Kim Kardashian’s ass crack will end you
Continuing to understand her singular contribution to society, Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi photograph her ass in a bikini again, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. I’m staring into it right now and I’m pretty sure my brain’s about to collapse on itself. Sort of like looking into a black hole only to see the entire universe resting on the back of a turt- No, wait, that’s Kourtney. Can someone get her out of there?