Kim & Khloe Kardashian are full of shit

November 30th, 2009 // 157 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed pics of a fully-clothed Khloe and herself that slap you in the face with how edited the bikini shots are. Unless these two know some sort of sorcery that makes Khloe’s Chewbaccian ass deflate at will, there’s no way in hell these two legitimately lost weight.

Also that would require work, I rest my case.

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  1. See Alice

    No doubt they are full of shit . There asses are so huge proper wiping skills would be impossible !

  2. Shea

    First Bitches…and Khloe is belongs in the ocean with the rest of the whales

  3. yep

    Obvious photoshop was obvious.

    It was also obviously done by a person completely new to photoshop, look at the blur.

  4. kjjkh

    lol, seriously, its like kim photoshopped the images herself. dont they have the money to hire people for that kinda shit?

  5. There appears to be a large butt pad looking object on the bed.

  6. elkaybie

    photoshop or a case of the angles?

  7. Spoonman

    What the fuck are wrong with their arms? One goes back around, and seems like the big ones, without nail polish, or something.

  8. Nick

    To me it just looks like they look skinnier because of the ANGLE, not digital manipulation. The camera is higher them, of course they’ll look skewed and skinnier

  9. The Pope

    Yeah, the camera is about 9 feet high. That’s why Chloe’s head looks bigger than Kim’s ass.

  10. n

    nick (no 10) is right, they’re not photoshopped.

  11. After this epic fail, their future in porn is properly aligned with the stars.

  12. ilovefish

    wow look at khloe’s calves seriously you’d think they could get a proffessional to edit this shit.
    i love them but for cereal..

  13. Caitlyn

    They both look good, photshopped or not, so shove it.

  14. I’m the worst Photoshopper in the world and I think even I could do better than that… lol!

  15. Jamillah

    They don’t look photoshopped in the least, actually — the final, clothed pic is exactly what I’d expect the bodies in the first 3 pics to look clothed.

    It’s most obvious on Kim — look at how much thinner her face and tits have gotten, smaller too. So much for Kim having fake tits, huh? fake ones don’t magically reduce 1/2 a cup size when you lose weight. She has clearly lost weight throughout her body/face — it’s not just ‘airbrushing” to make certain parts look leaner.

    That said, Khloe is still big and fugly. Kim looks smoking, though.

  16. Jonas

    Hahah, look at Khloe’s right leg (upper) in pic.2 and try to convince me it’s not shopped.

  17. the biotch

    i agree with 10 and 13, it’s the camera angle. that’s why their heads looks so ginormous compared to their body. could also be photoshopped on top of that, but i think the angle is doing most of the dirty work here. also @9…that’s khloe’s own hand reaching around. she’s covering her back fat folds which would normally show up there. you don’t see her nails because they’re facing her body.

  18. fame

    look at khloe’s right leg in the second pic. proof of the photoshopping. gross.

  19. ding a ling

    They elongated the photos with the camera angle. Their legs look very odd and not in their proper places as compared to their heads. Also when you cross your legs you appear smaller.. That’s just lady knowledge on how to pose. :)

  20. ding a ling

    They elongated the photos with the camera angle. Their legs look very odd and not in their proper places as compared to their heads. Also when you cross your legs you appear smaller.. That’s just lady knowledge on how to pose. :)

  21. Fame is right on! Not only are they photoshopped I don’t even think they were standing in the same room!

  22. Randal(l)

    Thats just lazy photoshopping. Also, these two beasts shouldn’t be left unattended. I am under the presumption that at least three small children went missing while Mothra and Rodan here were unchained

    Randal(l)

  23. SB

    @19 you’re absolutely right about Khloe’s leg. I didn’t think these were photo shopped until you pointed that out. It doesn’t even look like her foot lines up with the rest of her leg.

  24. saywha

    Is Kim a midget?

  25. Die please

    They’re both full of shit, they’re both money grubbing golddigging whores, they’re both not worthy of breathing our oxygen. Attn Kardouchians: please die ASAP.

  26. superstar

    Khloé is huge compared to Kim.

  27. pimp

    I’d clean their turd cutters with my tongue…

  28. The “Butt pad thing on the bed” is a bra. I know what a huge bra looks like, my tits are huge.

    Kim has lost weight for sure, I just doubt it’s due to TrimSpa. It’s because she’s been working out.

    Some people have chicken legs. Khloe is one of those people.

  29. dirptydir

    Look at kim’s hand around khloe’s back fat in pic #2. There is something wrong there…

  30. Elaine

    It looks like Khloe is grabbing Kim’s ass in the first picture. Figures.

  31. the assman would hit it.

    with a blindfold, maybe even khloe.

  32. Andi

    Is it just me or does Khloe look like the former WWE wrestler Chyna?

  33. Andipants

    Is it just me or does Khloe look like former WWE wrestler Chyna?

  34. dude

    Damn. Talk about a couple of butterfaces.

  35. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Two vile disgusting no talent bitches, that look like greased up turkeys.

  36. VS.

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiight…

  37. lololololol

    they shouldve photoshopped khloe more because that b*tch still looks nasty in a bikini.

  38. kat

    Their mother is prettier than all of her daughters.

  39. PostmortemG

    ¨Mothra and Rodan¨? You´re funny, sir. =D As for these pictures? Je$u$ Chri$t… despite being a ´hot´ lady, Kim Kardashian sure knows how to produce the most unflattering pictures of herself. She´s fucking ridiculous and I´m glad i don´t know more about her than this site tells me. These pictures may or may not be photoshopped, but they suck in any case. Yech…

    I´m looking forward to this weekend, when I´ll be teaching hot South American call-girls how to cuss in English. I´m out of here. =D

  40. Admiral Ackbar

    It’s a TRAP!

  41. Kate

    Okayy… I think we all need to stop hating on Khloe. She reallllyyyy isn’t that fattest person in the world.

  42. Kate

    Okayy… I think we all need to stop hating on Khloe. She reallllyyyy isn’t the fattest person in the world.

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  44. RGhere

    LMAO @ PIC #3 – Jebus H Crysis I love how Kim has a slender oval-shaped head. A fookin 3rd can tell the difference b/w PIC 3 and PIC4. Nice try to whore yourself out Kim.

  45. Tifa

    OMG!!!!! What the hell are you guys talking about? are u jealous or something? do you have to meet kim and khloe to actually BELIVE that they lost weight?? u guys are LOSERS…. jealous mfs

  46. Tifa

    OMG!!!!! What the hell are you guys talking about? are u jealous or something? do you have to meet kim and khloe to actually BELIVE that they lost weight?? u guys are LOSERS…. jealous mfs

  47. alyssa

    FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE CALLING KHOLE FAT I’D LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE SERIOUSLY.. SHE HAS A GREAT BODY ASS FUCK AND JUST BECAUSE A GIRL IS TALL DOESN’T MEAN SHE LO0KS LIKE CHEWBACA FUCKIN HATERS!!

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