Kim Kardashian’s euphemism for a vagina and other news

- Sandra Bullock was cheated on with a chick with a swastika on her hooch. She can calculate whatever she wants. [PopEater]

- Larry King is NOT getting a divorce. [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox has been practicing her “pretend face.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Anna Paquin is apparently a gymnast. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Carrie Underwood just made the Baby Jesus cry. If Country Music Awards count as penises. [HollywoodTuna]

- Kate Beckinsale definitely works out. [Popoholic]

- The Case for Ke$ha [TheFABlife]

- Eddie Cibrian heckled at the Country Music Awards. [StarPulse]

- Daniel Craig’s third time as Bond delayed “indefinitely.” [Just Jared]

- Lauren Conrad is hawking Reese’s Peanut Butter cups now. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan fires back at Dr. Drew. [Celebslam]

- Taylor Swift was also at that penis thing with Carrie Underwood. [The Blemish]

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