Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk Cameron has taken the moron reins with his new movie Saving Christmas, and fuck all that, I’m watching MST3K on Netflix and drinking. So here’s Heather Dockray’s brilliant takedown for FilmDrunk along with links to last year’s Sarah Palin book report (Again, my entire Thanksgiving break, so you’re goddamn right I’m recycling it.) and the GOOP Holiday Gift Guide for those of you looking for gift ideas and are capable of pooping gold bars:

Kirk Cameron’s ‘Saving Christmas’ Celebrates The ‘Murdering Non-Believers’ Part Of St. Nick’s Legacy

The Complete Superficial Review of Sarah Palin’s Bullshit War on Christmas Book

The 2014 GOOP Gift Guide Is Quintessential GOOP

And if none of that jingles your balls, here’s Batman fighting Darth Vader with a fucking lightsaber because, yo, dawg, I heard you like Batman in your Star Wars, so we put Star-Bats in your War-Man I messed that all up.

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