Kim Kardashian’s new Quick Trim body

September 11th, 2009 // 179 Comments

Because she thinks you’re an idiot, Kim Kardashian posted these shots to her Twitter page today in a blatant effort to hawk Quick Trim. And they’re so not Photoshopped, according to a barrage of QVC-level tweets:

U can get Quick Trim now It works! Check out my twitpics! I lost my last 6 lbs fast & toned up! Loving QUICK TRIM
Don’t kill me @NickSaglimbeni 4 posting snapshots of our shoot, they aren’t photoshopped yet, but who needs it! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!
Quick Trim DOES A BODY GOOD!

You know what always makes me believe something hasn’t been Photoshopped? Seeing it photographed on a computer screen. It’s practically like she taped it to a butter churn in the middle of Amish country.

Photos: Twitter
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Comments (179)

  1. First | September 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    First bitches.

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  2. Katt | September 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Who cares about her? She’s a nobody stop making her a somebody.

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  3. Katt | September 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Who cares about her? She’s a nobody stop making her a somebody.

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  4. KIKI | September 11, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    The background looks like people are shooting at her. I wish it were true.

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  5. Susie | September 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I would buy her diet drug if she would just SHOW HER FLABBY ASS.

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  6. TidePride | September 11, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    She could be one of those cows in the chick-fil-a commericials….gross

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  7. Dr. Martin Luther King | September 11, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I’m an anonymous racist on the Internet. ORIGINAL!

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  8. ROUGH daddy | September 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    My goodness i cant imagine that body being more tone…

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  9. Ancient fat girl secret | September 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Love how fat asses cross their legs in pictures while they are standing.

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  10. Richard Helm | September 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    How come there are no pictures of her enourmus stinky cottage cheese hoarding ass ?

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  11. Ain't Gonna Help | September 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Let’s get real. Unless her magic pill is biochemigenetically engineered to destroy ass fat it will never help. If she starved herself into mere skeletal remains she’d still an ass that would strike fear into the hearts of small countries and white people.

    I’m pretty sure the equation is Ass * Starvation = Nice Try

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  12. FU | September 11, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    not photoshopped my ass. She is so fake, she just got lipo to get rid of her fat. Please stop posting pics of this fake bitch.

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  13. like 2 drink pee | September 11, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    You’d think if she was going to photoshop her photo, she’d fix that lump in her upper stomach and her tanlines.

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  14. why? | September 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    why is she even famous that one?
    my guess is #7 went on a date with her and came back home with a surprise!! haha!! thanks for the advice retard!

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  15. MRS | September 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    @13 It is supposed to look real. Get it?

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  16. I love my body | September 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    What is she hoovering down diet pills for anyway? I thought she was extremely proud of her galactic ass…. somebody must have broken her carnival fun house mirror and she suddenly realized her ass looks like a Sub Zero.

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  17. fakey | September 11, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    #1, of course they are photoshopped. her body does not look proportionate at all in these pics.

    #2: she looks like a man…an abnormal man

    #3: she had lipo and is therefore thinner now – yet she doesnt look in reality anything like she does in these pics.

    CAN WE SAY KIM IS A LIAR?

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  18. Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    So she’s fat and flabby with abs?

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  19. Assley | September 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Ladies, that leg cross thing you do in pictures to distract the eye from the big thighs, It makes you look like you need to use the bathroom.

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  20. yipiyaks | September 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Thank you #17, she does looky lika man in this pic.

    I preferred when she was softer and less cut.

    Am I crazy?????

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  21. Superman | September 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Woohoo diet pills for teenage girls to get hooked on! If i had a daughter i’d sign her right up! KIm K is a scumbag.

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  22. Superman | September 11, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Also im confused, how the hell can these not be photoshopped? Her body looks different in 2/4

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  23. Sport | September 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Does she do anything without a camera?
    “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME.”

    Q: If a Kardashian falls in the forest and there isn’t a camera to document the event does it make a sound?

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  24. KIKI | September 11, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Thanks Fish for taking down #7. That was icky.

