As if their heavily-edited bikini photos weren’t enough, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are featured in a new commercial for QuickTrim (after the jump) that’s basically the Avatar of late night infomericals. If James Cameron saw this thing, he’d probably pistol-whip his entire CGI team to death. Twice.
Also, how the hell does Khloe have a radio show, yet she talks like a monotone Fran Drescher? I’m genuinely curious.
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blah | January 5, 2010 at 2:51 pm
fail
jiz | January 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I could use some quick trim from either of these fine ladies.
lol@them | January 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I’d still hit it.
candicane | January 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm
these two skanks are disgusting.
need attention much?
and their “weight loss” is because of plastic surgery.
once again, the whoredashians have failed.
mike | January 5, 2010 at 2:58 pm
yuck and fake.
N | January 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm
To the superficial writer: After all the comments on your other post telling you that those photos weren’t photoshopped, just taken at an angle, you still write it? They were not photoshopped.
jim eh | January 5, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I can’t believe this, is this a /b/ troll, like wtf, this can’t be, those 2 fat ugly Sasquatch looking traps are advertising a diet?
youmakemewanna...puke | January 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm
sluts r the kardashians!
fuxyslot | January 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm
such a relentlessly desperate steep climb to fame, with bulimic vomit and bloody claw marks staining their wake
Lang | January 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Hot damn! The people who make comments on here are HATERS!
havoc | January 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Get the results you want.
Live the dream.
Have the body you’ve always wanted.
You have the power to reinvent yourself.
Take legalized speed….
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Tim | January 5, 2010 at 3:51 pm
“with bulimic vomit and bloody claw marks staining their wake”
I am so fucking hard right now…
glace neuf | January 5, 2010 at 3:51 pm
i’d hit it
Andrea | January 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm
“Hot damn! The people who make comments on here are HATERS!”
Well, not all of them. One is clearly a sucker.
JiggaJay | January 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Id tear it up even w/out the diet shit. I mean really, who doesn’t love a fat ass and big tits??
jose | January 5, 2010 at 4:04 pm
whats disgusting me to is these two spoiled brats cant even endorse a product while going on a serious fitness regimen. How hard is it to kick ass in the gym for 3-4 months and watch your diet if youre getting paid handsomely to do so. All this effort to make these girls APPEAR fit, why arnt they actually fit from any angle. They are soft and spoiled and never had to truley work for a single thing in their ridiculously superficial lives. For fucks sake their whole worlds are about being in the media and you keep that ass tight? I dont care about genetics or body types, if you limit your calorie intake and spend time in the gym everyday, WORKING OUT, you will get in great shape.
To me this is more of an advertisement of how Quick Trim DOESNT work. The company cant even pay two women to get in shape on their product. Two women whose careers revolve around looking good. Kim looks pretty close to fit but Kloe is not in shape.
Pseudopodia | January 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Fish has such a crush, he’s like a 9 yr old with these girls.
MARYN | January 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I think they are beautiful, with or without diet supplements
Boogeyman King Dong | January 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Da clip goona be a huge success!
Joe Blow | January 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm
You’ll forgive me if I don’t pretend to care about those two coal burning skanks.
missywissy | January 5, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Kim’s body is very beautiful. Even though it got famous for some black guy taking a leak on her.
The girl needs some training in how to walk!
She is very beautiful. I don’t see how anyone thinks she’s fat. I would love to have a body like that. Just not getting peed on.
Celebwatcher | January 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I will be going to my local target to purchase quicktrim so I can look like my two idols the Karcrashian sisters.
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Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!
Darth | January 5, 2010 at 5:14 pm
How many credit crunches do we have to make for a flat stomach this time?!
Beautiful but bitter. | January 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Ha ha. I was totally waiting for her to pick up a telephone and say breathlessly, “Call now…”
sickitten | January 5, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Kim is too lazy to do the thousands of side leg lifts it takes to bring in those thighs. Yes, I know she has crappy genetics but so does Jennifer Aniston and she works for it. Kim will probably just go with lipo. She’s a lazy, do-nothing bitch who is a pathological liar, to boot. I’m glad that guy is cheating on her.
dude | January 5, 2010 at 6:25 pm
if you look close enuff, you can see harpoon scars on Kim’s thighs.
Khloe: Chewbacca in drag. GrrrrrrrAAAAWWWWRRRR
Christina | January 5, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Neither one is fat or overweight, but neither one looks particularly in shape. Maybe that isn’t fair to say, since they aren’t claiming this shit makes you toned or whatever, but I agree with #16…they should’ve spent a few months in the gym really toning (not becoming stick-skinny) and then this might be somewhat believable. But they couldn’t even do that. When your “job” is to be on a reality show and you get paid a shitload of money for that, there’s no excuse for not being in shape when that’s a huge part of your supposed appeal. They’re both pretty (though I think the prettiest sister BY FAR is the one who just had the baby….what’s-her-face) and neither is fat or overweight, but they don’t look that spectacular because they don’t seem to have much muscle mass.
McHuge | January 5, 2010 at 6:48 pm
The commercial is a knockoff of the old TrimSpa Anna Nicole commercials, and they stole “Live the Dream” from Xenadrine Xtreme.
Shameless.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | January 5, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Does Kim do anything else but take off her clothes and pretend to be sexy? She continues to say how shy she is, yet she does this? The girl is a piss whore, how shy could she be?
These 2 (well, all of them) are just so beyond disgusting. Why can’t they take drugs and OD like so many others?
