Kim Kardashian’s only talent and other news

September 8th, 2009 // 23 Comments

- George Clooney actually looks pussy-whipped at the Venice Film Festival. I smell an impostor. Pull his beard off! [Lainey Gossip]

- Gavin Rossdale thinks leather pants are suitable attire for a tennis match. Then again, he sticks his penis in Gwen Stefani. Carry on. [Just Jared]

- Tyra Banks is apparently bald. [PopEater]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend hangs out with Kevin Federline now. Which means he’s either learning how to cash a support check at the liquor store or which sweatpants hold the most chicken wings. [Celebslam]

- Cameron Diaz and Seth Rogen film The Green Hornet. [PopSugar]

- Mischa Barton maintains a strict fitness regimen. With Big Macs. [The Blemish]

- Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are no longer having insane dancer sex that would break most mere mortal’s bones. (Note: Talking about you people. Not me. Karina?) [Socialite Life]

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Comments (23)

  1. first | September 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    first

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  2. Zana | September 8, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    This photo it’s so not rigth… looks like she had plastic cirgurie

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  3. adriana | September 8, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    second

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  4. dogface | September 8, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    What an ASS…. and that’s not meant as a compliment……..

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  5. Jose | September 8, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    What fuckin talent?? NONE of these Kardashian women have a single talent or enlightening thought amongst them. Unless you call wearing trendy clothes and acting like spoiled bitches a talent. Uneducated, dimwitted. all they have is this act of protraying they are something special because they were born into wealth. Stuck up flakes who havnt earned a single thing in life. Oh I suppose working at a clothing store and letting yourself be photographed and recorded while they conduct thier frivilous, shallow lives should be considered an accomplishment. American television has gone to shit.

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  6. tray | September 8, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    very very sexy from head to toe and nice plump buns

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  7. tray | September 8, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    very very sexy from head to toe and nice plump buns

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  8. The Geek Blog Writer | September 8, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    You’re confusing The Greek Hornet with The Green Lantern (Ryan Reynolds is in The Green Lantern, not TGH) :-p

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  9. Jones | September 9, 2009 at 12:13 am

    Check out the crusty jizz stain on the back of her dress.

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  10. TheJoker07 | September 9, 2009 at 12:42 am

    HOT!

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  11. R.I.P.Each | September 9, 2009 at 3:09 am

    Nice new lips. Can’t say as much for the vulva.

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  12. Narcissist | September 9, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I thought you’d have a separate article about Tyras hair. I saw that in the paper at work, quit my job and came home to see if it was a brillo pad. No, it’s just slightly shorter and more limp. And she looked a bit like a man.

    Mischa does look more doughy there, but I’m okay with it.

    @ 5 – But there’s a tape of a z-list wannabe rapper fucking her! That’s the kind of accomplishment that gets you on Hannity!
    (I’M NOT JOKING: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=171uJ5hcBGo “Why were you in Playboy?” Umm, why stop at PORN?????)

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  13. fakey | September 9, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Kim looks disgusting….why is her butt so weird looking. it’s obvious it’s not natural.

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  14. Nero | September 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Good bye Kim Kardashian! If you’ve been a good girl maybe we gonna meet again in a next life!

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  15. Darth | September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Can you leave that giant next to you in the 4th pic home in the next life? It takes too much bandwidth.

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  16. Rhialto | September 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    @14+15
    Lolz,she’s just heading with the subway downtown for some shopping!

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  17. Galtacticus | September 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Their mother teached them good not to talk with strangers.

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  18. dude | September 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    this bitch looks like j-lo with that crap hair job, im photoshopping her hair black again thEN spankin it ol-school!

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  19. Sickitten | September 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    I’m adding the Lardashians to my ‘Freezer Spell List’. Speidi is the first to go. Won’t you join me in a little wishcraft? Ha, using Gypsy Magic on Gypsies.

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  20. Sickitten | September 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Superficial Guy, please do piece on Kim as a blonde Barbie doll. I beg you! ETonline has story or just link to moi.

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  21. mt | December 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.

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  22. mt | December 26, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.

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  23. mt | December 26, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.

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