Kim Kardashian’s Miami store vandalized

May 19th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Because I always enjoy an excuse to post some Goliath ass, Kim Kardashian’s new Dash store in Miami was vandalized this morning, according to TMZ:

We’ve learned Dash, the new South Florida boutique, owned by Kim and her two sisters has been defaced just before the grand opening tomorrow.
The Miami Beach store — which sells clothes and other stuff — is now a crime scene. Cops are there trying to determine if someone broke in and if the vandals were specifically targeting K.K.

Of course, the vandals were targeting Kim Kardashian – because they are Kim Kardashian. Knowing her, she either did it for the publicity or simply swung around too quickly. Let’s assume both.

EDIT: Kourteney updated her blog as I was typing this post and is chalking it up to random gang-related graffiti. You mean like a gang of three sisters? Eh? Hmm?

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. Keithypoo

    Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your……WAIT A MINUTE!….there’s my tire iron!

  2. PATHETIC PEOPLE ALWAYS EXHIST…………………………….especially in america, folks!!

  3. Keithypoo

    But seriously….I would suck Sake out of her ass…..in front of my grandmother. (sah-key, for our uncultured celeb gossip watchers)

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  5. Blah

    Kim looks a lot like Cher. And the pose she is doing with her eyes squinted and lips kinda pursed out looks like J.Lo. I think Kourtney is much prettier and her face is soft and natural…Khloe looks better than ever and lost a ton of weight she actually look skinnier then Kim in these pics.

  6. Mila

    Woot?? Why’s the LOSER BRANDON DAVIS did back there?? Hell, you just gave him a free publicity

  7. Dan Montana

    Too bad she a nigger whore.I’d fuck heer but my dick is too small..could’nt reach her asshole with that ass..shit

    She’s got the best genes in the family…whats up with the stupid gladiator shoes anyway..that s f ..ugly

  8. Dan Montana

    Too bad she a nigger whore.I’d fuck her but my dick is too small..could’nt reach her asshole with that ass..shit

    She’s got the best genes in the family…whats up with the stupid gladiator shoes anyway..that s f ..ugly

  9. A lot of cellulite, and eat too much, and hate to exercise. If the offer was true, I would definitely sign up!

  10. Thomas
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor Khoe tries to be feminine, but she’s just not. Poor thing!

  11. Thomas
    Commented on this photo:

    The Bros will love this shot!

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