- George Clooney actually looks pussy-whipped at the Venice Film Festival. I smell an impostor. Pull his beard off! [Lainey Gossip]
- Gavin Rossdale thinks leather pants are suitable attire for a tennis match. Then again, he sticks his penis in Gwen Stefani. Carry on. [Just Jared]
- Tyra Banks is apparently bald. [PopEater]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend hangs out with Kevin Federline now. Which means he’s either learning how to cash a support check at the liquor store or which sweatpants hold the most chicken wings. [Celebslam]
- Cameron Diaz and Seth Rogen film The Green Hornet. [PopSugar]
- Mischa Barton maintains a strict fitness regimen. With Big Macs. [The Blemish]
- Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are no longer having insane dancer sex that would break most mere mortal’s bones. (Note: Talking about you people. Not me. Karina?) [Socialite Life]



























first | September 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm
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Zana | September 8, 2009 at 10:19 pm
This photo it’s so not rigth… looks like she had plastic cirgurie
adriana | September 8, 2009 at 10:20 pm
second
dogface | September 8, 2009 at 10:27 pm
What an ASS…. and that’s not meant as a compliment……..
Jose | September 8, 2009 at 10:55 pm
What fuckin talent?? NONE of these Kardashian women have a single talent or enlightening thought amongst them. Unless you call wearing trendy clothes and acting like spoiled bitches a talent. Uneducated, dimwitted. all they have is this act of protraying they are something special because they were born into wealth. Stuck up flakes who havnt earned a single thing in life. Oh I suppose working at a clothing store and letting yourself be photographed and recorded while they conduct thier frivilous, shallow lives should be considered an accomplishment. American television has gone to shit.
tray | September 8, 2009 at 11:44 pm
very very sexy from head to toe and nice plump buns
tray | September 8, 2009 at 11:44 pm
very very sexy from head to toe and nice plump buns
The Geek Blog Writer | September 8, 2009 at 11:45 pm
You’re confusing The Greek Hornet with The Green Lantern (Ryan Reynolds is in The Green Lantern, not TGH) :-p
Jones | September 9, 2009 at 12:13 am
Check out the crusty jizz stain on the back of her dress.
TheJoker07 | September 9, 2009 at 12:42 am
HOT!
R.I.P.Each | September 9, 2009 at 3:09 am
Nice new lips. Can’t say as much for the vulva.
Narcissist | September 9, 2009 at 7:19 am
I thought you’d have a separate article about Tyras hair. I saw that in the paper at work, quit my job and came home to see if it was a brillo pad. No, it’s just slightly shorter and more limp. And she looked a bit like a man.
Mischa does look more doughy there, but I’m okay with it.
@ 5 – But there’s a tape of a z-list wannabe rapper fucking her! That’s the kind of accomplishment that gets you on Hannity!
(I’M NOT JOKING: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=171uJ5hcBGo “Why were you in Playboy?” Umm, why stop at PORN?????)
fakey | September 9, 2009 at 9:02 am
Kim looks disgusting….why is her butt so weird looking. it’s obvious it’s not natural.
Nero | September 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Good bye Kim Kardashian! If you’ve been a good girl maybe we gonna meet again in a next life!
Darth | September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Can you leave that giant next to you in the 4th pic home in the next life? It takes too much bandwidth.
Rhialto | September 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm
@14+15
Lolz,she’s just heading with the subway downtown for some shopping!
Galtacticus | September 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Their mother teached them good not to talk with strangers.
dude | September 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
this bitch looks like j-lo with that crap hair job, im photoshopping her hair black again thEN spankin it ol-school!
Sickitten | September 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I’m adding the Lardashians to my ‘Freezer Spell List’. Speidi is the first to go. Won’t you join me in a little wishcraft? Ha, using Gypsy Magic on Gypsies.
Sickitten | September 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Superficial Guy, please do piece on Kim as a blonde Barbie doll. I beg you! ETonline has story or just link to moi.
mt | December 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm
i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.
mt | December 26, 2009 at 7:26 pm
i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.
mt | December 26, 2009 at 7:27 pm
i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.