Kim Kardsashian is blonde and other news

The Superficial / August 10, 2009

- Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Was this an object lesson for the kids about cougars’ old age making them infertile so you don’t even have to bother with a condom? Because that’s what I picked up. [PopEater]

- Halle Berry is pregnant again? But how?! We haven’t made love since that time I wrote the words “Halle” on a bagel. [A Socialite’s Life]

- Ashley Greene was caught making out with Chace Crawford this morning. Was that before or after she leaked nude pictures of herself? [Lainey Gossip]

- Natasha Henstridge is making me reconsider women over 30. (But 35’s the cut off. Seriously.) [Celebslam]

- Milo Ventimiglia shirtless. In case you’re into that sort of thing. (Read: The bare chest of a midget fucker.) [Just Jared]

- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt keep the sparks alive. Until later that night when they realize that wasn’t a lumpy pillow it was Maddox the whole time. “Ha ha! We need to start giving these kids away.” [PopSugar]

- Dane Cook booed at the Teen Choice Awards. Wow. I suddenly don’t fear the future anymore. It’s going to be okay! [The Blemish]

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