Kim Kardashian’s ass crack will end you

April 9th, 2010 // 454 Comments

Continuing to understand her singular contribution to society, Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi photograph her ass in a bikini again, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. I’m staring into it right now and I’m pretty sure my brain’s about to collapse on itself. Sort of like looking into a black hole only to see the entire universe resting on the back of a turt- No, wait, that’s Kourtney. Can someone get her out of there?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Racer X

    THAT’S AN ASS!!!

    +10

    /I’d ATM that!!!!

  2. Racer X

    #92-94 You sound FAT.

  3. Rank-A-Skank

    I’d give her a 5……eh…..

  4. Chris

    Yeah hellcat, pictures of her standing on the beach have been photoshopped. Fuck some people are stupid.

    Anyways, my God, what I would give to fuck that ass. It’ll never happen but one can dream.

  5. JOHN

    Lmao im actually a guy and sorry to crush your lil dreams but aint fat just honest! But uhh @102 u sound hella stupid and ugly/obese…..

    @104 CHRIS U SOUND LIKE A RETARD AND GAY! YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO INTELLECT OR ANY COMMON SENSE

  6. BF18

    How come no one has commented on the little brown thing hanging off her lower right ass cheek? Dont get me wrong – I’d gladly die being suffocated by that awesome shitter – but you guys usually pick up on the slightest deformity……

  7. HAHA

    You’ll never stop me from posting motherfucker!!!

  8. danny

    and than i jizzed in my pants

  9. kay

    I now understand why she always wear a wrap when she’s at beach and that’s because of her huge ass crack! But what I don’t get is why doesn’t she just buy a bigger size bottom??

  10. Nameless

    Anyone else notice this chick got ass like the Mariana Trench?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Marianatrenchmap.png

  11. blackamerica

    i aint never seen an ass like that. you know the eminem song. yea that one. this is one of the asses of the year. hats of to you mommy you wear it well keep up the good work. theres a lot of flat booty bitches talkin trash but they need to eat there red beans and rice to. WOW what a beatiful ass. even these hoes talking shit would what to palm that ass. SKINNY ASSES HAVE NO BUSINESS IN THIS WORLD!! i would love to see your faces if me and kim was on a porno. ill call it MELON ASS MEETS MONSTER BLACK COCK. eat your hearts out skinny hoes.

  12. GetReal

    This is great! How is it that you people don’t see the plastic surgery here?!! That big behind + Boobs + lips + cheekbones (and some lipo) is what a lot of money can buy! Perhaps it’s time we take a look at the work of her doctor rather than comment on her bodacious “curves”!?

  13. This is great! How is it that you people don’t see the plastic surgery here?!! That big behind + Boobs + lips + cheekbones (and some lipo) is what a lot of money can buy! Perhaps it’s time we take a look at the work of her doctor rather than comment on her bodacious “curves”!?

  14. Elle

    When did she do that sex tape like 4 years ago, and people are still debating if she had ass implants. Enough with the debate, yes she has ass implants and everything else to look perfect and when thats not enough she has someone airbrush her as evident in these photos, however the final product is beautiful just not natural.

  15. BI

    @111 BLACKAMERICA YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY UGLY AND GHETTO PROLLY HAVE NO CLASS OR EDUCATION! IM SORRY BUT BLACK PEOPLE SPECIALLY BLACK GUYS HAVE VERY LOW STANDARDS YOU GUYS WILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! HER BUTT IS BIG BUT NOT SEXIY ITS UNSHAPELY AND SLOPPY! IT JUST LOOKS ALIEN LIKE!

    JLO AND JESSICA BIEL HAVE THE IDEAL BUTTS

    I DNT THINK PEOPLE ARE HATING HER CUS OF HER BIG “ASS” PEOPLE ARE JUST TRIED OF THIS TRASHY SLUT BECAUSE THERES NOTHING SHES GOOD FOR I MEAN WHO CARES! AND PEOPLE MIGHT ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE FACT THAT SHE THINKS SHE CAN FOOL PEOPLE WITH THESE RETOUCHED PHOTOS! ITS JUST SCREAMS IM FAKE AND DESPERATE ON HER BEHALF

  16. Emmie

    It looks like she got double ZZ’s on her behind. If you people can’t see that her bootie is fake, then you are blind. If you like the silicone look, good for you, but c’mon, at least admit that no one, not even black girls who have great booties, have one like that. Seriously though…admit it…the girl got but implants!

