Kim & Kourtney Kardashian pose with Kristin Cavallari in something called a ‘bikini’

November 15th, 2008 // 144 Comments

In order:
1 – 2. Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. (Tied.)
3. Hermit crab.
4. Beach chair.
5. Jellyfish.
6. Poseidon, God of the Sea.
7. Plankton.
8. Sand shark.
9. Jimmy Buffet.
10. Kim Kardashian.

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  1. kyley

    I was always the fisrt to call KK fat but I gotta say she looks like she lost some weight. Still chunky though. And oh, I can’t stand her

  2. have mercy

    51- you’re still a homosexual though. she is a perfect hour glass with a cute little waist. she looks delicious!

  3. *chirp*

    I have to agree with post 39. Kim should switch shades with Kristen, those big ass sunglasses would look better on Kristen’s bulldog mug.
    Kourtney got the bad genes. AWWW.

    Hey… KKK in the picture. Tee-Hee.

  4. emmaleigh

    (the other two girls look very out of shape in the abdominal region.)

    #4 you are an idiot.
    VERY out of shape? VERY?? even if you dropped the very you would be dead wrong.who are you, and Olsen twin?
    Kourtney’s area looks kind of weird, but thats just cuz that’s how her hip bone structure is shaped, that’s not fat that’s hip sticking out.

  5. oshie

    I would skull fuck all 3… if I only had a dick. Guess I’m off to see the wizard…

  6. Kim "pathological liar" Kardashian

    Kim’s never had plastic surgery? Yeah right. Just look at the outline of her breasts vs her sister.

  7. kat

    Ummmmm…Parker has waaaayyyyy to much time on his hands

  8. Kim "pathological liar" Kardashian

    8, Armenians are white you moron, and Kim is only 1/2 Armenian. Kim tans obsessively and gets extensions to look more exotic. God, you morons make me so sad for humanity. You just buy into whatever the media tell you is attractive, i.e., tanning. At least most of the celebs recognize that they will die of cancer if they really tan, so they paint themselves orange, but not Kim. Then again, she wears so much makeup that it doesn’t matter to her whether she gets wrinkles or not. For the record, there is nothing wrong with white skin. Be yourself!!!! It’s way more attractive to be comfortable with yourself than constantly trying to look like a friggin Mexican.

  9. I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

  10. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    YOU FLAT CHESTED – NO ASSED – SHAPELESS WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP!

    BMI IS ALL BASED ON WHITE PEOPLE’S BODY TYPES.

    AND WHITE PEOPLE HAVE VERY LITTLE MUSCLE SO THEIR BODIES LOOK A MESS WHEN THEY GAIN WEIGHT.

    YOU WHITE PEOPLE MADE UP THAT BMI CRAP SO YOU WOULD HAVE CRITERIA TO EVALUATE YOURSELF, NOT OTHER RACES.

    THIS IS WHY ALL WHITE MEN FIND BOY SHAPED ASIAN WOMEN ATTRACTIVE AND BLACK AND ANY OTHER “NOT-THINNER-THAN-US” WHITE PEOPLE RACE FAT AND UGLY.

  11. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    YOU FLAT CHESTED – NO ASSED – SHAPELESS WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP!

    BMI IS ALL BASED ON WHITE PEOPLE’S BODY TYPES.

    AND WHITE PEOPLE HAVE VERY LITTLE MUSCLE SO THEIR BODIES LOOK A MESS WHEN THEY GAIN WEIGHT.

    YOU WHITE PEOPLE MADE UP THAT BMI CRAP SO YOU WOULD HAVE CRITERIA TO EVALUATE YOURSELF, NOT OTHER RACES.

    THIS IS WHY ALL WHITE MEN FIND BOY SHAPED ASIAN WOMEN ATTRACTIVE AND BLACK AND ANY OTHER “NOT-THINNER-THAN-US” WHITE PEOPLE RACE FAT AND UGLY.

  12. oshie

    http://juicy-news.blogspot.com/2007/02/kim-kardashian-before-plastic-surgery.html

    ^ Look at her before-surgery pics. She looks like an uglier version of Blossom. I rest my case. Someone bang a gavel, and I mean on a desk, not in a sexual way, unless you are into that kind of thing. I’m not one to judge.

  13. mink

    Kim’s stomach looks flatter than usual, but she’s still a very large framed woman. I don’t know if she could ever look dainty

  14. oshie

    armenians are white? Next you’ll be telling me that polacks are white, Native americans are “indian”, and people from India are “asian”. If that’s the case then why are their eyes all wide and shit?