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  25. chris | September 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    FAKE FAKE FAKE
    LIAR LIAR LIAR
    WHORE WHORE WHORE
    =
    KIM KARDASHIAN

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  26. Cougar Kim Kay | September 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I’d hit that like a mexican virgin ratard.

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  27. cANTOR | September 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    DOES SHE REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS SHE LOOKS? EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FAKE SHE IS, EXCEPT FOR THE TWEENS THAT FOLLOW HER ON HER BLOG.

    KIM, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE JUST GO AWAY. YOU ARE TALENTLESS AND AN ATTENTION WHORE.

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  28. Kikker | September 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    She looks fat

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  29. F her | September 11, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Not a likable person. Her whole family pretty much is that way.

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  30. drivewax | September 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Wait….IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED! It is JESSICA BEIL!!!!!!

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  31. jj | September 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Kim:

    you are not a celebrity. everyone knows you have had lipo and tons of plastic surgery. u look like a man in these photos. please go away. no one likes you and everyone knows you’re completely fake.

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  32. audrey | September 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    OMG…. really sexy..
    Pics of Kim as Barbie for Kurv Magazine : http://www.newslicious.net/2009/09/kim-kardashian-joue-les-barbies-pour.html

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  33. Bob | September 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Horrible pictures, horrible body, horrible person..

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  34. Jillia | September 11, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Too bad Quick Trim can’t fix those stumps you call legs honey.

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  35. Turk | September 11, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    “Quick Trim baby” = “TrimSpa baby”… Coincidence?

    Only a matter of time before Quick Trim drives her crazy and kills her…

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  36. Racer X | September 11, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    She was HOT 2 years ago, now she has a skinny no-shape white body

    /WEAK

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  37. jj | September 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    she looks gross. what’s wrong with her legs? they look so weid…so photoshopped.

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  38. coco | September 11, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    her face looks completely different too…how much plastic surgery has this whore had? yuck.

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  39. Randal | September 11, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Hi Kim! It’s great to know you’re still a regular at The FISH and promoting a healthy lifestyle is a great way to get connected to the regular people looking for some inspiration. You bring it out in people with such a natural flare.

    Keep working hard!

    Randal

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  40. pj | September 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    she just looks like a fat chick with abs lol

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  41. Tom | September 11, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Kim, you are a nobody

    can I put my penis in you?

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  42. rach | September 11, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    She looks like JLo. Not in a good way, either.

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  43. KIKI | September 11, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Randal, You are Kims #1 fan. Could you please tweet her, we want to see what Trim Spa did for her booty. Thanks.

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  44. Jojo | September 11, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    She makes me get a boner every time. I don’t care what most of you say.

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  45. Vajayjay | September 11, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Why can she show her bum-bum. It is her best feature, no? At least JLO let’s us see her butt buckets, and Jennifer Love Hewitt gave us a little taste. We want to see the hind quarters!

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  46. gigi | September 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    So,So sick of her. What is her talent again. Oh yeah I forgot taping x-rated video and dating Reggie Bush. She has no morals and always wants the spotlight. Remember bodies like hers come a dime a dozen. It is what is on the inside that counts. She is not the type of girl you would want to take home to mom.(Reggie are you listening?)

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  47. gigi | September 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    So,So sick of her. What is her talent again. Oh yeah I forgot taping x-rated video and dating Reggie Bush. She has no morals and always wants the spotlight. Remember bodies like hers come a dime a dozen. It is what is on the inside that counts. She is not the type of girl you would want to take home to mom.(Reggie are you listening?)

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  48. ha | September 11, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Ugh, the protruding abs are not a good look for curvy girls. If you have curves then the waist should be small, not bulging… She looks like a female body-builder.

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  49. frank | September 11, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    why does her face look like tea leoni’s?

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  50. Tami | September 11, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    That is NOT Kim Kardashian in those pics. No way, no how. Doesn’t even remotely look like her. For one thing, she doesn’t have BLUE eyes. The girl is hawking a product, and being deceptive while she’s at it.

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