Back in August, Kirsten Dunst, who apparently hangs around chicks as pale if not paler than herself – Well played, Lady Snaggletooth. Well played. – couldn’t shut up about how big her boobs are, so here they are in Vegas over the weekend, and I’m not entirely sure I’d call those things “big” considering they’re nowhere close to their prior majesty in Spider-Man 2. *adjusts taped together glasses, fiddles with pocket protector, yells “Pretty Lay-dee!”* Then again, I’m looking at this post through a mirror, so all I see is a floating bikini and wondering why the hell I paid money for these. Oh, no, wait in one shot the bikini attacked a plate of fruit someone left out. And now it’s in some chick’s hair. Haha! This thing’s hilarious.
Photos: WHPhotography.net
She strikes me as someone who would take the Itty Bitty Titty Committee’s rankings a little too seriously.
Apparently this friend of hers wanted to show her up forcing Kirsten to hit her with a large plank thereby flattening her entire front side..
Dam I thought I was pale… I guess not so much!
Apparently where she comes from, the temperature outside in Las Vegas leaves much to be desired.
These are actually pretty OK. Not big-huge as advertised, but big-OK. Plus not fake.
+1 on this. I wouldn’t call them big, but very nice none the less.
There’s plenty of pictures of her braless…without support she’s got the saggy flapjacks of a 50 year old woman.
saggy? she has nice tits. normal real tits actually
Did she make a lot of $$ from the spider-man films?
actually she did. and probably the last time she’ll ever see that kinda of money again.
Probably? Yeah, you got a safe bet there.
They’re not bad…too bad they are attached to HER though.
Cues up Procul Harem’s “Whiter Shade of Pale”.
better pale white than orange fake tanned or burnt freckled skin. It sucks she doesn’t choose to dress up and do her best on her appearance but she makes the perv news anyway. She’s a good actress and looks like a nice comfortable screw. When you wake up next to her you are not going to get a big shock like 95% of the “models/Hotties” on here. I would love to spend 3-4 minutes with snaggle tooth.
Maybe not big, but these are above average for a skinny girl (who doesn’t have fakes). If she was Christina Hendrick like thick, they would be a lot bigger (of course not as big as ms Hendricks’ fabulous mountains, but I’m not 100% sold that she doesn’t have fakes).
Nooo, ya think Christina Hendricks’ boobs may be fake? LOL
Wow, those looks surprisingly good.
I think this is the first time in 100 years she showed her body off instead of her fangs.
+1
And the last lingering bit of my heterosexuality just walked out the door.
You didn’t exactly double-lock that door, did you?
Big enough for me lol
She’s not THAT pale… just bad light.
Look at the photo with her next to the walrus in the striped bikini.
I like those perky titties, and always love me some Kiki!
I’d totally hit on her sober.
She looks a lot better than I expected.
+1
+2, totally
What is she? C cup? In a runway show then yeah, that’s ‘big boobs’. IRL that’s what we call false advertising.
Given she’s so thin, she’s probably a D at least. Cup size is not a measure of volume.
If you think that’s what a C cup looks like you’re either fat or sleep with fat chicks.
you must not like yourself very much… or are fat yourself
She is more than a C cup, buddy. You may spend so much time trolling this site looking at fake tits that you’ve forgotten… Wow, this is what REAL girls look like. Untanned, with natural breasts. Not sure what it’s like in America, but for the rest of the world, this is still what girls look like! Of course, when one undergoes surgery for breast implants and liposuction, the body is distorted beyond its natural proportions and the rest of the world thinks a C cup is small! The saddest thing is when young girls lose their confidence and get breast implants in the hope of becoming more popular! What they don’t realise is that they’re only popular with the kind of perverse losers that they would never be with in the first place if they had some confidence.
