Kim Kardashian’s ass crack will end you

April 9th, 2010 // 454 Comments

Continuing to understand her singular contribution to society, Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi photograph her ass in a bikini again, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. I’m staring into it right now and I’m pretty sure my brain’s about to collapse on itself. Sort of like looking into a black hole only to see the entire universe resting on the back of a turt- No, wait, that’s Kourtney. Can someone get her out of there?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. That’s one BIG butt.

    I think that butt is the only thing she’s famous for, sadly.

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  2. eatme

    quit fucking double posting you interweb ignoramuses

  3. eatme

    quit fucking double posting you interweb ignoramuses

  4. You're nobody till somebody Rough you

    I feel like singing

    *Woooo your ass is simply the best, ping, pong, ping pong, Better than all the rest….ping, pong, ping, pong…you even have endless crack*….

    I have a few suggestion ideas for Tina Turner if she wants to re-shoot that video staring Kimmy K.

  5. Mike

    I’d bury my face so far in that ass it’d have to be surgically removed!!!

  6. hohoho

    That ass is bigger than Rhode Island!

  7. whatthe

    Someone obviously Photoshopped or air-brushed out all of the dimples. It’s pathetic how hard Kim tries to cover up the fact that she has a cottage cheese ass.

  8. undahpresha

    Strictly amateur hour whoever retouched these photos. You can see it in the close-ups where there are ultra-smooth spots. The artist should have brought in a little “noise” to the surface to blend it down a little better.
    Having said that….I’d still eat that ass.

  9. ZippytheWonderSlug

    I love this woman.

  10. kingofbeer

    Wow that is awesome!

  11. Randal

    Kim is such a Godess it defines creation!

    It’s difficult to find, in today’s industry, a woman who has such deadly and natural curves with the arcane knowledge of an actress. Her hit reality show is just a blink compared the photographs she takes the time to pose for, showing off her perfection.

    Randal

  12. TheJoker07

    Perfection.

  13. mark

    She’s so FAT she can’t get a bikini to fit her FAT a$$

  14. Gar

    TRANSSEXUAL THAT HAS SEX WITH GROIDS

  15. Naked Chicks Rule

    I’m sprung, because I know that butt is stuffed.

  16. Dork

    Thank you God.

  17. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  18. PunkA

    Pic 4 looks like the famous Big Foot photo. Exact same pose position. Of course, it makes perfect sense as Kim’s sitter is a Yetti.

  19. fergdawg

    damn that is a fuckin hot ghetto booty! so does anyone still think she’s wearing butt pads? hell no!

  20. Rasputins Liver

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    I don’t know what the hell that is, but I do know it ain’t no ass. least ways no normal ass. ‘S like she’s gotta 5th wheel connected to her.

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    Bubble butts be gross, man. Only black dudes who suffer from and or are raised into some sort of twisted country-ghetto deep fat fried Oedipal complex, country-ghetto white trash hillbilly chub chasers and cracked out, methed out tweakers’d get all turned on by the grotesque like Pork Butt Kardashian, Coco, etc.

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    I mean, dig Ice-T an’ all, but the man ain’t right in the brain pan if he thinks that tractor-trailer rig known as his wife is sexy.

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    Fuckin’ weirdo lard ass chaser fetishists. Somethin’ wrong in their brain makeup.

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  21. Rasputins Liver

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    I don’t know what the hell that is, but I do know it ain’t no ass. least ways no normal ass. ‘S like she’s gotta 5th wheel connected to her.

    *
    Bubble butts be gross, man. Only black dudes who suffer from and or are raised into some sort of twisted country-ghetto deep fat fried Oedipal complex, country-ghetto white trash hillbilly chub chasers and cracked out, methed out tweakers’d get all turned on by the grotesque like Pork Butt Kardashian, Coco, etc.

    *
    I mean, dig Ice-T an’ all, but the man ain’t right in the brain pan if he thinks that tractor-trailer rig known as his wife is sexy.

    *

    Fuckin’ weirdo lard ass chaser fetishists. Somethin’ wrong in their brain makeup..

    *

  22. fergdawg

    hahaha @71 what can i say, we all like different kind. so am i the punk cause i think she’s fine? dont know what to tell you. hahaha

    ps- that babe Coco is damn fine too.

    damn fine.

  23. Kelley

    I think think it’s an implant … definite outlines there …

  24. fergdawg

    oh shit i mean @72&73

  25. whattheshit

    I realize she’s a damned idiot, but DAMN, SHE’S FINE.

  26. Empress

    she is soooo gorgeous. makes me proud to be an armenian girl. Alot of people think she is fake because they can’t believe some ethnic makeups out there that allow such a fine division of body fat :)

  27. chelsea

    ewwwww.

  28. KKWindy

    Imagine the gigantic turds that come out of that gigantic, deformed ass.
    When will this stupid trend with fat asses end?

  29. Alex

    Dont you guys remember when she had a face so GORGEOUS that I had to ignore the fat and everything. WTF happened? I was thinking it’s the weight loss and the fat could no longer hide her man face…but now Im thinking it could of been some terrible plastic surgery.