  17. Mandy

    #106 That’s just the strings from the ties on the side of her bathing suit. It looks like it might have a metal tip on the end? You can just see the very tip of it peaking around her butt cheek.

  18. Lindsay

    Man there are some assholes commenting here. I personally think she got but implants, (like Heidi did) to boost her fame, but either way she has an INCREDIBLE body, like one that looks fake (you can argue that it is) but nevertheless, she works hard (rather to pay for it or work out) and that isn’t something to hate on.
    If you guys are so sick of ‘FAKE ASS PLASTIC WHORES” go date the girl next door, but guess what – you’re too superficial for that and you’d rather date the hot, platinum blond with fake tits.
    I know, I was shocked too.

  19. Lindsay

    *butt. hahah

  20. cute_artsy

    @115

    first of EWW.

    Second . . .

    It’s very amusing how you are claiming that blacks have no class when you are using made up words like “prolly” and typing in all caps like you are some sort of idiot. I have a feeling that you don’t know what class is, because obviously you are quite ignorant. I think Kim is beautiful and she may have had work done, but who hasn’t? And besides she’s a lot better of than most people both with and without the alleged work, so why even make a fuss? I will admit I do get really annoyed by Ray J, I can’t lie . . . but I love the Kardashians ;-)

  21. 54agj

    you can actually SEE the airbrushing on these.
    this woman is pretty but my godddd, realize that you’re not perfect.

  22. Kiara

    i like kim..set aside from the fact that the whole family is annoying and they are money grubbing whores!! The girl is naturally beautiful but for her to go all out to be fake is sad..its just what i call being greedy..your already blessed with looks but yet and still you want more..Perfection is unattainable and sadly thats is what she is looking for..her ass is entirely to swoll ppl arent fools we know that shit aint real..and for her to continously keep saying..”my ass is all natural and real” is bunch of bullshit!! we like u if your try to be yourself..which is a pattern protrayed not to often in fakelywood! ps the ass crack showing isnt cute not even for you KIM!

  23. Kiara

    i like kim but i must admit seeing her constantly and the whole entire football team of a family is becoming irritating! she is already naturally a beautiful girl (no homo) but damn i know that her ass being that swoll is not real. Idk who she think she is fooling but Im not buying it!! She’s greedy money hungry and dumb as hell!! I have not listened to some1 speak and just could not stand the shit that escapes from her retarded mouth..Kim your lime light in the media is long been over due..can u do every1 a favor and hide in a cave deep somewhere away from the immediate population and maybe society as a whole!!??

  24. kathy

    when you are only famous for a sex tape, it makes since that you have to have your own photo op to stay relevant!!!!

  25. Princess

    wowwwwwwww what a surprise. jealous girls who would do anything to have a body like that, spew out their hatred. You all act like you’ve never seen an hourglass-shaped, proportionally gifted and stacked woman before. Furthermore, you all sound ANGRY! Saying “who cares about her?!?!” Obviously you do. She has great measurements and trust me I’ve seen many natural girls , including Armenian girls, with this kind of figure. A huge, round ass on otherwise thinner features is not out of the question! I see the photoshop, yes, but the booty (AND the boobs) are definitely NOT fake. And also, it looks great and is pretty desirable when you crack the subconscious of the male brain. So stop hating! You know your man will be checking out a body like that when he sees it. Even the guys who typically don’t go for this look, and stick with their yardstick shaped chicks. It’s probably because they never had a chance.

  26. Cat

    Totally retouched… and not well, I might add. In photo 8, the back of her thigh is a different color and they left part of what they intended to shave off. Her butt is probably that big, but I am going to assume that everything else isn’t that small.. Except her boobs of course. Obviously natural. Obviously.

