Kirsten Dunst Doesn’t Want to Hear About Jake and Taylor

Proving there’s honor among snaggletooths, Kirsten Dunst refuses to talk about her ex Jake Gyllenhaal now openly dating Taylor Swift, according to Us Magazine:

At the film’s NYC premiere Wednesday, Dunst, 28, was asked whether she thinks Swift – who turns 21 Dec. 13 – is a good match for 29-year-old Gyllenhaal.
“Next!” she told a pack of reporters.

In Kirsten Dunst’s defense, no one wants to be reminded that they’re no longer the pretty young actress of the moment, and never can be again, thus condemning her to a long, empty life enshrouded in loneliness. Now, before everybody gets bent out of shape about that last sentence, I should probably point out I’m simply trying to coax her to spread her bat wings and snatch this grape out of my hand with a loud screech. I’m not a complete asshole.

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