like to thank the academy..”
Victor | May 9, 2007 at 3:36 pm
This bitch is ugly, wouldn’t even pork her. Wait maybe I would, does she have a twat? If so I might think twice.
1MILFhunter | May 9, 2007 at 3:37 pm
She’s a superstar, c’mon. She gets special treatment.
Manistoned | May 9, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Damn she’s pasty and ugly. Pugly.
yolatengo | May 9, 2007 at 3:37 pm
hello/
anyone there?/
damn it. first and nobody sees me.
**shakes small fist at the gods**
zhopa | May 9, 2007 at 3:38 pm
She may have had a reservation but that doesn’t change the fact that Kirsten Dunst seems like a real twat.
particle)man | May 9, 2007 at 3:40 pm
EIGHTH, NUKKA!
Fifth Stooge | May 9, 2007 at 3:40 pm
You just know she smells like funky cold medina.
Jimbo ? | May 9, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Is this the ugly bug ball? Those are two the uglyist celebs I have ever seen.
Binky | May 9, 2007 at 3:42 pm
#1 Bob’s retiring and now skimps on the payola.
Fifth Stooge | May 9, 2007 at 3:45 pm
This is all the Fish has to report? OJ Simpson got asked to leave a steak house in Kentucky and the Fish posts this Kirsten Dunst shit.
The fucked up thing about it is, you people will comment on it until you are blue in the face!
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/09/oj-plays-the-race-card/
LilRach | May 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm
How dare she! Jeez superfish you are really starting to go down hill…………….anyway in other news it looks like Paris will be going to jail! Governor Arnie will not intervene…..
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/05/08/the-terminator-has-no-love-for-paris-hilton/
silentpyjamas | May 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm
at first i was wondering where kirsten dunst was in the pic, as i thought that *was* one of the elderly couples.
Hecubus | May 9, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I love pale girls, I love girls who don’t have straight Nazi wet dream perfect teeth, I love girls who deviate from the bland facial symmetry that passes for beauty these days HOWEVER I still find Kirsten Dunst repulsive, she looks like the emperor from star wars.
Dory | May 9, 2007 at 3:55 pm
*Yawn
kamihi | May 9, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I was at London Zoo today there is an opening for in the Lions Den – as a carcass, come on over Kirsten, now get in line lions.
p0nk | May 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
xrist, she looks like she got in a fight with a racoon … and won.
beer | May 9, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I like the bloody barf on her feet.
Donkey | May 9, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Does that dude still play with The Foo Fighters?….. Nirvana forever baby!
LoneWolf | May 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm
In other news….Griffith Park continues to burn down.
Fuck, remind me not to leave town again, huh?
woodhorse | May 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I used to try and give her the benefit of a doubt – and I just ended up doubting the collective IQ that keeps giving her movie parts. That dress is a deliberate insult. Hollywood is supposed to be glamorous and entertaining – she is just some over-the-hill goth high school chick who had to be goth because she didn’t have the intelligence, personality, or imagination to be anything else. Paris has more right to be “Hollywood” than Kirsten – at least Paris makes some effort (however pathetic and contrived it is) – Kirsten is just the checker from Walmart that won the lottery and wasted it on beer and a shopping spree at the local thrift store. The planets will never be in alignment until someone kicks her back to 4th & Main, downtown Wichita, KS.
sympathee | May 9, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Throw her in jail, oh the humanity!
xXrebeccaXx | May 9, 2007 at 4:24 pm
eww who does she think she is?!?!?
NicotineEyePatch | May 9, 2007 at 4:27 pm
That shocked eyewitness at Cafe Sabarsky should have fucking said something to them or the manager, not the media. Goddamn it. Wouldn’t it make a much better story, if instead of “Kirsten Dunst is a bitch!” (which we already know) it was “I coldcocked Kirsten Dunst and force-fed her flapjacks smeared with syrup and her own blood!”
Just another wasted opportunity to fight celebrity injustice.
Phazon | May 9, 2007 at 4:38 pm
God she’s ugly. It’s too much for the eyes, they aren’t designed to handle these sorts of images.
EZ | May 9, 2007 at 4:44 pm
“There were seven people ahead of her, including several elderly couples. She should have known better,” said one peeved eyewitness.
The eyewitness misunderstood. Saggy-breasted people frequently give each other professional courtesies, and it’s understood that gravity determines the pecking order.
S.P.F.R.S. | May 9, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Speak of Zoo, where did she get that skanky looking guy and who the hell is he?
FRIST!!! | May 9, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Well, why the hell should she have to wait in line like common folk??!?? She’s Mrs. Batman, for God’s sake!!!
Oh, forget it…what #25 said.
FRIST!!! | May 9, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Oh, and Hecubus…you’d LOVE me then…
Pikachelsea | May 9, 2007 at 6:01 pm
That walking turd she’s with looks like a fugly coked out Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, and she looks like the gothic queen of idiocy, as usual.
mrs.t | May 9, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Pfft. Those people got the fuck outta her way because they were down wind.
Captain America | May 9, 2007 at 7:22 pm
They also ate all of the steamed prunes and drank all of The Clamato-Bitches!!!!
The Superfish fag is on coke | May 9, 2007 at 8:41 pm
This cunt has such a punchable face. I’d love to pull the ol’ Tony Danza on her.
wedge1 | May 9, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I like how she looks. Not all of us can do the lemming dance – we’re stuck with thinking for ourselves. And appreciating talent. But no worries, there are plenty of living barbies to go around for the rest of you…
chaunceygardner | May 10, 2007 at 5:37 am
I think she “cut in line” when they were handing out ugly in heaven.
jrzmommy♠ | May 10, 2007 at 6:58 am
Thoughtless AND butt-ugly…..her momma must be proud!
15PiecesOfFlare | May 10, 2007 at 7:10 am
#27 lol
lambman | May 10, 2007 at 8:55 am
no cuts buts or coconuts!