1 – 2. Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. (Tied.)
3. Hermit crab.
4. Beach chair.
6. Poseidon, God of the Sea.
8. Sand shark.
9. Jimmy Buffet.
10. Kim Kardashian.
lol 1) no, guys, you’re right, she’s WHITE
2) omg wtf parker
They’re fine. They don’t have simian negro features.
First of all, #19 that’s one of the best posts of the year. Damn near perfect.
Okay, about this Kim K. entity. Let’s clear it all up.
She has surprising abs, based on the ass-size and apparent diet (Kimzilla anyone?). Toned, not shredded. Fine for a lady, and for her too. Better than most visiting here expected, including me.
She is swarthy: she’s a white-girl technically but has darker-skin. Whoopdeefuckindoodah.
Her tits are clearly real. Plastic would just stick out differently somehow. I haven’t seen a pic of her yet that shows any kind of implants there. And for some inexplicable reason, this chick is photographed a lot.
Her ass is absolutely fucking enormous.
Different strokes, for different folks. Pick your poison.
And again, #19 provides a perfect, play-by-play analysis. Worthy of a magazine article. But which magazine beats the fuck out of me.
“Swarthy Assfuckers International” anyone???
Does anyone else see the scar looking thing on Kim’s lower abdominal region? Like she had something done there…..hmmm…
Ugh! It pisses me off how you all criticize these girls. Is a girl supposed to have the washboard abs?
And for someone to say that Kristen gained weight, jesus, does she honestly look bad to you? I was actually happy to see these pictures because THEY LOOK LIKE NORMAL GIRLS!!
quit hating on Kim, she looks fab.
i might add.. it’s funny how people idolize Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield and say they had the ideal bodies when all their lives they were sucking in their stomachs. Then you look at these ladies and say they are too fat or whatever. Huh?? People are just hypocrites!
They look great!
Although Kim’s breasts look suspicious….I call breast implants.
28. Jay – doesn’t know much about women
4. harumph – November 15, 2008 4:30 PM
Wow, not only are you mad stupid but you’re a hypocrite as well. Not entirely surprising, I suppose, since they almost always go hand-in-hand. If you’re all about not hating on “women of color” (lmfao, she’s not even “colored”, dumbass!) but it’s okay to call Kristin a typical white girl? Fuck off. I hope you can’s reproduce.
Kim is very sexy!
Hey D. Richards (or denise … ?), you’re back! Missed ya :D
for some while, I thought you were this deacon jones, actually …..
That sicko Parker is too funny!!!!! ;-D
Hi Kim, with all the mudshark loving I’m coming for another visit. Don’t be scared, a quick shot of penicillin will do the trick again (double dose this time). Maybe you should be a bit more discerning with your taste this time around? being a post-op transvestite doesn’t necessarily mean you have to sleep with every brother in LA, does it? btw- nice tuck! you can barely see your penis at all. Kisses..H
Are they ordered by priority? Are 3 through 9 eclipsed by Kim’s ass? Someone explain it to me.
Nice treat,,,well what do you know? kim got the best abs in the line up…
Kim is just a prettier version of Spencer and Heidi. WHole life spent in front of a camera or trying to get cameras to wherever you are. Give it up you fat attention starved pig. Oh – and fuck your dad for getting OJ off.
Kim is beautiful! I’d kill to have her body.
You’re pretty much an idiot if you call Kim fat or ugly. Yeah she has a big ass, it doesnt mean she’s fat. She actually HAS an ass, unlike Kristin whats-her-face. Kim is fucking hot actually and i question any mans sexuality who doesn’t think so. That sad, her giant fucking sunglasses could take over the world! I mean jesus, the sun isnt THAT big Kim and if you’re wearing them as some sort of clever disguise you best keep that ass covered at all times. People know you from your ass. Well played Kim Kardashian
wow i didnt see that pic, Kristin give new meaning to the words “sweet cheeks”
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