The newest French trailer for Sofia Coppola’s Maria-Antoinette features Kirsten Dunst showing off her ass. At least I think it’s Kirsten Dunst. The shot is conveniently quick, dark, and from the back, making it nearly impossible to tell if it’s actually her or a body double. And anybody that’s actually seen her ass before is probably too ashamed to come forward. What with having to admit they did it with Kirsten Dunst. That’s the kind of thing that haunts you for life, like getting caught trying to make out with your sleeping sister.
this mashmallow needs to be toasted!
The return of Dr. Sunken Tits!
I have herpes….And genital warts…I am also really high right now, and just wanted people to know.
Are you sure it wasn’t her face?
grosssss
as long as she ain’t got a saggy/baggy wrinkley ass like Hohan!
Decapitation in a public square for being an obscenely rich decadent worthless enemy of the republic should make a comeback.
Ugh, who exactly is it that wants to see this snaggle toothed troll nude? I want to slap that person…
Does Avec Des Hommes mean pebble toothed troll in French ?
Nice one Pearly beat me by a minute
no – I think it means “choke on your cake”
I’d make fun of her, but I’m told I look exactly like her way too often.
Bahahahah Megan admits to being a troll look alike! Do you have the teeth too?
I don’t normally condone tan in a can or tanning salons but damn it if this good for nothing piece of shit isn’t the whitest bitch on the planet. She’s one step away from being albino. and by step I mean sucking dick.
oh, visual!!! now I’m choking on my cake! thanks kind sir!
rumor has it she glows in the dark
I JUST FUCKED A LIBTARDS WIFE. HE WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON DVD. THEN I JERKED OFF IN HIS SALAD.
Tanning salon? She wouldn’t last two minutes. Maybe she ought to consider stepping outside of her home/limo/studio and checking out the sun. Sheesh!
well if she was so ugly, she wouldn’t be cast as marie antionette, now, would she? how bout spiderman?
explain how Kirsten Dunst remeinds you of a “troll”??
And, are YOU prettier than her?
Hell yes!
#17- is libtard a new word for you or something? is this your vocab word of the day?
apparently there’s a shortage of cheerleading & spiderman flix in production right now….so pretending to be nude on screen is her feeble attempt at being ‘grown-up’–much like britney’s being knocked up with irish twins makes her ‘grown-up’…..
Bring it on! And by it, I mean a bag in which to vomit.
MeganHarris you troll: She was cast in M.A. because she’s as bad an actress as Sofia Coppola is, whose only finest acting hour was playing the baby that gets baptized at the end of The GodFather. Coppola does not have her fathers reputation and Troll Woman is the only bitch she could cast because of their work together on Virgin Suicides. Which reminds me MeganHarris – if you haven’t seen it please do, it’ll give you some good tips for when you plan on killing yourself next week.
And I am sure you look like a troll but not one that resembles Kirsten Dunst. You’re more along the lines of
http://www.dqshrine.com/dq/dq3/troll.jpg
thanks for that biatcho…HE does look like that…
I’ve seen toothless homeless people more attractive than that fugly cunt
Sofia is an Oscar winner. She could get whoever she wants to play that role. She chose Dunst cause she a good actress, and she’s pretty.
Kirsten Dunst is a beautiful girl.
I support Edna for removing fith, like Dunsts ass, from the big screen.
I think they call it a FAG HAG
Biatcho wrote:
“she’s as bad an actress as Sofia Coppola is, whose only finest acting hour was playing the baby that gets baptized at the end of The GodFather”
I am so glad someone thinks this chick is as talentless as I do. Ugh… she and her films blow.
@ #3, no response for the Teri Hatcher thread #32? LOL
Sofia Crap-ola only makes films because daddy says she can. American Zoetrope studio is all him.
MY CHURCH CURED TWO MEN OF THE GAY TODAY!!! THEN I JERKED OFF IN A LIBTARDS SALAD!!!!!!!!
19 To answer your question, yes, I am prettier than her. My mommy said that people aren’t staring at the warts on my face – they are looking at the beauty inside me.
MeganHarris I’m sure you look like she dresses.
homeless?
Sofia Coppola is also 4’9′ and has a nose that is bigger than she is, and I know because I almost ran her over numerous times at work where she just finished cutting this piece of shit movie, a movie that is going to be so “huge” we weren’t even allowed to say the name of it in the hallways… we had to call it “M.A.” or “I Want Candy”. I hope this piece of shit movie bombs because I hate pretentious film people and I hope that bitch reads about this and I get fired. And you’re ugly MeganHarris. Stop staring into the mirror that has a picture of Kirsten Dunst taped to where your face would be. You’re fat, ugly and you’ll never amount to anything in life.
(PS I am sorry for the rant. This has been building up for a year now and I am out of tampons). I hate MeganHarris.
if it makes you dunst haters feel better, marie antionnette was decapitated during the French revolution, so, chances are, dunst will be too. ah, the useless crap you learn when you get a master’s of history in french history. sigh….such a nerd i am.
btw…avec des hommes means “with men”
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!
I’ll hold the basket….hell, I’ll even weave that basket……
Come to think of it Dunst may have been the perfect choice for Marie Antoinette…they diddn’t have dentists back then did they? I think almost everyone had body lice and scabies as well…
and Megan Harris looks just like her!
didn’t
Thank god for your masters in history Oompa. Otherwise none of us would have known she lost her head to a guillotine.
All I keep hearing is how ugly she is. she’s a troll. But besides saying she has 1 crooked tooth, I don’t see any other evidence of Troll-ness.
beautiful blue eyes, fair skin, tall, blonde thin, great knockers, am I missing something here?
MeganHarris, the one thing you’re missing is my boot to your vaginal area.
Are you missing something? how could you post that without knowing it’s an open invitation to ream you? I think you enjoy these reamings MH.
Megan Harris is missing:
a) a sense of humor/irony/absurdity
b) the good sense not to kiss celeb ass on TS
c) a chomosome that demented her features so she winds up looking like Kirsten Dunst who I am infinitley more pretty than.
Ashlee Simpson looks better than Martha Dumptruck, er Kirsten Dunst. And I think Ashlee looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
I think she’s got a gorgeous face and i don’t care about what others think. Anyway… sometimes she could wear a bra.
you can take the girl outta NJ….but you can’t take the NJ outta the girl….
#45 Ashlee was adopted….either that or there was one fugly milkman on their route!
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