Kim Kardashian’s euphemism for a vagina and other news

April 19th, 2010 // 74 Comments

- Sandra Bullock was cheated on with a chick with a swastika on her hooch. She can calculate whatever she wants. [PopEater]

- Larry King is NOT getting a divorce. [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox has been practicing her “pretend face.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Anna Paquin is apparently a gymnast. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Carrie Underwood just made the Baby Jesus cry. If Country Music Awards count as penises. [HollywoodTuna]

- Kate Beckinsale definitely works out. [Popoholic]

- The Case for Ke$ha [TheFABlife]

- Eddie Cibrian heckled at the Country Music Awards. [StarPulse]

- Daniel Craig’s third time as Bond delayed “indefinitely.” [Just Jared]

- Lauren Conrad is hawking Reese’s Peanut Butter cups now. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan fires back at Dr. Drew. [Celebslam]

- Taylor Swift was also at that penis thing with Carrie Underwood. [The Blemish]

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Comments (74)

  1. Birdman | April 19, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    FOIST

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  2. plat blondie | April 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    WTF. what a cunt.

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  3. Lady | April 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Wow… this is so not the same Kim from three years ago: http://jadorefashionblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kim_kardashian.jpg

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  4. antoine bugleboy | April 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Why is she holding it up like that? Is she about to feed it to Khloe or something?

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  5. Lady | April 19, 2010 at 8:45 pm
  6. A. | April 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    What a brainless shrew. I hope that cat dug its nails into her flesh just like she did to the poor creature.

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  7. superficial sucks | April 19, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    hey shit for brains, your links don’t work.

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  8. superficial sucks | April 19, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    at least, the one to celebslam doesn’t.

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  9. xylus | April 19, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    I can has golden shower?

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  10. patrickridyard@yahoo.com | April 19, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    #2 what afuck cunt .p.s kim suck black balls ha ha

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  11. Zenus | April 19, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    Dear Kim Kardashian,

    I hope that you read this because you probably go on sites like this to see the pictures of yourself. You probably dream in your head that every woman fantasizes about being you or looking like you when in reality you make our sex (the female) appear to be something that is nothing but a walking pussy. You, Kim, are a walkng pussy just like the image portrays you to be. You create your own reality and the reason you get so much attention is due to the fact that you are completely ignorant of how spiritually dead you are to the world. You live in people’s most disgusting thoughts and vile parts of the human heart. You are a disgusting person. You will not be remembered in the hearts of your generation and you have defiled what a woman is truly all about. You are lucky that Chloe and the rest of your family stands beside you because they are the only ones that make you look good. You vile, disgusting, and material drive soul who lives in the depths of satans testicles. Please stop taking pictures like this, you look like an asshole smells after having a case of diarhhea.

    Sincerely,

    Your Father

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    • jenjen | July 21, 2010 at 8:19 pm

      HAHAHA i could not have said it better myself.NO kidding she is a dumd ass whore her spoiled ass personality and being a conceited idiot makes her the ugliest person I have seen in my life.Fucking nasty centaur go away!!She can lose all the weight she wants and have the best makeup hair clothes and it still wont help her be attractive.

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  12. Wee-Wee Poohpooh | April 19, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    What’s Kim euphemism for “I like it when I’m bathed in the foamy yellow urine of a 4th rate rapper-wannabee”? Why does she have the exact same “me so sultry” expression in every single photo? Why is anyone interested in the life of this worthless gutter whore?

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  13. Clamhammer | April 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    I’m all for beatin up the pussy, but seriously……..

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  14. Movieskank | April 19, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    That’s fucking disgusting, you are not supposed to pick up a cat by the scruff of its neck. You can hold it in place by its scruff if it’s on the floor, but never pick it up. The only time it’s safely done is by THE MOTHER CAT when they’re kittens.

    sorry, /end rant. I hate this cunt. As much as I hate batshit crazy animal rights groups like PETA, i hope they go after her for this one.

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  15. Theron | April 19, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Jesus christ she is so fucking sexy
    damn
    i would love to just lick her from head to toe
    ooo baby

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  17. Sport | April 19, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    #11 you are my hero. I feel your rage. DIAF Kim.

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  18. hall | April 19, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    @11 YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!! im pretty sure almost everyone that knows about this waste of space feels the way u feel!