  27. Liz

    After reviewing some of the posts under these pictures, I only wanted to respond to one thing… those about Kim being “fake.” The girl is naturally very curvy, and believe it or not, she had those boobs at age 14! If you don’t believe me, look up pictures. She might have had implants recently (if ever, or perhaps a breast lift) but she was gifted with those boobs at a young age. I’m pretty sure nothing else about her is fake…. she wears make up and prances around in a bikini… so what. I don’t get why certain people spew such hatred over it. I actually give the girl props for embracing her curves & not trying to be super skinny like a lot of the girls in Hollywood.

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  29. wowza

    i normally *only* go for super skinny white girls — anorexic fetish anyone? — but nevertheless, i basically just jizzed my pants immediately upon seeing this. my head is confused but my cock is not. fapworthy to an extreme.

  30. bob

    Plumbers around the world would kill to have a crack like that.

  31. girl

    Stop the hate. She has a spectacular ass and I am a chick and I think it is incredible. J-Lo-esque. It is natural.. see her mother? Welcome to her future. Maybe it will go terribly wrong someday, but for now, rock your teeny bikini- lady.
    And if it is retouched, who cares? It looks great… and I will employ a team of retouchers for my next surf-side frolic, thanks for the tip, Kim.

    I believe those breasts to be the genuine article too. She’s pretty, with a great body. Get over it. Not all of us were built to look like Grimace. Get off of your flabby asses an onto a bicycle if you want a nice ass. Been riding for years and I have yet to hear a disparaging word.

    Bravo Kim.

  32. captain america

    everything is “Under Controle”, houston!!

  33. girl

    Actually, upon closer inspection- the boobs are fake. But the ass is all Kim.

  34. heather

    I love her family.. but hate her shes so stuck up and think shes better then everyone else its sad. theres something wrong with her ass if she cant feel that half of it is not inside her bottom really? i mean did she pump too much meds into her fat ass she cant feel it fall off.

    lol i agree she is prob famus for her butt and nothing else. sadness

  35. Darth

    Is this the Grand Canyon?

  36. Rhialto

    This could have been a new challenge for Christo,R.I.P..

  37. Gando

    #137
    He himself is still alive.Is he doing bikini-designs nowadays?

  38. bimbamboing

    (((((((BIM)))))))

    (((((((BAM))))))

    ((((((BOING))))))

    ??hello??

  39. miguel

    hey #14, she is white , stupidone.

  40. NotImpressed

    Sure she’s rockin the curves, but why doesn’t she at least buy a bathing suit bottom that fits?! No matter what trend she thinks she’s starting, ass cleavage is not in, she looks sloppy!

  41. chopper

    AIR BRUSHED. she is nowhere near that smooth.

  42. mondo270

    these pictures remind me of that old grainy film of big foot walking.

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  44. Dan

    WTF?

    The perfect ass…

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  46. Zeus

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

  47. WHITEY

    @135 shes actually known for her sex tape with ray j and how could say kim thinks shes better than otheer people? im pretty sure kim knows shes trashy low class money hungry cunt…after she leaked her own sex tape.

    @132 please dont compare jlo butt to this thing at least jlo doesnt wear spandex under dresses enough said! and you reallly sound like a mexican idiot!! how are you going to say flabby asses but yet defend the lady with the flabbiest butt ever

  48. Kayla

    Can’t believe all you dumb-asses (no pun intended) don’t realize that those are BUTT IMPLANTS. Why the fuck do you think she’s been so afraid of being photographed from behind? Because anyone with half a brain who sees that shit knows it’s FUCKING FAKE!

  49. amanda

    ALL I GATTA SAY IS THIS GIRL IS PLAIN TRASH.. I MEAN COMMON NOW.. EVEN IF SHE IS PRETTY .. PULL UP YOUR DAMN BIKINI BOTTOM.. SHES SO FULL OF HERSELF SHE THINKS SHES PERFECT BUT YET.. GIRLS DONT GO TO THE BEACH WITH MAKEUP! SHE DOES BC SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITHOUT MAKEUP! AND HER TITS ARE FREAKINNN SAGGGY

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