Kirsten Dunst always looks great

February 26th, 2007 // 55 Comments
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God, Kirsten Dunst is sexy. And I’m glad she doesn’t follow lame trends, like having straight teeth or looking pretty. Seriously though, how did she even attend the Academy Awards? Doesn’t direct sunlight burn her skin? You’d think she would’ve at least taken bat form.

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Comments (55)

  1. louisatheelf | February 26, 2007 at 7:08 am

    Kirsten looks cute as always. Refreshing to see someone look slightly more natural than the overdone, botoxed beyond all buggery things that usually step out onto the red carpey.

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  2. didey23 | February 26, 2007 at 7:09 am

    she is a sweety

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  3. biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 7:19 am

    arazzmatazz and a cucucuchoooo… fucking snagglepuss. cactus snatch evennnn.

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  4. llllllllll | February 26, 2007 at 7:19 am

    Why do I get a feeling the person who wrote the “witty/funny” text for this one was the new writer Superficial was seeking? oh lord, good stuff there wood fingers

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  5. marme | February 26, 2007 at 7:23 am

    Are you fu*king kidding me? Shes haggard and has the saggiest tits in hollywood.

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  6. sarah | February 26, 2007 at 7:26 am

    do you even like girls? shes a total babe.

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  7. Dean | February 26, 2007 at 7:35 am

    I like the mop on her date’s head.

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  8. jrzmommy | February 26, 2007 at 7:47 am

    She fell out of the ugly tree and clipped every branch down….badly.

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  9. Stink | February 26, 2007 at 7:47 am

    Brushing your teeth is so 20th century.

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  10. Wow Just Wow | February 26, 2007 at 8:17 am

    She is sooo uninteresting.

    She looks like a suburban vampire librarian.

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  11. RichPort | February 26, 2007 at 8:29 am

    I’m sure that dress looked great on the mannequin. I just wonder how they got that on her without her snaggleteeth pulling the delicate chiffon. Very economical of her to save money on both a stylist and a hairdresser.

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  12. dharma | February 26, 2007 at 8:33 am

    she sholud stop trying so hard to be miss my dress? its vintage blah blah blah and insted try to be preety

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  13. BETTY | February 26, 2007 at 8:37 am

    #10, a suburban vampire librarian sounds kinda interesting to me

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  14. renestel | February 26, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Yeah speaking of wood, she needs to repaint those two front teeth of hers, they’re turning a little brown again……

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  15. Sheva | February 26, 2007 at 9:14 am

    The shock is that she gets a ticket to the awards.
    Her shelf life expired.
    Like two years ago.

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  16. WTFiswrongwithUppl | February 26, 2007 at 9:16 am

    Ugh, her plaqued out teeth drive me nuts. Surely she has enough money to fix them? LOL@9

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  17. Lowlands | February 26, 2007 at 9:26 am

    With clothes on she doesn’t look bad,but my heart doesn’t beat faster as well.I know some girls which are looking much hotter.

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  18. ShUbBaBuBbA | February 26, 2007 at 9:30 am

    its UNBELIEVABLE how ugly this girl is. HOW is she in the movies??? how i asks yer?!

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  19. ShUbBaBuBbA | February 26, 2007 at 9:31 am

    also, shes gummier than a gummy bear.

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  20. Spindoc | February 26, 2007 at 9:51 am

    She looks like she has a smell that says “I just woke up and haven’t had time to shower…oh, sorry for the morning breath too”

    Then again, her dress is better than Gwenyth Paltrow’s…but thats like saying having bad diarea is better than setting your ass on fire.

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  21. WTFiswrongwithUppl | February 26, 2007 at 9:52 am

    #3, I SO heard Daws Butler’s voice while reading that! HAHAHAHA

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  22. iburl | February 26, 2007 at 9:56 am

    She is a 100% fox. You guys that cannot see that are either gay (likely) or have been so damaged by masturbating to airbrushed, silicon-stuffed, botoxified, mannequins that you have ruined yourself for real girls. I feel sorry for you. She’s a babe…. a total babe….

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  23. bnawtee | February 26, 2007 at 10:22 am

    I think the article’s comments, though funny and outdated (how long ago was “Interview with the Vampire” released? 1994?), isn’t fair. I could stare at Jessica Biel all day long, like anyone else.

    The fact that Kirsten hasn’t had her teeth capped or had plastic surgery to fix some sort of “imperfection” to fit into Hollywood’s label of beauty is refreshing.

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  24. kirstendunst | February 26, 2007 at 10:33 am

    its honestly redundant to keep seeing how much you bash kirsten. yea, sometimes she doesnt look too hott, but she has natural beauty, something 9 out of 10 girls that appear on your site dont have. her teeth may not be perfect, but who wants to be a carbon copy of everyone else? ki ki likes them, obviously, because she hasnt fixed them. all ive got to say is….watch marie antoinette and try to hold off cumming.

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  25. kirstendunst | February 26, 2007 at 10:33 am

    its honestly redundant to keep seeing how much you bash kirsten. yea, sometimes she doesnt look too hott, but she has natural beauty, something 9 out of 10 girls that appear on your site dont have. her teeth may not be perfect, but who wants to be a carbon copy of everyone else? ki ki likes them, obviously, because she hasnt fixed them. all ive got to say is….watch marie antoinette and try to hold off cumming.

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  26. Scoop | February 26, 2007 at 10:39 am

    I’m getting tired of hearing the intentionally nasty comments about her by this site. Newsflash: She’s natural and in Hollywood, that IS beautiful. You complain about all the fake looking ones, and you have a gazillion to choose from, but a really natural and pretty one comes along and you give her this kind of crap? How about you post YOUR picture and let us all make the call and the comments roll.