  15. Standing on your toes won’t make you look thinner ladies.

    And putting a table cloth over your hips only makes you look fatter.

  16. Anna

    oshie: That fuzzy, B&W picture sure proves something! Especially in those unflattering clothes. I’d like to see a teenage picture of you to pass judgement on. But then again, that was probably before they had invented cameras…

  17. Karen Wilhite

    Kim is a nasty, crusty, no talent, uneducated dumbass famous for being urinated on. She can’t dance, can’t sing and can’t act. She’s fucking worthless.

    Her feet are like a sasquatch and her ass is flapjack folds of cellulite which explains her wearing drapes around her waist. She doesn’t want anyone to see the flapjack rolls of cellulite

    Kim and her skank sister Kourtney SUCK OUTLOUD!!!!

  18. ekki_skila

    #61 and #19 should definitely be locked in a small room together with rabid weasels.

  19. Frybread

    Poor Kim. She’s in pretty good shape, which means her ass cannot be helped. It will always be huge compared to the rest of her, and it only will get worse as she gets older.

  20. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    Kim is a vapid bimbo but she is beautiful. I see big sis had a boob job too – stupid slut.

  21. LeBreque

    WTF!?!?! Kim is not only a lard-ass, she is fucking retarded and dances like an inanimate object. Just like in her sex tape; she gets pissed and jizzed on. That’s the only thing the dumb slut is good for, a urinal. Look at the size of that god damned mouth on that bitch, just right the right size for urinal cakes. Most people that eat hard candy suck on Life Savers…Kim sucks on urinal cakes. Stupid fucking urine drinking shitstain whore. And her sisters are also piles of human garbage!

  22. Nicole

    She may be a little chunky for a celeb, but has anyone ever thought that the reason she wears the wrap is because her but is too big for any size bottom bikini? (let’s also hope they start making bikinis in that size). Image the wedgie-factor if you can’t get something stay put because your butt is in the way. Damn, I’d wear a wrap too.

  23. yeahh okay

    hmm number 60/61 sounds a wee bit jealous of white womens beautiful bodies.. its okay youre fat be happy with yourself..we cant all be perfect

  24. Opi

    her boobs are so fake! It is SO obvious… and you can’t say Im not experienced with women cos I AM WOMAN!

    Clearly fake. Look at the outline. She’s what, 27 and they still haven’t sagged even a little?? FAKE!! Look at her sister’s. they look real. That’s what REAL boobs look like.

    Kim is gross. I mean, she looks okay, but her personality is off.

  25. bb

    oshie go to google maps. look where india is.

  26. Doggy Style

    #19 WTF… you had me LUIS
    Laughing
    Until
    I
    Shitted

    but seriously WTF

  27. chief

    Haha. India IS Asia, you sap! American ‘English’ is so wrong, it’s embarrassing.

  28. “Today, I killed a cat, and may I say, not in a gay way. Ha-ha-ha.”

  29. hannah

    i’m a straight woman but if i were a man Kim would be my ideal woman. i think her proportions are out of this world and i’d kill to have her body. That is what a perfectly thick woman looks like. Anyone who says otherwise is either blind or simply digs the skeletor look…

  30. aw, this is sort of unfair. sucking in or no, they all look great to me.

  31. aw, this is sort of unfair. sucking in or no, they all look great to me.

  32. tyu

    Opi,
    Kim’s sister HAS boob implants – she said so, many times, including on the show.

  33. oshie

    It seems some people here do not have the capacity for humor, either that or they are robots, which would explain the efficiency of their comments.

  34. E-rock

    First of all #23, you have no idea what your talking about, she has IMPLANTS. But they happen to look to great, and so does she. TO THAT GIRL JEN, kiss my white honky ass. I think women with curves of all races look great. You are a racist piece of shit. This blog is supposed to be about the celebrites, not some sounding board for your racist bullshit. I am white, and fuckin proud of it, and so should every other race/religion/creed. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RACE!!!!!!!!
    Back to Kim, fake, fake, fake, looks great, but HELLO, its her “Im the sexiest woman on earth, and my boobs are real”, attitude. NO THEY ARE NOT!!! Now grow a personality.

  35. jstan

    @19. Hilarious, how long did that take u?

    @ 84. They so aren’t fake. I saw that u disagreed even with the pic of her @14yo, so prolly nothing is going to convince u.

