Kimberly Stewart was spotted running around in a bikini looking really gross, but also hot, but also really really gross. I’m not a doctor (just kidding, yes I am) but I’m pretty sure an ass isn’t supposed to look like this. Actually, I’m pretty sure nothing is supposed to like this. Doesn’t nature have laws against it? In olden times they would’ve put her in a cage and drowned her. Not for any particular reason but, you know, because she’s a woman. That’s kind of what they did back then.
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Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Cute bikini.
Ugly ass.
Malffy Hernandes | August 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
First!
Angat | August 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Mirrors should be mandatory.
Malffy Hernandes | August 20, 2007 at 2:13 pm
How is this hot? Her hair looks white, and she has her father’s nose and chin! I won’t even comment on the ‘como’
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 2:14 pm
My ass is way hotter than this.
Anyone want to see?
Karma | August 20, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Now that girl seriously needs to tone up. Talk about skinny fat…gross.
cookiepuss | August 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm
cottage cheese , anyone ??
Paris Hilton | August 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Fugly skank, She doesn’t know how to be hot
wedgeone | August 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Sad truth: this is better than any of the female commenters here have ever looked.
me | August 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
nice.
woodhorse | August 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the Nursing Homes, Fish.
Annie Rexia | August 20, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Daddy must have spanked her….with a bag of nails. I would say her Dad must have molested her, but even Rod wouldn’t touch that shit. Must be rough when your own dad doesn’t want to fuck you.
veggi | August 20, 2007 at 2:19 pm
That looks exactly like the veggie pot pie I just threw up.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 2:19 pm
LOL
Woodhorse, I’ll help with your therapy anyway I can.
Annie Rexia | August 20, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I had to beat my Daddy off with a nine iron, he wanted my hot ass so much.
Suzy | August 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
OMG, her butt looks like her dad’s face!
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
@15, My mother couldn’t stay away from my hard cock either.
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
ewwww……it looks like Paris’s pussy
veggi | August 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
9- wedgeone. I’m so disappointed in you….. I would have thought you had better taste.
Ash | August 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm
You know guys.. 9 out of 10 girls have cellulite (which is the cottage cheese look). Some have it worse than others.
woodhorse | August 20, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Thanks, TT, I am sure I will love the time and attention.
MissKimmy | August 20, 2007 at 2:28 pm
It is all about karma… When Brad Pitt broke up with Jennifer Aniston – This Stewart skank said she understood why BP left for Angelina Jolie, because Jennifer Aniston was so fugly he couldn’t look at her anymore …Now KS has aa ass that resembles cottage cheese and until todays pics was totally unaware!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!
Erin | August 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
See what I mean everybody? What a trashy white women. Your all stupid. You hates minority women cause were better. ha ha ha White women eat poope. Filthy rascists and diseases of the earth!
mr right | August 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
#9 – lmao! You’re so right. Check out the picture in the top row, far right. Two female commenters are clearly visible in the background. Ladies, please, put down the Dove Bites and go jog around the block a few times! Jeez.
Annie Rexia | August 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm
White women also know how to spell. Vocational school is calling, MissKimmy.
Kim's cheesy cheesy butt | August 20, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Let me guess, your full name is Imma Erin Genecode.
veggi | August 20, 2007 at 2:36 pm
23- just at a glance, there are at least 6 mistakes in your post. Oh, and, FUCK YOU. GO READ A BOOK dumbass. I hate people that don’t know the difference in your/you’re.
Annie Rexia | August 20, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Sorry MissKimmy, that was supposed to be Erin. My “bad”.
Hugh G. Rection | August 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Mmmmm….herpes….
Who am I trying to kid…I’d still tap it.
23isnasty | August 20, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Geesh #23. Talk about reenforcing the stereotype. “You hates”? My gawd.
Lovely | August 20, 2007 at 2:41 pm
#23- Stupid Little Minority- We just hate”s” you- and Poope??? Really?? Seriously?? WTF
#9 Liar!
Kim | August 20, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Guys, this is a mixture, of extreme zoom, bad lighting and some photoshop to make it appear much more worse then it really is.
jrzmommy | August 20, 2007 at 2:43 pm
um……..Board. Shorts.
Matt | August 20, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Kimberly is so not good looking! These photos don’t help!
KrazyHotKelliKlone | August 20, 2007 at 2:44 pm
23 iz really Kelli and zhe doez not like white people. They zpell the zame way.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Anytime Woodhorse, anytime.
teeteetdot | August 20, 2007 at 2:45 pm
WHOA! That is one nasty looking ladly! Check out those implants, the cellulite, droopy skin, BLAH!
blpressure | August 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Fish, please move this from the top of the page ASAP! I’d rather look at Dina Lohan’s cuntface than that horrific butt when I refresh the page.
Lovely | August 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm
They don’t make implants that small … do they? Why would they??
bob | August 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm
really Kim? since when is the natural sunlight bad lighting?
her body doesn’t look TOO bad in the first picture, last row. she’s just got a weird shape to her. oh & her face is busted.
Starscanfrighten | August 20, 2007 at 2:51 pm
#9 – sorry, wedge – not the case.
gotcottagecheese? | August 20, 2007 at 2:52 pm
37, she had her implants taken out a long time ago & it’s a well known fact that Jack Osborn has them framed on his wall.
combustion8 | August 20, 2007 at 2:56 pm
oh shit that’s not kim it’s rod!!!
Malffy Hernandes | August 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm
She looks like Tara Reid…
Poke 'em & Dump 'em | August 20, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Face it, if you’ve been married for a long time, that butt shot is what you see when your wife decides to wear something “naughty” as a special treat for you. First you have to put that frozen smile on your face and say she looks “sexy” and then you have to fuck that thing. Enjoy.
woodhorse | August 20, 2007 at 3:01 pm
And an ugly stomach, too! #29 must love that 50′s song “Do the Mash Potato”.
Ally | August 20, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Whatever, I don’t think she looks that bad. She just looks normal. And bright sunlight is the WORST lighting ever, it shows all the dimples and flaws, so don’t be too harsh.
person | August 20, 2007 at 3:06 pm
um, bit harsh. poor girl has serious ass cellulite. give her a break, you know there isnt anything anyone can do about it
Keep It Covered Ya Pig | August 20, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Apparently everybody just got back from the midday “Curves for Women” class…
Danklin24 | August 20, 2007 at 3:11 pm
I wouldnt expect a better ass on this thing. I’ve seen grizzly bear that are more attractive.