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  27. biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 10:48 am

    Hey Ki Ki’s bestest ever imaginary friend on the whole planet, it’s redundant to post the same idiotic, boring, ass-kissing post twice in the same minute. I fucking saw 10 minutes of M.A. in the cutting room and wanted to rip my fucking eyeballs out, let alone contemplate having sex to it. You’re nothing more than a fucking lemming and probably try to emulate this little troll all the while you preach about not being “carbon copies”. Get a life and some real friends. Oh & your parents are starting to think there’s something wrong with you because your bedroom walls are covered with pictures of “Ki Ki” instead of real boys.

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  28. Jenster | February 26, 2007 at 11:30 am

    if you people want to lick her snatch and whorship kirstin dunst, please fucking go somewhere else.im sure her fansite has plenty of snatch licking room there. This site’s for the grownups.
    oh and Marie Antionette (howvever you spell it, I hate anything french anyways) sucked
    hoarse dick, thats why it went straight to video there, Kiki.

    God I’m so tired of Kirstin Dunst, between her b-movies and her snagging every celebutards sloppy seconds (shes currently
    “entertaining” Drew barrymores ex) I want to gouge my eyes out everytime i see a picture of her lopsided, baby teeth, stringy hair,
    hobo clothes wearing self.
    *full body wretch*

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  29. PaisleyMoon | February 26, 2007 at 11:53 am

    Natural beauty my ass. This snag chick looks like she wants to be in puberty forever. Next year she’s mugging Abigal Breslin for her gown.

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  30. Libraesque | February 26, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    so so gross, definitely the ugliest “star” there.
    Saw an interview with her. SHe aint purty and she sho’ aint smart. The guy asked her what stars she would like to see that night and she said Grace Kelly

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  31. sexybitch | February 26, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    #28 See, Jenster, she moved you to deep emotion! That’s a true actress, or at least that’s what it said on the Marie Antoinette DVD. You know, the one they actually paid ME to check out at Blockbuster? Good thing, too,’cause I was out of coasters.

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  32. 86 | February 26, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Invisalign.

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  33. Denimpetal | February 26, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    ewww I never noticed how disgusting her smile is!

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  34. jFp | February 26, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    That dress?
    It looks like some friend of hers made the dress and she was afraid to say no. Kind of like that puffy-shirt Seinfeld had to wear.

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  35. fame is funny | February 26, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    She’s like the girl you think is pretty in high school, but later after you have seen actual pretty girls, you realize she’s boring and plain.

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  36. crestlin | February 26, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    I don’t particularly care for her acting, but I didn’ think she was unattractive until I saw these pics. Kirsten, may I sugges a few things: no one is asking you to cap/bleach your teeth, just brush them thoroughly. If you’re going to dye your hair, maintain it. Learn how to match colors…pastel blue and garnets aren’t working. And while not everyone can have a rock hard body like Ms. Biel, hitting the gym a few times a week can’t hurt. It’ll keep you from looking alike a frumpy 65 yr old grandmother :)

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  37. StomachPunch | February 26, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    I thought vampires were adverse to sunlight?

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  38. kirstendunst | February 26, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    wow biatcho, solidly put. you must know what im thinking right now too, dont you? dont you!!!!! aw come on. or maybe what im wearing???? go write for a tabloid. youre as good as any writer out there about making shit up about people you dont even know. congrats!

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  39. kirstendunst | February 26, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    p.s. if you guys hate her so much stop spending your life fussing over her. theres a fine line between love and hate.

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  40. Carol | February 26, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    I’m not like that people who just see the imperfections but man, she’s disgusting. I mean, WHERE’S THE NATURAL BEAUTY IN HER?
    Ok, she’s in Hollywood and she’s ugly, but that’s because she’s not a bad actress. Just it.
    Look at her, she’s so man! Her hands and feet, omg, freaking big. And a Babe? She always look with ass clown face, arrogant and so indelicate.

    The worst.

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  41. Carol | February 26, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Oh yes and I feel sad for Fabrizio Moretti.

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  42. biatcho | February 26, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    kiki, there’s a fine line between being a “fan” of a wannabe starlet and trying to emulate that person to the point where you use her name as your online screnname. kookoo!!

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  43. amelie3007 | February 26, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    #7 hehe…that’s her brother

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  44. twentytwelve | February 26, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    She is no natural beauty. She doesn’t even look good with twenty pounds of makeup on. Every time I see her face I’d like to scratch my eyeballs out with a pine cone.

    She should be slaughtered. As well as anyone that finds her one bit attractive.

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  45. twentytwelve | February 26, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Actually, taking a second gander at these photographs, I wish I looked exactly like her. Maybe then my family would pay attention to me and my boyfriend would want to have sex with me.

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  46. punkrockcowgirl | February 26, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    #36, I think they’re rubies. It’s an awesome bracelet. And I think Kirsten’s cute!

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  47. kingnoony | February 27, 2007 at 6:27 am

    uglier than a mud fence…

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  48. amanduh | February 27, 2007 at 9:40 am

    i think #22 has mistaken a ‘babe’ for a ‘pile of dog poop underneith some road kill’. it’s an honest mistake.

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  49. grits2005 | February 27, 2007 at 10:53 am

    YOU WOULD THINK AS MUCH MONEY AS SHE HAS MADE SHE COULD GET HER GRILL FIXED

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  50. belle | February 27, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Jesus Christ! I understand not “giving in to the Hollywood image” but seriously… Getting your teeth fixed is not giving in, plastic surgery is. And there’s a different, seriously. That’s just plain scary. I mean, she must not brush…at all?? Can you imagine what her breath smells like? And that dress wouldn’t look good on anyone or anything (including the mannequin #11 talked about). And what’s with the boring hair? I’m so confused.

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