Kim Kardsashian is blonde and other news

August 10th, 2009 // 93 Comments

- Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Was this an object lesson for the kids about cougars’ old age making them infertile so you don’t even have to bother with a condom? Because that’s what I picked up. [PopEater]

- Halle Berry is pregnant again? But how?! We haven’t made love since that time I wrote the words “Halle” on a bagel. [A Socialite's Life]

- Ashley Greene was caught making out with Chace Crawford this morning. Was that before or after she leaked nude pictures of herself? [Lainey Gossip]

- Natasha Henstridge is making me reconsider women over 30. (But 35′s the cut off. Seriously.) [Celebslam]

- Milo Ventimiglia shirtless. In case you’re into that sort of thing. (Read: The bare chest of a midget fucker.) [Just Jared]

- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt keep the sparks alive. Until later that night when they realize that wasn’t a lumpy pillow it was Maddox the whole time. “Ha ha! We need to start giving these kids away.” [PopSugar]

- Dane Cook booed at the Teen Choice Awards. Wow. I suddenly don’t fear the future anymore. It’s going to be okay! [The Blemish]

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  1. puravida

    hahahaha to the person who said “only reason she’s doing that…her hair is going gray” hahah probably, with the amount of crap celebs do to themselves.

    Kim, honey, listen up…i know you read these things.
    GET REAL. stop lying to everyone and trying to be some sweet little thing. even if you are a nice girl and a good one at that, the only reason why we all know you and the only reason you have ANY fame is because you got naked, had sex and filmed it. First off, why in the hell would anyone do that?!?!?! are you insane??? plus, you know because you were dating a celeb at the time that he would leak it once you two broke up….and if it was some crazy publicity stunt, some oooo let me get famous fast…then you should be shot. Second, HOW BOUT YOU START BEING A ROLE MODEL TO WOMEN IN AMERICA, and get real with a bunch of things: your size for one (34-26-39??? right??) THOSE ARE MY MEASUREMENTS AND I AM NOOOO SIZE 2 SWEETY and neither are you….you lie, lie, lie, its sick what these hollywood drones make you do. Third, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK SPANISH?!!? You say you are proud of your Euro-Armenian heritage?!?! Really?!?! how?!?! with the shaved down nose, the protruding lips, fake boobs and fake ass (yea i said it, ive seen the two injection dots on your butt from the video where a doctor would pump in fat or silicone) You are not J.Lo, you are NEITHER Eva Longoria nor Daisy Fuentes. Be yourself.

    Kim, honestly, when I first heard of you…before the tape, I was really excited, I saw your face (similar to mine in fact, though I have NEVER had plastic surgery) and your body, curvy and exotic (like mine) and was thinking, ‘wow! finally a woman, who is famous, who will speak up for us! talk about our beauty, instead of making us either sex objects or fat, because those are our choices. But no. You went lower, much lower. You testify to never leaking that tape, testify to being a good girl, to being a possible role model?!?! HOW?!?! I want you to look at yourself honestly in the mirror, without all the caked on makeup, the hair done, and ask yourself if YOU would want to be you. You are a disgrace. I am so ashamed of you, everything you have done. You are a whore to this industry, rocking out with TnA, boobs and no brains, and NOW blonde(ish) hair….God, it just confirms everything EVERYONE already thinks of you. READ THE COMMENTS!!! No one has said, wow this girl is so sweet, I look up to her. It’s either, “she looks awful, slutty, etc…” or something to a sexual extent. How could you be proud of that?!? …You think you are laughing all the way to the bank..and you probably are…but you sold your body and soul for that? Amazing. No one takes you seriously. You have shamed yourself and your family. Anything to be famous right? …So on Judgment Day, when you stand before the Prophets and God, what would you say about yourself?! ” I did my best” …at what? to whom? …..Kim, rethink your life, refocus, and starting doing right…or you are gonna end up like all the other Hollywood whores, drugged up, heart broken and eventually dead.

  2. Stu

    what sort of dick expects her to dye her pubes as well??!! Dick! She probably dosnt even have any!! Anyway, I bet its a wig. Either way, i like her blonde.

  3. wordsmith

    can someone ask Daisy Fuentes to move?
    I cant see Kim anywhere.

  4. anda

    I think she looks amazing now. Much more grown-up and smookiiiin hot.

  5. candace

    #84/PURAVIDA – THANK YOU for writing this! could not have said it better myself!

    Kim, I hope you’re reading.

  6. markT

    #84 you hit the nail on the head. looks can only get you so far…especially when it’s all plastic sugery. kim has nothing to offer and is famous for a sex tape. she wont ever be known as anything more than a whore.

  7. gigi

    stunning as usual, and this is a gorgeous new look, but how’s this blonde?? why do people hate on Kim? sure she doesn’t really *do* anything, but just on beauty alone, can’t people appreciate that?

  8. V

    # 84 – Relax ..she just dyed her hair blond and she looks good..I dont think she cares or even TRIES to look like J Lo or wtv… she has her own looks…
    Like she gives a f*ck to look latina with her big ass…( LIKE YOU) .. So every girl who has an exotic look is automatically trying to be latina?..Get out of ur bubble cuz theres plenty of beautiful non latina exotic looking chicks out there..

  9. If Megan Fox without any actual real talent between him and Angelina Jolie because of simliarities Jumpstart your career; Kim K and her big ass with fake dye job can do the same with JLo.

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