WORD. I have E-cup boobs, and when i tell people that (not that i go around advertising my bra size- but when it comes up), people are always shocked. When you are skinny and have a narrow ribcage, your boobs don’t stand out as much as a thicker girl with the same proportions. I think that Kirsten probably does have at least a D cup. It’s crazy how many people are unaware of A) how bra cup sizes work, and B) what a real woman’s body looks like.
…So why don’t you tell us what a “real women” look like since apparently there seems to be a multitude of extraterrestrials roaming about.
(Me thinks) this new-age phrase “real woman” is code for “sloppy and homely” because you never hear gorgeous, slender, well proportioned women use the phrase—Hmmm….Artofwar
Hear, hear, Blondie! I (as well as most guys I know) would rather fondle tiny naturals than Tupperware grapefruits.
She has a small D or a large C (in American sizes, they do differ in different countries), and they’re not small but they’re not BIG either. (They look just right on her imho.) I personally have G’s so I haven’t been a D since high school, but I know other people with D’s, and if she really did have full D’s then they would be HUGE on someone with such a slender frame (she’s not only skinny, but has fairly small bones). And unlike what Girl said, it usually takes a smaller cup size to look big on a slender girl if you get the right band size (some girls just up the band size instead of going up a cup size). But what really makes them look big is how wide your shoulders are and she has narrow shoulders so she’s going to get more bang for her buck with her cup size.
Powder.
Very respectable I’d say :)
translucent cave fish aside, she looks a lot better than what I imagined.
The newest trend in skin: roadside snowdriftouflage
Never stop commenting – ever.
maybe they’re just cold..? i’ll take em any way i can get em
Too pale to see where my jizz is leaking out of !
Pale and pink , I’d like a cooch shot !
I think this is just photo trickery. She is in the shade here but if you look at her in the sun you see she is not that pale. Either someone had there white balance set to auto or the sun likes to mess with the Dunst.
Get me a bag. I’m going in.
Better double bag it …
These photogs are all amateurs. I have 5 words for you – “Butt,” “Shots,” “are,” “always” “necessary.” My god. Get with the flippin program.
Needed cameltoe , now I Does anyone have any topless shots of her ?
charlotte gainsbourg still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kiki dunst.
Woof.
Val Kilmer has a suprisingly nice rack
I’d fuck her silly and enjoy those titties. Just sayin…
She looks good!
She is always solid. A very sexy vampire.
Now that thing to the right is an honest American girl. Ttny boobs, a gut and huge chunky thighs.
Hmm, I’d play with them.
Yummy.
2 lovely titays – ah, ah , ah, ahhh (done in a sesame street the count style)
My co-workers are a-holes and earn f**k all cos they are a bunch of c**ts.
She looks great !
“the dunst” officially claims that you are “THE DOUCHE”
Not bad
not he best…but not bad
7 on a scale of 1-10
If you cover up her face, her bod looks a little like Lindsay Lohan circa 2008 when she was going through her skinny, unhealthy, shrinking boob phase… they were still nice, just not as perfect as they were in 06…
What are u guys talking about? Kirsten is a beautiful big-breasted woman! I’m only up to pic five and she’s got me so horny I’m jacking off! I can’t be the only guy who wants to have sex with Kirsten Dunst, can I?
You can see the shape of her pussy in pic 12!!!!!!!!!! What a goddess!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason, i have a fondness for kiki. fondle her titties that is. she’s a-ok in my book.
her boobies are amazing
I’d do her, then again I’m getting pretty desperate.
Damn. I think she’s yummy. Nice skin, all natural, and no dumbass ink all over her body.
I don’t think I’d call her breasts “huge.” I would, however, call them Lulu and Sophie!
Why are there no pics of her ass? Does Kirsten have a nice ass? She looks pretty damn hot from the front!
I’m sorry, but that is just all kinds of ugly.
I would pound her so hard she would be speaking tongues or something like……”OH, BERNZEEE! CARNE ASADA TOO GRANDE.” Or some shit. I dunno.
She isnt the greatest looking but she isn’t ugly and has a decent body.
Eunice Bernz?