Sometimes in my fantasies I picture Rod Stewart holding car keys in his mouth, purring to me softly as he shows me his delicious man thong. But since the world hates me, the closest I’ll ever get to that is seeing his daughter do it.
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tits_on_snack | March 16, 2006 at 2:19 pm
lol. “The only men in this world who are turned on by women in thongs, are men who still believe in their heads that chicks don’t go to the bathroom. Get your shitrag outta my face, lady! Why don’t you wear a pair of used tampons as earrings, while you’re at it!”
I don’t necessarily agree with that per se, it’s still funny.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 16, 2006 at 2:21 pm
She looks like the abominable snowman in summer. Yikes.
DevastatorX | March 16, 2006 at 2:22 pm
I guess iv’e officially gotten old because she does nothing for me.
A day in the life of celebrity wannabe Kimberly Stewart; oh god let someone please photograph my thong. Papa is so proud Kim. Tell me, how does it feel to know that you’ll never get out of Paris Hilton’s shadow?
dr. kenneth noisewater | March 16, 2006 at 2:22 pm
remember that rock n roll urban legend when rod stewart had to have his stomach pumped cause it was so full of jizz?…yeah, i bet that happens to kimberly some day.
radio3play | March 16, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Urggh
maggixial | March 16, 2006 at 2:23 pm
I wonder if Paris gave her herpes or if it was the other way around. She’s nasty as hell either way.
radio3play | March 16, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Im sure she introduces herself as “Hi, Im Kim, Rod Stewarts daughter and I’m friends with Paris Hilton”
DevastatorX | March 16, 2006 at 2:26 pm
#7 spot on, spot on.
Jayne | March 16, 2006 at 2:27 pm
lol #7.
And the bouncer of the club says “Who the fuck is Rob Stewart?”
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 16, 2006 at 2:27 pm
If you’re going to wear a low-rise pants, for pity’s sake, GET SOME LOW-RISE THONGS!!! Proves that just because you have money, doesn’t mean you can’t dress like trailer trash.
Jacq | March 16, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Arrrrgh! I CAN’T STAND HER! WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?! She’s pure trash and her hairline starts so far back from her brows that she should rent her forehead as ad space.
gogoboots | March 16, 2006 at 2:43 pm
I thought only whitetrash Britney Spears wannabees wore regular thongs with super low rise pants. I thought this stupid whore fashion trend was over, now some daughter of a terribly untalented singer is doing it. I’d like to say, at least get a thong that matches your outfit, if you’re going to intentionally show it off. UGH!
MortyFishbein | March 16, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Paris got herpes from borrowing this girl’s thong. Nobody told her that even if all the semen, sweat and urine are “dry,” you can still catch it.
Derek Hail | March 16, 2006 at 2:53 pm
If she was showing off an attractive thong I wouldn’t mind, but she’s not. She’s showing off an ugly one. This makes me think that she has no sense of style and further makes me think she is just no better than white trash.
With regard to seeing ROd Steward in a man-thong, I think that would be hilarious.
Jacq | March 16, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Those look like period panties…
Spindoc | March 16, 2006 at 3:05 pm
#4 and #7 LOL!!!!! Nice.
I didn’t know thongs were still in. Ladies I gotta tell you, I know you think that you look hot in your lowrise jeans with the thong showing when you leave the house at 9pm, but I can’t tell you how shitty the same outfit looks at last call when you’re wasted.
Robin27 | March 16, 2006 at 3:15 pm
lol #16, so true, when I’m wasted I just don’t care and I’m sure it looks all sloppy. Oh well.
blueballs | March 16, 2006 at 3:18 pm
another classless ho. I tend to see a lot of these anus riding thongs that creep up on women who wear those ill fitting jeans. Makes them look quite unsexy and unsanitary.
I am sort of hoping that terrorist sleeper cells will awake to and go target these unfamous celebs and blow them up. The world will be a better place with out them.
