A Moment For Kimberley Garner’s Ass

To make up with the two hour gap between Melissa Gorga and Kate Gosselin while I was in a conference call pretending to wear pants, here’s Kimberley Garner’s remarkable British ass trying to order a drink. Which, if you think about it, is fundamentally the same stratagem we employ with Miley Cyrus yet forgoing the pretense of feigning culture relevance and/or dispensing of fucks. Here, here! *adjusts monocle, sips tea with pinky out*

Photos: Vantagenews/AKM-GSI