Proving there’s honor among snaggletooths, Kirsten Dunst refuses to talk about her ex Jake Gyllenhaal now openly dating Taylor Swift, according to Us Magazine:
At the film’s NYC premiere Wednesday, Dunst, 28, was asked whether she thinks Swift – who turns 21 Dec. 13 – is a good match for 29-year-old Gyllenhaal.
“Next!” she told a pack of reporters.
In Kirsten Dunst’s defense, no one wants to be reminded that they’re no longer the pretty young actress of the moment, and never can be again, thus condemning her to a long, empty life enshrouded in loneliness. Now, before everybody gets bent out of shape about that last sentence, I should probably point out I’m simply trying to coax her to spread her bat wings and snatch this grape out of my hand with a loud screech. I’m not a complete asshole.
Photos: Splash News
That makes two of us.
good for her – EXCELLENT response to a ridiculous question. Looking good, Kirsten!
Proof that women get better with age!
fuckin love her smile. oh yeah her bod. i can always fuck some color into her skin
I don’t care if she likes cocaine & booze, just look at her. I would stick it to her good.
cocaine & booze would def help with the ambiance of fucking her repeatedly.
She looks somewhat bangable again.
They broke up years ago. What idiot journalist would even bother asking? Of course she didn’t answer. And she shouldn’t.
you’d be surprised Cat. They still ask Johnny Depp about Winona Ryder. and visa versa.
So when you tell us 40 is old, end of story, it’s not brainwashing? It’s only brainwashing when it’s “people”, shadowy age brainwashing “people”… Got it.
how do you figure she isnt young??? shes only 28, not 40! so sick of people like you brainwashing us into thinking whats young and old, 40 is old, end of story.
shes hotter and more talented than taylor anyways.
Taylor has teeth that don’t make me want to barf.
no but i’ll bet your shriviled up cock would make HER wanna barf
your mom likes my “shriviled” up cock.
no she says she hates having to prop your stomach up with 2 x4s then having to fight her way thru all your dick cheese.
erm, wtf are you talkin about? McFeely doesnt even like women.
Kirsten is looking good.And her teeth are now fine after all vampire mania.Hey,she even played one!And she shouldn’t be interested in her ex business with Miss Swift.Even why should we bother about that? if you are still asked about your ex with another woman after years of being apart… that can make a girl issues for dating. It would be good to find just one boyfriend and stay with him.But is it possible?
She said she likes the dick cheese. She said she made your school lunch with it and it was your favorite. And then we laughed at those shitty crayon drawings of yours up on the fridge…you can’t draw dinosaurs for shit.
I’m bent out of shape about that sentence because it doesn’t make any sense. A long empty enshrouded in loneliness? I think you’re leaving out a word or two.
“thus condemning her to a long, empty life enshrouded in loneliness”
Drink much memem?
I’m drinking right now. Some soda. I pointed out their mistake and they fixed it. I guess when you’re hired to write about 3 paragraphs a day on a celebrity gossip website it can be too much for some people to proofread through. They rely on their readership for help.
@memem word.
Fish Have I told you that I love you
I do
you make me laugh so much, thanks
Glad to see Kirsten again, she looks beautiful!
She has many movies coming out, very excited!
Reese Witherspoon with less chin and more Down’s.
hahahahahaha. oh yeah
hahahahaha. Good observation. They are both butterfaces.
SHE LOOKS HOT
Glad to see that she’s apparently got her act together again; she’s lookiing healthy & pretty nice, actually.
One of the most beautiful and talented actresses in America.
NEXT
Wow how can you say that 28 is old ? This is disgusting…
Now what’s wrong with getting a blow job from her?
Good for Kirsten- She looks beautiful and it’s good to see that she’s come out on top after her problems. No one cares about Jake G. and Taylor Swift anyway. Taylor is not nearly as awesome in any way as the media seems to think!
Fish, you filthy, dirty bastard out of Pennsylvania. Why feature an unflattering photo of Kirsten when there are better ones in the set? She looked damn good in Marie Antoinette. Pick on trash like Lohan, leave Kirsten alone you dirty bastard.
She looks like Murderface from Frisky Dingo.
That makes two of us Kirsten.
What else is she going to talk about? It’s not as if most people are interested in her movies…She still does movies, does she?
She was once a young actress, yes, but she was never a pretty one.
Was gonna say that. Lol
Very true. Very Very true.
Wow…so according to your logic, I might as well hang it up in two more years. I’ll be old and ugly. I seem to remember you making a comment or two about how hot Halle Berry is, and she’s close to 45.
Apples and oranges. Halle Berry is hot a any age, and Kirsten Dunst isn’t.
I agree that Dunst isn’t a very pretty girl, but to call 28 old is rather ridiculous.
jake & taylor, jake & taylor, jake & taylor, jake & taylor, jake & taylor, jake & taylor, jake & taylor, jake & taylor…………..and so on.
I get her confused with Julia Stiles.
She looks good for … well … her. I mean, she’s classy and she isn’t a ho bag or crack whore party bitch, but she’s not pretty. Sorry, but she’s not. Nice figure, good actress, less chin and smaller mouth than Witherspoon but … meh. That’s what she is to me … meh. Doesn’t inspire wood.