Remember Kim Smith? She was a former Guess model who also did some Victoria’s Secret modeling and appeared in a few movies like Van Wilder and Catwoman. I don’t really have a good excuse to post these pictures of her at the Meet the Robinsons premiere, I just thought you’d need something to wash your eyes out after that Natasha Lyonne post. Although after Natasha Lyonne I could’ve put up a picture of the Elephant Man posing nude with some burn victims and it’d be like looking at the cast of Batwatch.
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 9:39 am
nice tits, no idea who she is.
Zoey | March 29, 2007 at 9:42 am
Very nice.
Jimbo | March 29, 2007 at 9:45 am
This is much better than that tranny in the last post
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
um, who?
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
Oh wait,
“appeared in a few movies like Van Wilder and Catwoman.”
I guess that would make her known to the five people who saw that shit. (V.S. don’t count, who the fuck looks at their names/faces?)
mztry | March 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
I KNOW your MOTHERS HATE YOU ALL!
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 9:53 am
Blah, mother’s love is overrated anyway.
stylebites | March 29, 2007 at 9:55 am
Nice prom dress honey.
bigponie | March 29, 2007 at 9:56 am
She may be easy on the eyes but hard on the cock.
Bern | March 29, 2007 at 9:56 am
While this unknown vixen is hot, nothing could make that last image leave my head — it is imprinted on my brain. Bitch looked like the offspring of E.T. and Kathy Bates.
Joshingya31 | March 29, 2007 at 9:57 am
Finally a girl with a hot body AND face!
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 10:02 am
I agree this total and complete unknown has captured our imaginations and erections. Pity how we will never know who the fuck she’s supposed to be.
anothershityear | March 29, 2007 at 10:06 am
so these are the kind of unknown “famous” women walking around aimlessly at premieres
(you may remember me from such films as “Van Wilder” and “Catwoman”)
it’s shit like this that almost makes me wish i were famous
almost
btw “BatWatch”?
sorry don’t like to pick at this site generally, but that’s too funny – that almost sounds like a Golden Girls reunion tour or some shit
DrunkBlogger | March 29, 2007 at 10:08 am
“So hot, wanna touch the hiny.”
-Adam Sandler, Every Movie He Has Made, 2006
crewmancross | March 29, 2007 at 10:09 am
Very pleasing indeed….in fact so much so that i think i stained her top a little bit.
BigJim | March 29, 2007 at 10:13 am
Natasha looks like someone set her face on fire and then someone else tried to put the fire out with an ice pick.
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 10:14 am
don’t stain that clinton! It’s a pretty dress
Lowlands | March 29, 2007 at 10:15 am
Seems like this ‘flipover’-design slowly takes over Hollywood.
ponk | March 29, 2007 at 10:16 am
she looks … happy, or something.
Fifth Stooge | March 29, 2007 at 10:17 am
That’s two nonessential posts in a row.
Get your head out of your ass Mr Fish.
anothershityear | March 29, 2007 at 10:17 am
is Amy a strict vegan?
are there sexier vegans who have died?
are those (artificial processed) implants?
is she kind of a hypocrite in a way if they are?
should the Beef Council have the Sexiest Slaughterhouse Girl Alive contest?
did you see Jessica Biel in that slaughterhouse in Texas Chainsaw?
wasn’t she fucking hot in that entire movie?
didn’t her fake-scared acting kind of impress you?
isn’t this fucking stupid post going on too long already?
am i taking a break from a fucking shitty job i fucking hate so much?
if it turns out vegetarians are not sexier than meat eaters, does that make the moral and ethical arguments promoted by the former less viable?
is there a PETH as well?
since fruits and vegetables live and die and have cells and shit too, is it wrong to eat them too?
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 10:19 am
20- thank you. He’s really on a roll, like a fat girl in a bakery!
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 10:23 am
actually, #21, The people that only eat the fruit of a vine are called fruitopians. Or I might be full of shit.
Lowlands | March 29, 2007 at 10:24 am
Don’t forget i’m also your agent from now on.
lambman | March 29, 2007 at 10:38 am
Who cross bred Michelle Tratchenberg and Evangeline Lilly?