Noelle | January 5, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Awww yes this shit can’t possibly be photoshopped because for women, the area from tit’s to belly button is naturally over 12 inches long. The previous photos were obvious photoshop jobs, and if they denied it, it’s because then they would be falsly advertising this crappy product. Look at side by side pictures and if you aren’t a moron you’ll see it.
I’m sorry but if you’re going to advertise a weight loss product being soft isn’t the way to do it…
valentines day gift ideas | January 5, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Kim has an awesome body, its not about always looking skinny.!!!
Simply Bohemian | January 5, 2010 at 9:58 pm
I don’t see what the deal is, they are no different than any other media horrors. And let’s be honest people, if no one was watching they wouldn’t have a show or the following. So put your little green eyed monsters away. Welcome to life.
Teacher | January 5, 2010 at 10:11 pm
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Yeah it’s about photoshop and altered videos and girdles lol! But the bottom line is Kim and her sister do not have the discipline to eat proper and exercise regularly and this is why they are big women (a.k.a. fat). They are the typical big Americans and this is why fit chicks are rare and admired. Now go read a non fiction book.
Ghost | January 5, 2010 at 10:56 pm
To comment 14: Swish!
eva | January 6, 2010 at 2:03 am
I’m a girl but I love soft, rounded girls. I don’t like fit, athletic too muscley ones. Soft big breasts and curved hips and ever so slightly plump..now that’s a gorgeous woman. What I wouldn’t do to get my hands on one ;) yum.
youmakemewanna...puke | January 6, 2010 at 8:57 am
these sluts will do anything for money…even promote speed that kills your liver.
qman | January 6, 2010 at 8:58 am
sluts sluts sluts
aprilstp | January 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
Why does Kloe have to keep showing us her body? Someone please stop her. And I think that commercial is unintentionally hilarious.
missywissy | January 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
one more thing I about kim (since I have nothing to do but pick on her) she should really go to a voice lessons class and develop a little deeper sultry tone. She looks very exotic, but when she opens her mouth she sounds like a little valley girl. voice doesn’t match her at all.
Winston | January 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm
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You are in good company because most Americans are overweight like Kim and her sister. I like fit chicks with nice tits that have a toned body where you can see their muscle cuts. It is very hard for women to get big muscles unless they train in the gym 4 or more times a week and make it their career. It is very easy for chicks to get a big ass like Kim; just eat and eat and eat and then put on a girdle to suck the fat in. I wish people would quit making excuses for fat people.
eva | January 6, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I’m not making excuses for fat people, nor did I say I like fat people. I like slightly rounded, very curvy girls. Good for you that you like manly stomachs and girls who look like a sticks with big boobs. Also, good luck finding this elusive body. Sticks with big boobs usually had plastic surgery to attain that look. Most women don’t look like that so good luck finding such gals. However, your taste is your taste and mine is mine, so lets leave it at that shall we?
I’m sure this gal: http://www.de-kroon.info/Marilyngallerie-1/Marilyn-Monroe-90.jpg
and
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Job/Marilyn-Monroe-oversized-postcard–.jpg
looks like a complete whale to you. But I love her hips and thighs.
I would give her some proper lovin.’
NFL Draft | January 6, 2010 at 8:35 pm
i like the color purple.so it make me like the girl lol
Kev | January 7, 2010 at 11:38 am
#41
It is amusing how fat people make excuses for other fat people or guys that like fat chicks. Skinny just means you have bad eating habits and being fat like Kim means you also have bad eating habits. But a fit chick means she has good eating habits and exercises regularly. My girlfriend is a petite chick with natural 34C tits. She has managed to do something that most of Americans can’t do like Kim; eat proper and exercise regularly and stay petite and fit. Everyone is going to get old, but why get old and fat? Get old and stay in shape and have a youthful looking body. Let’s face it; a fit figure is always a youthful looking figure. I think Kim works extremely hard at her girdles, make up, photo shop pics and like the post says “Pretends she is skinny.” But she really needs to work on her mind and personality and getting fit. Cosmetic surgery, girdles, and photoshop can only do so much.
Sam | January 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
@41 I looked at the pics and Marilyn Monroe had natural tits unlike Kim. Marilyn has the classic natural hourglass shape with measurements of 36-24-35 whereas Kim got breast implants to improve her pear shaped body and her measurements are 37-29-42. She’s a cute big chick but just be realistic about it.
angelica | January 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm
All of u people are jealous ugly loosers!!!!!! Kim is a godess!!!! She is perfect from head to toe . She has stunning features and an ultra sexy sensual body.
The men who diss her arej ust tiny sized dick douche bags who are extremly intimadated by her and her delicious body. The women who diss her are purley JEALOUS!!! You wish you could look a quarter has ravishing. why don’t u diss the other piece of shit hollywood CUNTS!!! Beacause they arent beautiful like Kim, and her gorgeous body!!!!
James | January 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm
I agree! She is a GODESS!!! I would get busy and them some with her. She is so HOTTTT. U bitchez are just haten!!! Ugly bitchez.
lilly | January 7, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Winston, Your a piece of fucking shit!!!
Shari | January 8, 2010 at 2:47 am
They are definitely not fat.
Robot | January 8, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Well although Kim physically isn’t my type, I also don’t think she’s fat. She’s actually very attractive, just not what I would personally want. But the problem I have here is the fact that she photoshops and gets surgery to claim she’s skinny when it seems even the people in here who find her attractive admit it’s because they like their women a little curvier. So all I’m saying is she should stop lying about how she looks and hit the gym if she wants to be skinner.
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