Kimberly Stewart shows her underwear

March 16th, 2006 // 81 Comments
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Sometimes in my fantasies I picture Rod Stewart holding car keys in his mouth, purring to me softly as he shows me his delicious man thong. But since the world hates me, the closest I’ll ever get to that is seeing his daughter do it.


  1. RED SNAPPER

    who?

  2. I guess I have no taste at all since I think that is relatively hot. It looks like she has large potential for the ugly from other angles, but I’ve never seen any other pictures of her so I wouldn’t know for sure.

  3. Nothing wrong with a cute low-rise thong sticking out of some cute low-rise jeans. Not the whole thing, mind you, but just the very top.

    Kimberly just looks trashy, but she does hang out with Paris Hilton, so maybe she’s just trying to keep up.

  4. Nothing wrong with a cute low-rise thong sticking out of some cute low-rise jeans. Not the whole thing, mind you, but just the very top.

    Kimberly just looks trashy, but she does hang out with Paris Hilton, so maybe she’s just trying to keep up.

  5. McGids

    Uhhh…shouldn’t she have boobs or something…?

  6. Topaz Vamp

    How come so many girls say they wear thongs to avoid showing panty lines, yet they’re okay with showing the actual panties themselves hanging over the pants? Makes no damn sense!

    The worst part is when (some) girls wear thongs to avoid showing panty lines, but the thongs reveal the cellulite all over their asses. Call me old-fashioned if you must, but I’d rather see a panty line than cellulite or other various and sundry bulges and jiggly bits.

  7. KimStew looks like a stripper at 6 in the morning, just rushing to get home already and get some sleep.

  8. Evangelia

    she
    has
    no ass!

  9. bravegirl01

    option: show pantylines or scrub thong with nasty old toothbrush to get rid of nasty old turd stain…

    give me pantylines any day.

  10. hafaball

    that’s shhexy!!! XD

  11. I think I’d turn into a silly whore too, if my Dad was the guy that sang “Do ya think I’m sexy”…

  12. Well, I reaaaaaaaaaaally just need to bring to light something that I noticed in this picture. I really don’t think anyone has yet (tho I didn’t read all comments)

    Look b/w her legs, at her crotch….notice the discoloration smack between her legs, dark? looking like its sorta dripping? Yes. I would say either she started to piss herself, OR….well, her feminine products are NOT working

  13. CheekyChops

    Rod Stewart sure passed on his ugly genes to this one.

  14. That might be nice is she had an actual ass. I’d still hit it though…ALL NIGHT LONG!

  15. Mr. Fritz

    Ugh, I was away for a few days and came back to this story? She is fugly, and I don’t care what the definition is to other posters. Her father was butt ugly and it’s obvious he passed it on to her. She has to do stupid ho things like that to stay in the spotlight. I am getting more and more irritated by celebrities lately and wonder if there’s anyone talented left. I guess you just need to be like Paris Hilton and act like a skank to get noticed.

  16. patEcake

    total tranny.

  17. MystressJade

    Just plain ol’ nasty…

  18. Mo

    Just when I thought no one could out-skank Paris Hilton…

  19. GeorgiaTornado

    Can we all say….Whale Tale…

  20. GeorgiaTornado

    errr… Tail

  21. drdisaia

    Needs to work on color matching maybe?

  22. BarbadoSlim

    I’m so sorry I wasn’t there, that was a sweet situation for a thermonuclear super atomic wedgie.

    yeah yeah I never got out of high school.

  23. brunette15

    wow..yuck.. she has a belt and she should definitly use it. like holy thick enough thong. ouch,i feel bad for her ass crack. and whats with the skin, she doesnt have enough money to go tanning cuz she spent it on the cocaine?yikes.

  24. BarbadoSlim

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug :)

  25. gossipgirl

    Does anyone else think that she looks like a slightly retarted version of Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers? Anyone..

  26. gossipgirl

    retarded. Sorry

  27. Magus

    wait, is that human being ? because … damn, as fas as i knew, human beings are supposed to have an ass

  28. LaydeeBug

    Why is this “dregs from a condom” even news? She’s Rod Stewarts daughter? That’s the same as being Aaron SPellings daughter. Don’t mean dick. What a usesless waste of skin. And can someone tell me why these no-assed white girls want the world to glare at their non-existent nether parts?

  29. LaydeeBug

    #75 yes i remember. And ESQ, I’ll kick her in the cunt.

  30. rise

    oh man what a load of schoolboy bitches! you people are so lame

    if you don’t like it then just ignore it.. why the fuck are you whining on message boards. Get a life?

    its not like she was doing a photoshoot, this is paparazzi perv-material

    leave the girl alone, im sure she doesnt bitch about you

  31. dont look at her face. but what a great shot. all girls with a nice rear should flont it. if you cant, then loose some weight. look america, we are (you are) getting fater each year, do something about it. hot is hot and fat is fat. put a bag over her face and she is HOT.

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