Kim Kardashian’s only talent and other news

September 8th, 2009 // 23 Comments

- George Clooney actually looks pussy-whipped at the Venice Film Festival. I smell an impostor. Pull his beard off! [Lainey Gossip]

- Gavin Rossdale thinks leather pants are suitable attire for a tennis match. Then again, he sticks his penis in Gwen Stefani. Carry on. [Just Jared]

- Tyra Banks is apparently bald. [PopEater]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend hangs out with Kevin Federline now. Which means he’s either learning how to cash a support check at the liquor store or which sweatpants hold the most chicken wings. [Celebslam]

- Cameron Diaz and Seth Rogen film The Green Hornet. [PopSugar]

- Mischa Barton maintains a strict fitness regimen. With Big Macs. [The Blemish]

- Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are no longer having insane dancer sex that would break most mere mortal’s bones. (Note: Talking about you people. Not me. Karina?) [Socialite Life]


  1. R.I.P.Each

    Nice new lips. Can’t say as much for the vulva.

  2. I thought you’d have a separate article about Tyras hair. I saw that in the paper at work, quit my job and came home to see if it was a brillo pad. No, it’s just slightly shorter and more limp. And she looked a bit like a man.

    Mischa does look more doughy there, but I’m okay with it.

    @ 5 – But there’s a tape of a z-list wannabe rapper fucking her! That’s the kind of accomplishment that gets you on Hannity!
    (I’M NOT JOKING: “Why were you in Playboy?” Umm, why stop at PORN?????)

  3. fakey

    Kim looks disgusting….why is her butt so weird looking. it’s obvious it’s not natural.

  4. Nero

    Good bye Kim Kardashian! If you’ve been a good girl maybe we gonna meet again in a next life!

  5. Darth

    Can you leave that giant next to you in the 4th pic home in the next life? It takes too much bandwidth.

  6. Rhialto

    Lolz,she’s just heading with the subway downtown for some shopping!

  7. Galtacticus

    Their mother teached them good not to talk with strangers.

  8. dude

    this bitch looks like j-lo with that crap hair job, im photoshopping her hair black again thEN spankin it ol-school!

  9. I’m adding the Lardashians to my ‘Freezer Spell List’. Speidi is the first to go. Won’t you join me in a little wishcraft? Ha, using Gypsy Magic on Gypsies.

  10. Superficial Guy, please do piece on Kim as a blonde Barbie doll. I beg you! ETonline has story or just link to moi.

  11. mt

    i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.

  12. mt

    i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.

  13. mt

    i agree with jose. the whoredasians are no talent mudsharks.

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