    I think we should start a shared flickr album where everyone uploads a pic of themselves in their swimsuits. I am sure everyone posting has rocking abs. Glass houses, right?

  36. Jibbly Bigginso

    Kim’s breasts are silicon or saline implants. Here’s how you can tell, men: real breasts have a natural drop – really obvious implants have a cleavage line that seems very defined near the sternum – if a person has low body fat and the breasts seem like large pieces of dough attached to a flat plane it is a giveaway. Natural cleavage has a much less molded look.

  37. Seacows

    those are the incredibly obvious breast implants.

    nice oompa loompa tans too chunkers.

  38. assgrabber

    Why are they famous again? That’s right they have a TV show. Why do they have a TV show? That’s right, mom married Bruce Jenner after dad bought the farm. Why was he famous? That’s right, dad was OJ’s attorney a million years ago. And who the fuck is Bruce Jenner? That’s right, Olympics or something. Wait, why are they famous again?

  39. Kahlee

    Why is the superficial writer always trying to convince everyone of how unattractive he finds Kim? Shes obviously a pretty girl, so either admit you think she is, or be indifferent and don’t post about her.

  40. biia

    Gosh what are you so jealous about? it’s obvious she’s pretty and her body is fine too… if she has celullite duh, who hasn’t? if you don’t like theirs bodies it’s optinal yet stupid but everyone has it’s opinion, but none of us can call them, or just Kim, us all look at Kim, ugly or fat or… bad things! She’s Kim, pretty in her way… and she’s (hello) brunette! (BRUNETTE POWER!!!) Fuck all those blond plastic blue-eyed bitchies, those are cliché(s)!
    her “career” options are questionable but physicly she’s fine, fuck all those 86-60-86, curvy can do better! and GOD they only are celebreties because whe A.H. spend our times looking at theirs faults instead of looking at ours! (: GOD GET A JOB!

  41. booboobear

    I am a female, owner of a medium to large chest and I can confirm that Kim Kardashian did not have implants. It is all in the bikini straps.
    -BOARD CLOSED-

  42. hahaa

    #91… agree, and agree!

    in the first picture, I was like omg she haaad to finally have gotten implants. but for sure its the straps

    all she did was tie the strings so effing tight, i bet they were killing the back of her neck. happens to me :)

  43. hahaa

    ps… does kristin cavallari remind anyone else of tara reid in these pics? must be the nasty gut stomach. girl needs to lay off the booze

  44. fdgdf

    No way 91, the only reason why her breasts don’t look like the typical pornstar is because she has more body fat than they do. But, you can clearly see the outline of her round implants, and you can clearly see how if she was 20 pounds lighter, her chest would look exactly like vida guerra.

  45. Person

    Call me an optimist, but until I see actual proof, I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt and say her tits are real.
    People are so fucking cynical, every celebrity gets accused of fake this or fake that, and it’s always based on speculation, that people try passing off as fact.
    I’m not doubting alot of them do get plastic surgery, but you must also realize alot of these woman get where they are because their good looking in the first place.
    Looking at her tits, compared to her whole body shape it is not impossible at all that her tits are real. SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE NICE BOOBS, not everyones tits sag.

  46. dude

    this parker asshole makes me miss Randal

  47. Doggy Style

    KK’s proved there is a GOD

    Bless thee Father for this bountiful food/ass I am about to receive, Give thee strength to carry out thy will, use my penis I thy wills it; carry out this cleansing. Entrust upon me o thy merciful lord the strength to will this ass into submission where it will be there, where all internal glory will be bestowed upon us as we climax, Sweet Lord take us; man and women to the holy land ; )

    AMEN

  48. Did it occur to ya?
    The kardashian-family is always covering their ass.
    ………THIS IS AMERICAN?

  49. FACE

    Number 97 is hilarious. I would love to be a peice of corn in Kim Kardashian’s turd.

  50. #68 what’s my article got to do with a racist’s tirade? If I didn’t like Kim I wouldn’t have bothered to write about her. Her ass is very large but, as I explained, totally manageable if you’re willing to take the time.

    #96 dude, if you wish to be miss randall only because of me I should tell you I like only real women, no transvestite. For this you will need to find some gay bar where you can meet a man who likes men who dress as woman.

    For the record, my original post is an excerpt from an article titled “Deep Explorations” that was to originally appear in Scientific American in 2006 but was retracted prior to publication because I’d written that the crappy oil with the teflon beads will ruin your engine. Apparently, Slick 50 is an advertiser in this magazine.

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