1 – 2. Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. (Tied.)
3. Hermit crab.
4. Beach chair.
6. Poseidon, God of the Sea.
8. Sand shark.
9. Jimmy Buffet.
10. Kim Kardashian.
I don’t see how anyone can call Kim ugly or fat…look at her abs! She has a very flat stomach and thin arms. All you haters need to get some glasses, take a look in the mirror and check out the average person at your local mall!
uhhh what was the question???
i agree with cavy here. the other two girls look very out of shape in the abdominal region. i mean, if her ass is such a problem area, at least kim has the decency to cover it up. whatsherface from laguna beach has that flat white-girl thing going on.
why does everyone have to hate on a woman of color?
i like average
All 3 could eat crackers in my bed anytime. Got to love the ladied!
All 3 could eat crackers in my bed anytime. Got to love the ladies!
Woman of color?? She is Armenian. Armenia borders on the Caucasus Mountain area. Seen that word before? That’s where the term Caucasian comes from. Color indeed.
Blech. A no-go on these hogs and it’s unholy to eat pig on the Sabbath.
Now nibbling on a pork sword, well that’s different.
Kim is beautiful, she has a shape body. People don’t be so envy.
#4 Huh? Woman of color? She’s from Armenia. Well, I guess that’s not really European descent. More Asian. Wait, Middle Eastern. No wait, Russian. No, that ended. Jees, to me she’s just a no talent big bottom white girl.
Kim knows what she needs to do – frequent liposuction, plus covering up her cottage cheese caboose.
Kim’s body is just DYING to lard out. You can literally see it. It’s as if she’s struggling to hold back a gigantic flabalanche. Matter of time, sweetie, matter of time…
The question is:
What are the top ten best looking things on the beach?
You soooo know they are jealous of their white friend white the rock’n butt. They both have on a butt cover like you are fooling anyone. We know you are sporting the last surviving mammoth in there.
I beg to differ. Kim has thick legs but she has the best abs of all 3. More importantly: Kristin Cavallari looks pale and she has definitely put on weight since her Laguna Beach days. Not to mention I’m pretty sure its been a solid 3 years since anyone cared if she was even alive…
Daaaamn, check out the ass on whoever the hell that blonde girl is in pic #5. NICE.
Kim’s not a woman of color. She’s a woman of body hair.
As I’ve said, I’ve given it some serious thought and do believe it’s physically possible to buttfuck Kim Kardashian. First she’d have to bend over a heavy sofa or table, then grasp the panties on the left side and draw them down as far as possible taking care not to get your hand caught between the skin and elastic. Next, walk around to her right side and repeat the same action, drawing the panties down as far as possible. Now repeat this process until one ass cheek is fully exposed. Before exposing the other side, take your duct tape, stick the leading edge to a long handled, flat bladed instrument such as a fly swatter. Press this as far into the exposed crack as possible and using a jerking motion, affix the tape to the inside face of the exposed ass cheek. Now PULL. Draw the cheek open. Don’t worry, she won’t even feel it. Just pull for your life and when you get this side open, throw a couple wraps around her leg (you may need an assistant.) Once you’ve got one side open the next is a little easier. Lower the panties on the other side to expose the other cheek and repeat the procedure. When you’re done, take a step back to admire your handiwork. You should be able to see her asshole in there somewhere now. Tell Kim she’s hot but try not to laugh. This will calm her down. If she gets agitated it’s possible one of her ass cheeks could flinch and break the leg it’s attached to. When you’re sure she’s calm, pour a liberal amount of KY down the valley between her cheeks and wait for it to soak in. This will take less than five minutes. Finally you want to liberally smear your cock with a long-acting lubricant such as that engine oil with the teflon beads in it. That stuff will ruin your engine but it’s just the right thing for buttfucking Kim. Don’t spare the stuff either. Pour some into her crack too. Then just step in behind her and shove your cock in her ass. Due to the depths involved you will not be able to get the entire shaft inside but you should be able to penetrate far enough to enjoy yourself. Encourage her not to talk by telling her you’ve got a few old birthday cakes in the kitchen and don’t know what to do with them. This will get her drooling and her mouth will get too wet to speak. After you blow your load in her ass, make sure to remove your cock slowy. Exiting too rapidly after long exposure to such crushing depths can create nitrogen bubbles in your blood that can cause crippling pain and even death. After you’re done and before you leave you should release her asscheeks. The process is slightly dangerous though so take care and do it right. Standing well to one side and at arms length, use a sharp knife to cut the duct tape at the point where it approaches the hip. You will not have to make the entire cut. Eventually the cut you make will shred apart and the tape will let go with a furious snap. Watch out for the live end of it or you’ll be going home with a good bruise. Wait till the first cheek stops moving before walking around to the other side. Now you want to cut this side the same way you did the other but be ready to clap your hands over your ears. What’s going to happen is once released this cheek is going to slap into the other and create a pressure wave capable of rupturing your eardrums. After both cheeks are free so are you. Congratulations, you fucked Kim Kardashian in the ass and lived to tell the tale!
Kim has GREAT ABS. It’s called Sucking In. The other 2 girls forgot to do it.
All these ladies are attractive. But I wouldn’t call Kim’s abs great.
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