Kim & Khloe Kardashian are full of shit

November 30th, 2009 // 156 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed pics of a fully-clothed Khloe and herself that slap you in the face with how edited the bikini shots are. Unless these two know some sort of sorcery that makes Khloe’s Chewbaccian ass deflate at will, there’s no way in hell these two legitimately lost weight.

Also that would require work, I rest my case.

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Comments (156)

  1. See Alice | November 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    No doubt they are full of shit . There asses are so huge proper wiping skills would be impossible !

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  2. Shea | November 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    First Bitches…and Khloe is belongs in the ocean with the rest of the whales

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  3. Mr a | November 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    1st

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  4. Mr a | November 30, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    1st

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  5. yep | November 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Obvious photoshop was obvious.

    It was also obviously done by a person completely new to photoshop, look at the blur.

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  6. kjjkh | November 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    lol, seriously, its like kim photoshopped the images herself. dont they have the money to hire people for that kinda shit?

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  7. Carmen | November 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    There appears to be a large butt pad looking object on the bed.

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  8. elkaybie | November 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    photoshop or a case of the angles?

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  9. Spoonman | November 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    What the fuck are wrong with their arms? One goes back around, and seems like the big ones, without nail polish, or something.

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  10. Nick | November 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    To me it just looks like they look skinnier because of the ANGLE, not digital manipulation. The camera is higher them, of course they’ll look skewed and skinnier

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  11. gö?üs esteti?i | November 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Two big asses…

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  12. The Pope | November 30, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Yeah, the camera is about 9 feet high. That’s why Chloe’s head looks bigger than Kim’s ass.

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  13. n | November 30, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    nick (no 10) is right, they’re not photoshopped.

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  14. Porn | November 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    After this epic fail, their future in porn is properly aligned with the stars.

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  15. ilovefish | November 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    wow look at khloe’s calves seriously you’d think they could get a proffessional to edit this shit.
    i love them but for cereal..

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  16. Caitlyn | November 30, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    They both look good, photshopped or not, so shove it.

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  17. Suni of Nethideaway | November 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    I’m the worst Photoshopper in the world and I think even I could do better than that… lol!

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  18. Jamillah | November 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    They don’t look photoshopped in the least, actually — the final, clothed pic is exactly what I’d expect the bodies in the first 3 pics to look clothed.

    It’s most obvious on Kim — look at how much thinner her face and tits have gotten, smaller too. So much for Kim having fake tits, huh? fake ones don’t magically reduce 1/2 a cup size when you lose weight. She has clearly lost weight throughout her body/face — it’s not just ‘airbrushing” to make certain parts look leaner.

    That said, Khloe is still big and fugly. Kim looks smoking, though.

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  19. Jonas | November 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Hahah, look at Khloe’s right leg (upper) in pic.2 and try to convince me it’s not shopped.

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  20. the biotch | November 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    i agree with 10 and 13, it’s the camera angle. that’s why their heads looks so ginormous compared to their body. could also be photoshopped on top of that, but i think the angle is doing most of the dirty work here. also @9…that’s khloe’s own hand reaching around. she’s covering her back fat folds which would normally show up there. you don’t see her nails because they’re facing her body.

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  21. fame | November 30, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    look at khloe’s right leg in the second pic. proof of the photoshopping. gross.

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  22. ding a ling | November 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    They elongated the photos with the camera angle. Their legs look very odd and not in their proper places as compared to their heads. Also when you cross your legs you appear smaller.. That’s just lady knowledge on how to pose. :)

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  23. ding a ling | November 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    They elongated the photos with the camera angle. Their legs look very odd and not in their proper places as compared to their heads. Also when you cross your legs you appear smaller.. That’s just lady knowledge on how to pose. :)

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  24. bababooey | November 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Fame is right on! Not only are they photoshopped I don’t even think they were standing in the same room!

