While her colleagues enjoyed the Oscars, Kirsten Dunst earned a brief escape from Cirque Lodge rehab facility yesterday afternoon and decided to shop at a nearby Target. I guess this is her way of getting back at Jake Gyllenhaal. That’s some cold-blooded shit. If I found out my ex was shopping at Target, I’d kill myself. Mostly by playing lots of video games thus leading an increasingly sedentary lifestyle which could heighten the risk of heart disease when I get old. Yeah, that’ll teach her. Just you wait 40-50 years, lady. It’s on!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
yo mom | February 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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Ted from LA | February 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Congratulations yo mom. This is a great accomplishment. Better than an Oscar really. Target is a great star and thing to shoot at…
Ted from LA | February 25, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Congratulations yo mom. This is a great accomplishment. Better than an Oscar really. Target is a great store and thing to shoot at…
FISHSUKS | February 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
FISH SUKS
GO TEAM BRITNEY!
RichPort | February 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Wow…. shopping in the price cut aisle… oh how the mighty fall…
starship | February 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
ehhhhhh Her 15 minutes expired long ago.
p911gt10c | February 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Booooring
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
Jennifer | February 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
kirsten dunst | February 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm
fruit rollups in the cart. kiki you know what’s up. lookin cute.
kirsten dunst | February 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm
fruit rollups in the cart. kiki you know what’s up. lookin cute, always.
havoc | February 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
You think they checked her cart for rubbing alcohol?
Fifteen bottles seems a little excessive…….
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Vince Lombardi | February 25, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Anyone besides me think this when you saw picture #4:
1) She’s holding that bottle like she wishes it was Cabernet and not a vinaigrette.
2) She’s looking at the label for possible alcohol content.
3) She picked it up because the bottle is shaped like a pint bottle.
morga | February 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I like how in the first pic she’s basically saying “what the hell? you have nothing better to do than take pictures of me at Target?”
Donkey Punch | February 25, 2008 at 4:13 pm
She was seen crying after she left the store because she discovered that mouth wash no longer contained alcohol.
God I hate women that smoke. Such an ugly habit.
1 MILF Hunter | February 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Probably bought Pine-Sol for the alcohol and tampons.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Put the troll back in the cage. Not the trolly poster, but the real life troll that is terrorizing the supermarket.
Jennifer vayjayjay | February 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I hear she go on party site wakeup-in-pool-of-your-own-vomit dot com. I hear she find boozy sucky fucky and happy ending there. I check again affer buzzkill rice cooker come back.
Jennifer vayjayjay | February 25, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I hear she find what she rook for on wake-up-in-pool-of-own-vomit dot com. I hear she find boozy fucky sucky and happy ending there. I rook again as soon as buzzkill rice cooker come back. O.K?
stinkyPete | February 25, 2008 at 4:20 pm
#12: mostly I thought, wow that chick has skinny legs and zero ass.
Arligt | February 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Jennifer; you fucking think anyone care? please go and eat shrimps, or do something else that makes your existense a bit more meaningful.
Numb 18; thats the spirit!
Vince Lombardi | February 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Pete;
Check out the cart – 12 pack of Coke, two boxes of Fruit Rollups, and some blue tortilla chips. No wonder she’s got no ass. She doesn’t eat anything.
D. Richards (Unhappy.) | February 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm
‘Hey, everybody, I’m going to rehab! I’m a movie star; I’m a hostess at Olive Garden; I work the night shift at the gas station down the street; I work as an accountant (Frist). You know me!
Here I go with my new life. No more using drugs and fucking my life up. No, man, I’m through with everything and I’m getting clean. I can’t take it anymore. Step one, step two, three, four. . .
Boy, this sure is hard work.
Hey? Hey, when can I smoke a cigarette? Hey?! I’m talking, here! I need a cigarette. Cigarette!’
N.Y. Ted | February 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
See…even Spiderman’s girlfriend has to shop too…!
Ript1&0 | February 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Yeah, seriously. If you thought drugs didn’t help your life anymore…. try sobriety. I can assure you, it’s much worse.
Toto44 | February 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I tried to jerk off to her pics once. Didn’t work.
#22 | February 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm
FRIST!!! works at a law firm, dumbass..
Violet | February 25, 2008 at 5:07 pm
That’s my ex-husband’s revenge plan, in a nutshell. Have you two been conspiring?
D. Richards | February 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
#26? Did you know that Frist has a degree in accounting? Dumbass.
D. Richards (Also.) | February 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I know everything about Frist. She’s my ass-tulip. And cheap!
#28 | February 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm
No I did not. I guess she is multi-talented!!
Auntie Kryst | February 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I love Target, it’s the only store where you can find the same bad actors in the aisle that sells their bad movies.
hand puppet | February 25, 2008 at 6:03 pm
she looks like an adult version of abigail breslin. i hope this won’t be abi’s fate because being a child star seems to fuck up most child stars to some degree.
Tapeworm | February 25, 2008 at 6:22 pm
What a dumb cunt.
gio | February 25, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Those hoodies trimmed with raccoon dog fur are just plain grotesque.
Hillary Clit | February 25, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Fruit RollUps are you fucking kidding me… what is she like 5
Hillary Clit | February 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Fruit RollUps are you fucking kidding me… what is she like 5
The Laughing God | February 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm
That homeless man is asking her how much it would cost to take a trip behind the dumpster.
Janine | February 26, 2008 at 12:29 am
Wow, she needs some sunshine, a tan and some serious vitamins! She looks like a crackhead!
kate | February 28, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
Jonathan | March 23, 2008 at 9:50 am
Kristen dunst is so beautiful. Here she looks tired, even so she still looks beautiful. man if I was with that women I would have