Kim Kardashian’s ass crack will end you

April 9th, 2010 // 456 Comments

Continuing to understand her singular contribution to society, Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi photograph her ass in a bikini again, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. I’m staring into it right now and I’m pretty sure my brain’s about to collapse on itself. Sort of like looking into a black hole only to see the entire universe resting on the back of a turt- No, wait, that’s Kourtney. Can someone get her out of there?

Photos: Splash News

  1. Tanner Brimner
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    Hey Kim, whatcha looking at there :P.

  2. Robinho

    Damn i would fuk her i wanna eat her ass if her ass stanks i dont give a damn! Damn i magine he in a short skiqt

  3. asslover
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    i´d lick her ass before fucking ur butt baby

  4. Inamic
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    I wud put my mid finger in her crack & stir it rigorously so that she feels pain.iwana bath with her,sleep with her& unload all my cum into his hole.

  5. jacko
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    Thank u for your ass babe this masturbation is only for you

  6. they call me.......MR. TIBBS
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    C’mon people her ass isn’t THAT big. Can’t see what all the fuss is about.

  7. raj
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    honey that is beautiful you have a well tonned Butt keep it up

  8. Roy Mabe Jr.

    Kim Kardashian’s ass crack won’t end me, but it makes me think how pretty Kim is and could be if her ass were a little smaller.

  9. john

    It would look like a melted hershey bar if u parted her cheeks

  10. Dr. Rhramad Dhah'd el Zehwuezrwi'i
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    We will be mourning her death as we do Marilyn, Anna Nichole, and others. She’s not going to make it to 30, and we’ll all be to blame.

    Praises be to Allah

  11. sjasdf

    funny how she loses weight everywhere else in her body including her face when she dropped to 108, but not that ass that defies nature and science. obvious butt sugergy and she seemd to have gotten the largest bag of silicone they carried.. possibly two bags of silicone in each cheek? we all saw the before and after.. please stop lying that that fat ass is real.

  12. red ryder

    wouldn’t mind laying by pecker in that crack. problem is she has been fucked by so many black guys, i probably smell like shit!!!

  13. ass

    hey my name is ass and i m crazy for ur ass plzzz give me once i will be very happy…plzzz….otherwise i wanna suck ur boobs…give me one chance

  14. Antares
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    Kim…what’s there to say. If you chance to read this ( by some crazy miracle) you should now – I’d fuck your ass every single day several times until your anus gets all red and swollen and until my dick falls off.

  15. john peeler
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    love you kim you have a sexy butt i just love it.

  16. Loafer
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    @Antares: I bet she’s flattered, you seem like a real smooth talker.

  17. asslovr
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    i wud cum all in that ass…..makes me wanna beat my meat right now

  18. Your refliction

    It’s amusing to me how our society dstracts us from reality.

  19. Crabby Old Geezer
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    I’d eat a mile of shit just to bite it off at her ass!

  20. ass eater

    i would eat that ass for 2,000 ds damn that shit is hot

  21. shaz
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    Yes, you have a lovely butt!

    Unfortunately, that’s all you have.

  22. pos pauly

    id eat a bowl of ceral out of her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. dilshad
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    Definitely Kim is one of ultimate creations of God

  24. racer
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    i would LOVE to watch a turd come out of her ass! also i would wipe her ass with my finger

  25. racer
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    can yo imagine 69ing her? :) licking her vagina while she blows farts in your face! mmmmmmm mex food farts coming out of her anus.

  26. racer
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    I wonder if Kim ever leaves poop stains on the ass part of her thong?

  27. racer
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    I want to be Kim’s personal bathroom ASSistant. This means wiping her ass after she poops. Also if she stains her thong, i would put her over my lap and spank her. I would need a LARGE paddle.

  28. racer
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    how much toilet paper does Kim use after she takes a BIG poop?

  29. racer
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    nice cunt…..i want to smell crotch of her bikini panties after she had them on for 12 hours under a pair of tight jeans. mmmmmmmm

  30. racer
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    I wonder how big Kim’s last turd was
    Ill bet she leaves brown stains on her bikinis.

  31. debi
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    i would never be jeoulous of kim k butt. find a swinsuit that fits ur ass.i dont have a big ass and im glad even though its popular. everybody no’s that u have one but be classy about it

  32. racer
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    i would eat that turd

  33. jackcash
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    I’d lick her hole

  34. miami305
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    i would lick that crack all day thank God for Kim K i’d tap that all day i’d love to get a lap dance from her

  35. racer
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    I would take Kim to lunch at McDonalds, and have her eat a big mac with large fries…..ill bet the next day her turd would be 12 inches long

  36. racer

    I wonder how many times lovely Kim wipes her ass after she take a BIG poop?

  37. salim edres
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    Ilove you kim kardshian

  38. Lee

    I’d fuck her just to get her lips on my junk.

  39. Sam H.

    Damn, I’d fuck that ass!

  40. Alan

    1. Only I would be able to please her fine ass if she was sitting on my face.
    2. You dumb bitches saying she is ugly are just jealous because YOU are ugly. Guys who diss on her are gay, either way, fuck off.
    3. She needs to sit on my face and smother me with that ass and pussy.

  41. tg

    suck it

  42. Dudey

    Thats what happens when you stretch your ass wide open so the entire world can fuck it. She’s got a face like a robber’s dog anyway.

  43. Big Dalton

    what you people fail to see is the whole thing is a setup photo shoot. In reality, this bitch has so much cellulite and cottage cheese to make you puke for a year. It’s you fuckin idiots why this peace of lard is even famous.

  44. Chumley

    Would love to get my big cock working in and out of that thing..

  45. Richard

    Looking straight into the fist-sized abyss. Bring a flashlight, just in case you fall in. Then you can roam around until you see daylighrt.

  46. Richard

    Beware of the fist-sized abyss! Carry a gas-mask, flashlight, rubber hip-waders, snacks and bottled water – in case you fall in. Then roam around until you find daylight. But be patient. This could take awhile.

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