Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero split
In a move so shocking that not a single person was shocked, Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero called off their engagement yesterday.
“It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment,” their representatives said in a joint statement. “It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold.”
Torriero’s publicist, Jack Ketsoyan, said early Sunday that the two were no longer romantically involved. Stewart’s representative, Elliot Mintz, said they “remain friends.”
I don’t know how close my guess of 57 days was but considering they’ve only been dating for weeks and not months, I’d say it was pretty damn close. I’d also say that I’m a genius and they’re a bunch of publicity-hungry goat-humpers, but that would be rude. And by rude I mean totally and completely true.