Kim & Khloe Kardashian are full of shit

November 30th, 2009 // 157 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed pics of a fully-clothed Khloe and herself that slap you in the face with how edited the bikini shots are. Unless these two know some sort of sorcery that makes Khloe’s Chewbaccian ass deflate at will, there’s no way in hell these two legitimately lost weight.

Also that would require work, I rest my case.

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  1. Aims

    #97. I have to agree with #96, curvey kind of is CODE for fat. Same with volumptuous. But you wouldn’t ever tell a porker that that were the case! :) LOL. Most men like a little boob and a little ass cause it looks childlike and adorable – also no sagging and you look much better that all the sagging fat asses when they hit their 30′s. People who are slimmer actually live much longer too!

  2. V

    Most men like a little boob and a little ass cause it looks childlike and adorable

    There are many things wrong with that sentence. ^

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  5. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    @97….

    If you describe yourself as curvy, its a polite way, or code word to say, FAT. All men (straight and gay) know this, understand it, but keep this fact to themselves. Wake up and face reality. Men are men, get used to it or go lesbo.

    @101..you are right ‘voluptuous’ is another code word for fat. I’m sure there are many more.

    Ladies, stop trying to justify being fat with different cutesy adjectives, fat is fat, period. You’re not fooling anyone.

  6. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    @97.. Oops forgot to mention Miss Bardot….

    Since you made some incorrect assumptions about me (not sure why a personal attack was necessary, this is an adult debate over words and their meaning), I’ll make one about you, since you started it:

    You probably wanted to enter or lost the ‘Little Miss (insert city here) Pageant’ and was denied entry or lost for being a morbidly obese child. Most likely you were teased endlessly because of your weight. Later in life you got gastric bypass or just lost weight, and am a ‘former fatty’ yourself, but now call yourself curvy. Am I right?

    You should be thankful that I shared this little piece of wisdom and insight. You’ll do much better if you remove the word curvy from your online dating profiles,which I suspect there are many.

    As a reminder, this site is called the SUPERFICIAL. Do you know what superficial means? I guess not. Maybe you should post your thoughts on some Oprah message board – I’m sure it will be well received there.

    Have a nice day!

  7. Kims face is 4x longer than it is wide. Welcome to the Funhouse of Warped Mirrors.

  8. maric38

    Does anyone else think they look orange?

  9. Lea

    they look so orange ! what’s with the fake tan ?!

  10. solomike

    No muscle tone at all. Fake boos, fake tan, tons of makeup. Not impressed at all

  11. solomike

    No muscle tone at all. Fake boobs, fake tan, tons of makeup. Not impressed

  12. Valeria

    JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE EVERYBODY!!! Go Kardashians, love you guys <33

  13. Phil

    Yea not a fan of Kardashian trio, although im not a ignorant pubescent punk that going to sit here and call Khloe fat or a whale because she’s not stick fucking skinny. Im more into natural beauty then all the fake shit Hollywood is putting out now a days. (Natalie Portman, Shannyn Sossamon, Zooey Deschanel are a few actresses with natural beauty imo. There are more i could list but i don’t feel the need)

  14. @ 112 – But pity is a virtue everybody!

  15. r4i

    Kim & Khloe Kardashian look really beautiful. Just too lovely. Thanks for the pics and would be looking forward for more.

  16. tranniiiies its a traaaaaapppp

  17. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  18. The Elect

    I CAN’T STAND THESE HOES! TRASH, TRASH, TRASH!

  19. lexi

    Khloe is obviously photo shopped but Kim however is not. I met her in the Bahamas this past summer and she wasn’t much bigger than she is in this picture.

  20. Brit

    I don’t care if they’re photoshopped, KHLOE IS THE BOMB<3

    Where’s Kim’s nose?! Why is it so thin?
    If you look from her feet to her forehead, it’s goes darker to lighter haha :D

  21. Brit

    and they definitely photoshopped out Kim’s ashy knees. :P

  22. Jenny

    Ahaha!! :D What a lame photoshop job… Even I could do so much better. Ridiculous. There are so many things that are just wrong in those pictures… I mean, in the second picture, look closely their hands and the area between them.. what the fuck?! :D

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  31. Unknown

    Fuck all of you haters. They got money and u on welfare so wat u gotta say now. They are beautifal. You broke tricks.

  32. Unknown

    Fuck all of you haters. They got money and u on welfare so wat u gotta say now. They are beautifal. You broke tricks.

  33. It looks like Khloe is grabbing Kim’s ass in the first picture. Figures.

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  40. ashley

    khloe is 5’10 and a size 6…. that is nowhere near fat. for a reference, most runway models are that height but a size 0. kims not even a 0. no wonder she looks larger standing next to kim. god, theres an obesity epidemic in this country, look around u or in the mirror to see what fat really looks like.

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