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  25. Randal(l) | November 30, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Thats just lazy photoshopping. Also, these two beasts shouldn’t be left unattended. I am under the presumption that at least three small children went missing while Mothra and Rodan here were unchained

    Randal(l)

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  26. SB | November 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    @19 you’re absolutely right about Khloe’s leg. I didn’t think these were photo shopped until you pointed that out. It doesn’t even look like her foot lines up with the rest of her leg.

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  27. saywha | November 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Is Kim a midget?

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  28. Die please | November 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    They’re both full of shit, they’re both money grubbing golddigging whores, they’re both not worthy of breathing our oxygen. Attn Kardouchians: please die ASAP.

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  29. superstar | November 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Khloé is huge compared to Kim.

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  30. pimp | November 30, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    I’d clean their turd cutters with my tongue…

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  31. Jacqueline Hyde | November 30, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    The “Butt pad thing on the bed” is a bra. I know what a huge bra looks like, my tits are huge.

    Kim has lost weight for sure, I just doubt it’s due to TrimSpa. It’s because she’s been working out.

    Some people have chicken legs. Khloe is one of those people.

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  32. dirptydir | November 30, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Look at kim’s hand around khloe’s back fat in pic #2. There is something wrong there…

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  33. Elaine | November 30, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    It looks like Khloe is grabbing Kim’s ass in the first picture. Figures.

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  34. assman | November 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    the assman would hit it.

    with a blindfold, maybe even khloe.

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  35. Andi | November 30, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Is it just me or does Khloe look like the former WWE wrestler Chyna?

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  36. Andipants | November 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Is it just me or does Khloe look like former WWE wrestler Chyna?

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  37. dude | November 30, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Damn. Talk about a couple of butterfaces.

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  38. Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 30, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Two vile disgusting no talent bitches, that look like greased up turkeys.

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  39. VS. | November 30, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiight…

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  40. lololololol | November 30, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    they shouldve photoshopped khloe more because that b*tch still looks nasty in a bikini.

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  41. kat | November 30, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Their mother is prettier than all of her daughters.

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  42. PostmortemG | November 30, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    ¨Mothra and Rodan¨? You´re funny, sir. =D As for these pictures? Je$u$ Chri$t… despite being a ´hot´ lady, Kim Kardashian sure knows how to produce the most unflattering pictures of herself. She´s fucking ridiculous and I´m glad i don´t know more about her than this site tells me. These pictures may or may not be photoshopped, but they suck in any case. Yech…

    I´m looking forward to this weekend, when I´ll be teaching hot South American call-girls how to cuss in English. I´m out of here. =D

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  43. Admiral Ackbar | November 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    It’s a TRAP!

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  44. Kate | November 30, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Okayy… I think we all need to stop hating on Khloe. She reallllyyyy isn’t that fattest person in the world.

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  45. Kate | November 30, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Okayy… I think we all need to stop hating on Khloe. She reallllyyyy isn’t the fattest person in the world.

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  46. Adma | November 30, 2009 at 8:27 pm

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  47. RGhere | November 30, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    LMAO @ PIC #3 – Jebus H Crysis I love how Kim has a slender oval-shaped head. A fookin 3rd can tell the difference b/w PIC 3 and PIC4. Nice try to whore yourself out Kim.

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  48. Tifa | November 30, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    OMG!!!!! What the hell are you guys talking about? are u jealous or something? do you have to meet kim and khloe to actually BELIVE that they lost weight?? u guys are LOSERS…. jealous mfs

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  49. Tifa | November 30, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    OMG!!!!! What the hell are you guys talking about? are u jealous or something? do you have to meet kim and khloe to actually BELIVE that they lost weight?? u guys are LOSERS…. jealous mfs

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  50. alyssa | November 30, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE CALLING KHOLE FAT I’D LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE SERIOUSLY.. SHE HAS A GREAT BODY ASS FUCK AND JUST BECAUSE A GIRL IS TALL DOESN’T MEAN SHE LO0KS LIKE CHEWBACA FUCKIN HATERS!!

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