In a move so shocking that not a single person was shocked, Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero called off their engagement yesterday.
“It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment,” their representatives said in a joint statement. “It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold.”
Torriero’s publicist, Jack Ketsoyan, said early Sunday that the two were no longer romantically involved. Stewart’s representative, Elliot Mintz, said they “remain friends.”
I don’t know how close my guess of 57 days was but considering they’ve only been dating for weeks and not months, I’d say it was pretty damn close. I’d also say that I’m a genius and they’re a bunch of publicity-hungry goat-humpers, but that would be rude. And by rude I mean totally and completely true.
hafaball | November 28, 2005 at 5:53 am
What’s worse is they have a stupid representative to tell the shocked and sad public of this tragic news. Did I mention I still don’t know who these people are?
hafaball | November 28, 2005 at 5:55 am
What’s worse is they have a representative to tell the sad and shocked public this tragic news. Did I mention I still don’t know who these people are?
Kalu | November 28, 2005 at 6:33 am
Oh dear God! I am like. 2nd to comment! Am I cool or what?
Anyway, I don’t really know who these people are or what they do or don’t with their lives.
I just couldn’t miss out on the opportunity of being the coolest kid around.
PW3ND SUCKERS!
Zanathon | November 28, 2005 at 6:55 am
This is how the break-up went down:
TALAN TORRIERO: “Kimberly, I know that my show was cancelled and that I’m a total loser who is living off of my family’s fortune. Despite all that, I’ve recently come to the realization that I can do a whole lot better than you. The engagement’s off, Lassie, now give me back my ring, bitch.”
Swair | November 28, 2005 at 11:01 am
LOL… yes, u are a genius :D
and i love Zanathon’s comment lol
tori | November 28, 2005 at 11:21 am
oh my god. . .i can’t believe it. i just don’t even know what to say. i never saw this coming. they seemed so in love. except not.
oh man. publicity stunt much?
yensid | November 28, 2005 at 11:35 am
She just looks filthy dirty.
Hopefully his mother stepped in and dragged his butt away from her. All the money in the world doesn’t help her look like she is worth more than a ten cent hooker.
And another thing, if you don’t know who she is…find the video of her and Paris Hilton on motorcycles when the other girl with Paris wrecks hers…that would be Kymberly. Its hilarious to see…even funnier that all Paris Hilton does is sit and laugh while her “friend” has just crashed her bike! Gotta love the shallow!
Nikk The Templar | November 28, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Kimberly Stewart is a waste of human flesh. She makes Paris look like a respectable citizen.
Wait…no, they’re both manky whorebags.
naeco | November 28, 2005 at 6:14 pm
Talan must of woken up and realized he didn’t want to marry a cracked out dog for a wife.
djtalk | November 28, 2005 at 9:47 pm
What’s sadder? Being one of them? Or being so unskilled & unemployable that your only job option is to be Kimberly Stewart or Talan whatever’s REPRESENTATIVE?
BadGoat | November 29, 2005 at 12:19 am
People get real! Don’t be so cruel.
How many of us have a show, canceled or not, and how many of us can live off our familys’ fortunes?
Oh – I defended Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero, whoever they are. I love the shallow and superficial.
cat_taylor | November 29, 2005 at 12:15 pm
I bet she won’t give the ring back because she prolly bought it. And she prolly asked for her own hand in marriage. And they called it off when that waste of a boy woke up from his drunken, drug induced stupor and realized what was happening.
BTW, does anyone know how Rod feels about being the father of an ugly effing D-lister?
PKClover | November 29, 2005 at 5:27 pm
This girl is the ugliest girl I have ever seen in my life. She belongs outside a sea foam green trailor smoking a cig while waiting for her best friends baby daddy to fork over the boob job dough.
assholic | November 29, 2005 at 8:05 pm
space wasters they are.
Doobieous | November 30, 2005 at 12:56 am
“How many of us have a show, canceled or not, and how many of us can live off our familys’ fortunes?”
Yeah, that’s a great reason to show respect and stop being cruel, to give props to two people who haven’t even earned respect at all.
This is why there are millions of retards who get all sorts of wet over celebrity.
b~money | November 30, 2005 at 2:45 am
who????
” Hi, I’m a relatively hot 26 year old blonde who looks like she’s stuck on a date with one of her 10-year-younger brother’s friends because she lost a bet. ”
how’s THAT for low self esteem? thank god this is over so I never have to hear of it again. just look at that douchebag!