Whoever did it, did a great job, can they bread Hillary Duff with an ax next?
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
I can’t wait to see Blades Of Glory, but I wish that ad would stop expanding. Or maybe I’m just drunk.
Pelted | March 29, 2007 at 10:52 am
I definitely see the E.Lilly here. I agree this thing’s a little horse-y, but I wouldn’t kick it out of bed for eating oats.
caljenna | March 29, 2007 at 11:00 am
@21 – Glad to know I’m not the only one who’s tired of Vegetarian Amy. I mean really, is she the only one competeing for the title? Sheesh…
fluxus008 | March 29, 2007 at 11:08 am
wtf she looks like a second-rate evangeline lily. lame post.
NotTheMomma | March 29, 2007 at 11:12 am
That mouth. Just give me about 20 minutes with that mouth. I’ll clean her teeth, clear her throat, tickle her tonsils, and give her throat a bath. Man, that mouth….whew.
caljenna | March 29, 2007 at 11:21 am
*competing*…ugh
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 11:24 am
UGGG!
1.) There was a plot to kidnap Angelina’s new son.
B.) Drew Barrymore had sex with a magazine editor.
and F.) This story is both rich and compelling…. and by rich and compelling, I mean boring nonsense.
NicotineEyePatch | March 29, 2007 at 11:34 am
Batwatch? Is that like a fruit-eating Yeti with wings?
YouRang | March 29, 2007 at 11:35 am
If you don’t already hate vegetarians, click on Amy’s link. You’ll want to swing a frozen turkey at a vegans head in no time.
Superevil | March 29, 2007 at 11:50 am
mztry I really wish you would kill yourself, or at least get all of your fingers chopped off, I’m sick of reading your bullshit.
Superevil | March 29, 2007 at 11:51 am
mztry I really wish you would kill yourself, or at least get all of your fingers chopped off, I’m sick of reading your bullshit.
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 11:57 am
kim whatsherface got some big assed gums.
Superevil | March 29, 2007 at 12:08 pm
mztry I really wish you would kill yourself, or at least get all of your fingers chopped off, I’m sick of reading your bullshit.
lustpockets | March 29, 2007 at 12:08 pm
She is hot as hell but I think her left nip is lactating. Got Milk?
artmonkey3000 | March 29, 2007 at 12:12 pm
She’s pretty. I bet that means she’s a better person than all of us “uglies”. Kind to small animals, too.
imran karim | March 29, 2007 at 12:50 pm
eh
NicotineEyePatch | March 29, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Amy the vegetarian has a honking hip tattoo like a branded heifer, yet talks all that noise about not hurting animals. And the rest of the contestants look like they were kidnapped from the last Lillith Fair. Oh, shit, my steak is done.
lambman | March 29, 2007 at 1:08 pm
who’s Amy?
where is her link that will make me “want to swing a frozen turkey at a vegitarians head”
am I missing something?
rrd | March 29, 2007 at 1:36 pm
The chick in the side bar ad is Amy.
I think Kim Smith looks like what Ann Hataway would like to look.
Ryan | March 29, 2007 at 1:52 pm
she’s tyson ritter’s (of the all american rejects) girlfriend… or was, last time i checked.
bloggish.lasnite.com | March 29, 2007 at 3:07 pm
who is she again?
iamsosmrt | March 29, 2007 at 3:15 pm
To the vegetarians I will share one nuget of wisdom;
Animals eat other animals. M’kay?
Now, I have about 100 more arguments and delicious recipies that can end the vegetarian debate forever.
This chick is easy on the eyes but is she easy? Because if not I don’t care.
iamsosmrt | March 29, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Shit that wasn’t right, I wasn’t being obnoxious enough, here we go;
ANIMALS EAT OTHER ANIMALS.
O fucking K?
much better
P.S. Daddy is bringing home some schnitzel. Yums.
keys open doors | March 29, 2007 at 3:39 pm
she was hot as hell in nsync videos
you people have short memories
NaughtyMandy | March 29, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I didnt know Denise Richards had a sister