A Moment For Kimberley Garner’s Ass

September 26th, 2013 // 45 Comments

To make up with the two hour gap between Melissa Gorga and Kate Gosselin while I was in a conference call pretending to wear pants, here’s Kimberley Garner‘s remarkable British ass trying to order a drink. Which, if you think about it, is fundamentally the same stratagem we employ with Miley Cyrus yet forgoing the pretense of feigning culture relevance and/or dispensing of fucks. Here, here! *adjusts monocle, sips tea with pinky out*

Photos: Vantagenews/AKM-GSI

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  1. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    Holy Shit Batman now that’s a nice petite ASS to match a beautiful body.

  2. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    Use the force Luke…………..yes

  3. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s awfully cute.

  4. malaka

    i hope that fish will soon bring about
    a new civil rights movement / sexual revolution, much like how hundreds of women burned their bras in the 1960s.
    except this time with people of both genders burning their pants.
    (yoga pants will still be 100% tolerated).

  5. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    Margaret
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    Mmmm. Hi there, butt.

  6. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    theroyald
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    When she takes a crap it looks like fluffy little cotton balls and poofs of golden sparkles, right?

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    crb
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    Is this a professional photo shoot, or does she look that angelic just as part of her daily routine?

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    Butt Plugger
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    I want to motorboat her labia!

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    crb
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    With a downstairs like that, I’m not even worried about the small boobs, sweetie.

  10. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    The only thing better than that bikini bottom wedged between her ass cheeks would be my tongue…BAM!

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    Frank Burns
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    0_0 yes!!!!

  12. Wha?

    I’m hard!
    Ohhhh – *mmmmmpppfftt*
    And now…I’m not!

  13. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    cc
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    The complete list of things my vacation and this photo series have in common:

    - they both took place on planet earth

  14. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    A moment? Im gonna need a few. Thanks!

  15. No idea who she is but… more please.

  16. Limeseeds

    Yes, this. After all of these train wrecks, wow, what a breath of fresh air.

  17. Goddamn that is a pretty woman.

  18. Someone gave me an atomic wedgie once.

  19. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    “Oops, I got a little on your chest”
    “Oh, that’s ok, I’ll just wipe it off”
    “Here, use my tongue”
    “That’s nice… here, there’s some in my mouth, too…”
    ~ persequendum est ~

  20. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    I thought having a beautiful ass like that was illegal in the U.K.

  21. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    So close.

  22. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    some black dude
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    wow. just wow….

  23. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    Billy Blaze
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    You know that ass is proper when you can see it from the front

  24. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    daaaaayum. must be a lot of men walking into posts and walls down there.

  25. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    Very nice.

  26. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    wrong angle. close.

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    CrimKing
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    She wouldn’t need TP if I was around….

  28. anonym

    who?

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    D Wolfe
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    ..now that is a very pretty little butt she has there….

  30. Jiminy Cricket

    I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure my tongue would fit perfectly into her ahhnoose.

  31. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    she farts smell like roses

  32. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    I bet she fucks on “every” date.

  33. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    THIS quite possibly is the sexiest picture ever posted on Superficial.

  34. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    Is this an Apple commercial, I’ll take 5 of those please!

  35. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    Who is this woman I just had imaginary sex with?

  36. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    A young woman in a sexy outfit that isn’t twerking or sticking out her tongue… Is Miley okay”

  37. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    Phoenix
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    Mmm…meaty.

  38. Kimberley Garner Bikini
    Glenn Quagmire
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    1 roofie colada please.. giggity giggity giggity

  39. Kimberley Garner Bikini
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    Yet another example of how just 1 grain of rice in a photograph can completely capture the eyesight and make everyone smile; knowingly.

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    NG
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    She’s smizing

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    Jeff
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    Who is this and why do I care? These are obviously staged and seeded to the “media”. She’s cute, nice bod, but so are a few hundred thousand other women in this world. Meh!

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    Jeffg360
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    Who is this and why do I care? These are obviously staged and seeded to the “media”. She’s cute, nice bod, but so are a few hundred thousand other women in this world. Meh!

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