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  19. sloppyfart | April 19, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    #11 you are such a gash

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  20. kimmy | April 19, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    @19 what does gash mean?

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  21. O RLY | April 19, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    @ #3 You’re right. That was 3 years ago, and she lost weight.

    @ #11 Seriously? How sad was that?

    @ #14 Relax, that doesn’t hurt the cat.

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  23. farttits | April 19, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    That isn’t a prop you stupid cunt, it’s a living being and you’re causing it pain. Put it down before you injure it.

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  24. farttits | April 19, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    @21 Yes, it does in fact hurt the cat you fucking imbecile. She isn’t supporting its feet and all of the hanging weight is being put on the cat’s neck/spine. If you don’t actually know what you’re talking about do us a favor and shut your ignorant mouth.

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  25. micro sd | April 19, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    Sandra Bullock looks like she’s definitely going to get rid of Jesse James. She’s reportedly moving forward with the divorce, and is back in California for that reason specifically. Sources tell PopEater that Sandra is going thr.

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  26. bop | April 20, 2010 at 12:54 am

    what a stupid bitch
    let go of the cat
    i wish someone would hold you up by the skin on your back

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  27. Nameless | April 20, 2010 at 2:01 am

    Don’t worry…the cat isn’t being hurt. She’s just waiting for it to piss on her since she named it Ray J.

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  29. Luis | April 20, 2010 at 2:46 am

    WOW MEGAN FOX LOOKS LIKE SHIT. BETTER GET THAT NOSE TOUCHED UP AGAIN. YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL SHE DID HER OWN MAKE UP THAT DAY ;-)
    GET BACK INTO THE PHOTO SHOOTS WHERE YOU GET YOUR FACE DONE, MEGAN.

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  30. missfortune | April 20, 2010 at 3:01 am

    @#11 – I think she’s vain too but JC, no need to sign it “your Father.” Seriously, go get some ice cream or good finger bang.

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  31. Rhialto | April 20, 2010 at 4:22 am

    Is she trying to annoy Reggie Bush again?

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  32. Darth | April 20, 2010 at 4:31 am

    I guess somebody is getting a flashback and the cold chills #31.

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  33. Balls McCoy | April 20, 2010 at 4:40 am

    That’s the hottest pic i’ve ever seen of KK. p.s.- all of you crying about the cat. You’re fucking idiots. Learn something before you comment.

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  36. captain america | April 20, 2010 at 7:02 am

    If somebody is allowed to say these things:
    IT’S THIS WOMAN PICTURED HERE, folks!!

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  37. Mike Walker | April 20, 2010 at 7:23 am

    The cat is fine. It’s being supported by its skin, not the neck/spine. Someone needs a lesson in cat anatomy.

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  38. wrecked 'em | April 20, 2010 at 7:36 am

    My dick is so hard from looking at Kim, that that cat couldn’t put a snag in it if it used it as a scratching post.

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  41. Beeotch | April 20, 2010 at 8:26 am

    Someone needs to hold her up by her labia, just as she is holding up that cat. What a whore!

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  43. cc | April 20, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Contrary to popular belief, that is not a good way to hold up an ADULT cat. It is safe for you, that’s what’s important I guess.

    Find someone to piss on your head narcissist.

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  44. cc | April 20, 2010 at 9:17 am

    @11 perfect
    @ 12 good one too

    Why can’t something bad happen to this bitch?

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  45. Pauly | April 20, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Why is no one talking about MEGAN FOX? She looks like complete crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  46. jolene blalock | April 20, 2010 at 9:38 am

    could have been a great pic, whatever she is wearing – and then the random cat jumps into the pic. whats the deal.

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  47. Gando | April 20, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Is this part of some kind of Armenian Ritual?

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  48. bimbamboing | April 20, 2010 at 9:44 am

    That looks like a Darth Vader cat.

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  49. Jessie | April 20, 2010 at 9:44 am

    First off , you don’t grab a cat like that. But besides that, she really is drop dead gorgeous. I don’t care if everyone hates her or not. Her personality has got to go, but beauty she does have and a body.

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  50. Darth | April 20, 2010 at 9:51 am

    As majestic as i am,i was looking for my black PANTHER all over the place (warning:it’s DANGEROUS).Oh wait,how did she find it?!

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