Kim Kardashian’s New Quick Trim Body

September 11th, 2009 // 180 Comments

Because she thinks you’re an idiot, Kim Kardashian posted these shots to her Twitter page today in a blatant effort to shill QuickTrim diet pills. And they’re so not Photoshopped, according to a barrage of QVC-level tweets:

U can get Quick Trim now It works! Check out my twitpics! I lost my last 6 lbs fast & toned up! Loving QUICK TRIM
Don’t kill me @NickSaglimbeni 4 posting snapshots of our shoot, they aren’t photoshopped yet, but who needs it! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!
Quick Trim DOES A BODY GOOD!

You know what always makes me believe something hasn’t been Photoshopped? Seeing it photographed on a computer screen. It’s practically like she taped it to a butter churn in the middle of Amish country.

Photos: Twitter

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  1. First

    First bitches.

  2. Katt

    Who cares about her? She’s a nobody stop making her a somebody.

  3. Katt

    Who cares about her? She’s a nobody stop making her a somebody.

  4. KIKI

    The background looks like people are shooting at her. I wish it were true.

  5. Susie

    I would buy her diet drug if she would just SHOW HER FLABBY ASS.

  6. TidePride

    She could be one of those cows in the chick-fil-a commericials….gross

  7. Dr. Martin Luther King

    I’m an anonymous racist on the Internet. ORIGINAL!

  8. ROUGH daddy

    My goodness i cant imagine that body being more tone…

  9. Ancient fat girl secret

    Love how fat asses cross their legs in pictures while they are standing.

  10. Richard Helm

    How come there are no pictures of her enourmus stinky cottage cheese hoarding ass ?

  11. Ain't Gonna Help

    Let’s get real. Unless her magic pill is biochemigenetically engineered to destroy ass fat it will never help. If she starved herself into mere skeletal remains she’d still an ass that would strike fear into the hearts of small countries and white people.

    I’m pretty sure the equation is Ass * Starvation = Nice Try

  12. FU

    not photoshopped my ass. She is so fake, she just got lipo to get rid of her fat. Please stop posting pics of this fake bitch.

  13. like 2 drink pee

    You’d think if she was going to photoshop her photo, she’d fix that lump in her upper stomach and her tanlines.

  14. why?

    why is she even famous that one?
    my guess is #7 went on a date with her and came back home with a surprise!! haha!! thanks for the advice retard!

  15. MRS

    @13 It is supposed to look real. Get it?

  16. I love my body

    What is she hoovering down diet pills for anyway? I thought she was extremely proud of her galactic ass…. somebody must have broken her carnival fun house mirror and she suddenly realized her ass looks like a Sub Zero.

  17. fakey

    #1, of course they are photoshopped. her body does not look proportionate at all in these pics.

    #2: she looks like a man…an abnormal man

    #3: she had lipo and is therefore thinner now – yet she doesnt look in reality anything like she does in these pics.

    CAN WE SAY KIM IS A LIAR?

  18. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    So she’s fat and flabby with abs?

  19. Assley

    Ladies, that leg cross thing you do in pictures to distract the eye from the big thighs, It makes you look like you need to use the bathroom.

  20. yipiyaks

    Thank you #17, she does looky lika man in this pic.

    I preferred when she was softer and less cut.

    Am I crazy?????

  21. Superman

    Woohoo diet pills for teenage girls to get hooked on! If i had a daughter i’d sign her right up! KIm K is a scumbag.

  22. Superman

    Also im confused, how the hell can these not be photoshopped? Her body looks different in 2/4

  23. Sport

    Does she do anything without a camera?
    “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME.”

    Q: If a Kardashian falls in the forest and there isn’t a camera to document the event does it make a sound?

  24. KIKI

    Thanks Fish for taking down #7. That was icky.

  25. chris

    FAKE FAKE FAKE
    LIAR LIAR LIAR
    WHORE WHORE WHORE
    =
    KIM KARDASHIAN

  26. Cougar Kim Kay

    I’d hit that like a mexican virgin ratard.

  27. cANTOR

    DOES SHE REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS SHE LOOKS? EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FAKE SHE IS, EXCEPT FOR THE TWEENS THAT FOLLOW HER ON HER BLOG.

    KIM, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE JUST GO AWAY. YOU ARE TALENTLESS AND AN ATTENTION WHORE.

  28. Kikker

    She looks fat

  29. F her

    Not a likable person. Her whole family pretty much is that way.

  30. drivewax

    Wait….IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED! It is JESSICA BEIL!!!!!!

  31. jj

    Kim:

    you are not a celebrity. everyone knows you have had lipo and tons of plastic surgery. u look like a man in these photos. please go away. no one likes you and everyone knows you’re completely fake.

  32. OMG…. really sexy..
    Pics of Kim as Barbie for Kurv Magazine : http://www.newslicious.net/2009/09/kim-kardashian-joue-les-barbies-pour.html

  33. Bob

    Horrible pictures, horrible body, horrible person..

  34. Jillia

    Too bad Quick Trim can’t fix those stumps you call legs honey.

  35. Turk

    “Quick Trim baby” = “TrimSpa baby”… Coincidence?

    Only a matter of time before Quick Trim drives her crazy and kills her…

  36. Racer X

    She was HOT 2 years ago, now she has a skinny no-shape white body

    /WEAK

  37. jj

    she looks gross. what’s wrong with her legs? they look so weid…so photoshopped.

  38. coco

    her face looks completely different too…how much plastic surgery has this whore had? yuck.

  39. Randal

    Hi Kim! It’s great to know you’re still a regular at The FISH and promoting a healthy lifestyle is a great way to get connected to the regular people looking for some inspiration. You bring it out in people with such a natural flare.

    Keep working hard!

    Randal

  40. pj

    she just looks like a fat chick with abs lol

  41. Tom

    Kim, you are a nobody

    can I put my penis in you?

  42. rach

    She looks like JLo. Not in a good way, either.

  43. KIKI

    Randal, You are Kims #1 fan. Could you please tweet her, we want to see what Trim Spa did for her booty. Thanks.

  44. Jojo

    She makes me get a boner every time. I don’t care what most of you say.

  45. Vajayjay

    Why can she show her bum-bum. It is her best feature, no? At least JLO let’s us see her butt buckets, and Jennifer Love Hewitt gave us a little taste. We want to see the hind quarters!

  46. gigi

    So,So sick of her. What is her talent again. Oh yeah I forgot taping x-rated video and dating Reggie Bush. She has no morals and always wants the spotlight. Remember bodies like hers come a dime a dozen. It is what is on the inside that counts. She is not the type of girl you would want to take home to mom.(Reggie are you listening?)

  47. gigi

    So,So sick of her. What is her talent again. Oh yeah I forgot taping x-rated video and dating Reggie Bush. She has no morals and always wants the spotlight. Remember bodies like hers come a dime a dozen. It is what is on the inside that counts. She is not the type of girl you would want to take home to mom.(Reggie are you listening?)

  48. ha

    Ugh, the protruding abs are not a good look for curvy girls. If you have curves then the waist should be small, not bulging… She looks like a female body-builder.

  49. frank

    why does her face look like tea leoni’s?

  50. Tami

    That is NOT Kim Kardashian in those pics. No way, no how. Doesn’t even remotely look like her. For one thing, she doesn’t have BLUE eyes. The girl is hawking a product, and being deceptive while she’s at it.

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