Lala | March 16, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I’m assuming the pants turned bile green only AFTER they made contact with Kimberly Stewart’s ass.
jagbag | March 16, 2006 at 3:35 pm
thats hot.
Sheva | March 16, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Give me a pillow case.
And I’d hit it.
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 16, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I thought we were done with thongs? This picture makes me long for a tucks soothing pad. Put out that fire, Kim.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 16, 2006 at 3:47 pm
What’s that grey pointy thing? Is that her skinny tit? Her deflated possum teat? What is that? And jeezoz, this girl always needs to have SOMETHING in her mouth, is that it?
OhHowCynical | March 16, 2006 at 3:59 pm
If you look closely, it say 2005…
Grphdesi23 | March 16, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Remember…gentlemen prefer blondes.
Grphdesi23 | March 16, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Give the girl a break….I mean, haven’t we all shown a little ass crack once in a while?
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 16, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Do gentlemen also prefer grimey, crunchy, cocaine platinum coifs? She looks like Kirsten Dunst’s crack addicted ghost.
bone_daddio | March 16, 2006 at 4:11 pm
doesn’t anyone else feel the need to grab that thong and pull up for half an hour or so?
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 16, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I’d hit it……….. if I were blind and had no sense of smell.
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 16, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I’d hit it……………… if it were in the middle of the road.
Xarah | March 16, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I want to see her fall of of that motorcycle again.
Xarah | March 16, 2006 at 4:16 pm
***errrr…I mean ‘off’
batteryacidqueen | March 16, 2006 at 4:22 pm
It never fails to amaze me just how classy celebs really are. Even ones that are just famous for nothing like Kimmy here… I wonder when shes like..old and wearing the Depends if shes be showin those too…?
bella420 | March 16, 2006 at 4:29 pm
two words- atomic wedgie!!
Lance Steel | March 16, 2006 at 4:31 pm
What is it with these no-butt women showing off their “no-butt”. It sickens me.
downshine | March 16, 2006 at 4:35 pm
wait since when did people not wear thongs anymore….i still wear them so i dont have panty-lines which are such a fashion fauz pas. the problem is if you let them show like some common ghetto/trashy hooker on the street.
LOOKWHATICANDO | March 16, 2006 at 4:37 pm
What? Does she think she is a rapper now, maybe we should call her Lil Ice Kim. geezz
gogoboots | March 16, 2006 at 4:40 pm
hat’s wrong with her tit, the nipple’s all misshapen??!?! OH THE HUMANITY!!!
suzy | March 16, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Here’s the video of her falling off the motorcycle
http://youtube.com/watch?v=94mGl-aEK0E
cibby | March 16, 2006 at 5:04 pm
#22 – ‘I thought we were done with thongs’
Thongs are passe? What’s next? What’s the next level in underwear fashion? Two crackers tied together with a piece of string?
SpiderMomma | March 16, 2006 at 5:06 pm
She looks like the party/cocaine trashed hobo version of Paris Hilton. Does she have hobo-style Herpes too?
Topaz Vamp | March 16, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Thongs are out, boy shorts are in. No panty lines, sexy if you have a nice body, and no ass-skin rubbing off against a thong:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSPTYBOYZZZ&cgnbr=OSPTYBOYZZZ&rfnbr=1926
xaputa | March 16, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Irck!
Is she an albino?
ESQ | March 16, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Paris Hilton + Kim Stewart = a match made in heaven
ESQ | March 16, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Who wants to be the first to say they would kick this girl in the cunt?
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 16, 2006 at 5:42 pm
#40
Yes they are passe. Unsanitary,sometimes very uncomfortable, and genuinely unflattering. See post 42. Crackers and string? Yeah.
shoyu | March 16, 2006 at 5:51 pm
One word: Bronzer.
Aimtrue | March 16, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Cars keys? That’s a turd!!!
scarlett138 | March 16, 2006 at 7:15 pm
FUGLY
Dee | March 16, 2006 at 7:40 pm
if she wasn’t near that nice car, i would’ve thought she was homeless. UGH-if those poor thongs could talk… =(