  30. Andrewq

    bahahahahahahaha I’m extremely surprised unnecessary stars weren’t included in these photos hahahahahahaha

  31. desperatekimmy

    why does kim’s ass seem to inflate and deflate with every picture taken?. it never stays one consistent size. anyone who has seen a natural booty would know that kim’s ass is suspect. i can’t believe that such a naturally pretty girl would mess with her face and body like that by abusing plastic surgery. And she knew that bikini bottom didn’t fit, she probably just got a fresh load of ass injections and wanted to show them off.
    these pictures are for reggie to see, desperation is ugly.

  32. TRUTH TELLER

    @ 51
    shes actually famous for the sex tape she leaked herself!! Remember the one ray jay was pissing on her and screwed her from the back??/

    ANYWAY I agree with the other comments that say these photos have been retouched/photoshoped!!! CLEARLY IF YOU ARE SMART AND HAVE SOME KINDA COMMO SENSE YOU COULD TELL!! SERIOUSLY GO GOOGLE HER IN SOME UNTOUCHED PHOTOS!!

    THE PICTURES ARE SO PHOTOSHOPED!!!

    THI LADY IS SOOO DESPERATE! SERISOULY IT DOESNT GET MORE LOW CLASS THAN THIS TRASH!

  33. TRUTH TELLER

    @ 51
    shes actually famous for the sex tape she leaked herself!! Remember the one ray jay was pissing on her and screwed her from the back??/

    ANYWAY I agree with the other comments that say these photos have been retouched/photoshoped!!! CLEARLY IF YOU ARE SMART AND HAVE SOME KINDA COMMO SENSE YOU COULD TELL!! SERIOUSLY GO GOOGLE HER IN SOME UNTOUCHED PHOTOS!!

    THE PICTURES ARE SO PHOTOSHOPED!!!

    THI LADY IS SOOO DESPERATE! SERISOULY IT DOESNT GET MORE LOW CLASS THAN THIS TRASH!

  34. dude

    this is the first shot of her in a couple years that made me wanna fap

  35. aolmo

    nothing about her is armenian man…..get off that shit….her nationality = whore

    dont bring any races into the discussion when talking about cunts

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  37. That ass is not natural, sorry Kim. I can’t help but stare at it though.

  38. benny

    Those are some monster cheeks!! Makes me wanna take a pee on her or somethin….

  39. Jimmy

    I want to own the lens that captured this wide angle shot. Her ass stretches across more than one time zone at least. I can only capture one time zone with my $1500 lens. I will go into debt to get the lens that took the photo of this continental shelf plus ass and a half. Talk about an ass, but then she redefines ass. I’ll bet you could bounce feathers on that set of Himalayan mounds!

  40. JOHN

    PHOTOSHOPED WORSHIPING GHETTO CUNT!! WTFF I WISH THESE TRASHDASHIANS WOULD DISAPPEAR THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT GIVE EM ANY AIR TIME ARE E. CHANNEL!!! WTF FOR? ITS BEYOND ME!! I BET YOU THE WHOLE FAMILY FUCKS RYAN AND THE PRESIDENT OF E. TED HARPER!! THATS WHY CHELSEA HANDLER TALKS SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRASHDAINS! SHE ALWAYS SAYS GOOD MADE UP SHIT ABOUT THEM AND SAYS SHE CANT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE E FAMILY MEANWHILE SHE ATTACKS EVERYONE FROM DENISE RICHARD’S WHO MIND YOU HAD A SHOW ON E. AND THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR! WTF!! SERIOUSLY CHELSEA HATES ALL THE A LIST CELEBS THAT WORK AND HAVE SHIT GOING FOR THEM SHE ONLY LIKES THE TRASHDAINS CUS THEYRE BLOW HER AND THEIR FAT WITH COTTAGE CHEESE BODIES! SHE HATES ALL THE SEXI CELEBS LIKE MEGAN FOX ANGIE JOLIE KATE HUDSON BEYONCE ETC BASICALLY EVERYONE SHE WISHES SHE HAD THEIR STAR POWER!!! UGH IM SOO SICK OF THESE TRASHIANS GROSS!!! MONEY HUNGARY LAME FAME WHORES WHO CALL THEIR ON PAPARAZZI TO END ON SOME SITE!! PEOPLE SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION!!

    AND TO ALL THOSE FAT GIRLS THAT LOVE KIM TRASHDIAN CUS YOU DUMB UNEDUCATED RETARDS THINK SHE IS “REPPING” THE FATIES WELL GUESS WHAT SHE HATES THE FACT SHES BEEN CALLED FULL FIGURED SHES SLOWLY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE TITLE AND SHE EVEN GOT PISSED OFF WHEN FOREVER 21 SAID SHE WAS PLUS SIZED!! SHE GOT SO PISSED SHE EVEN SAID FUCK YOU IM SIZE 2! LMAO!! YEA RIGHT KIM WE BELIEVE YOU! ANYWAY THIS LADY IS SUCHA LOW LIFE

    AND I FIND IT SOOO FUNNY THAT AFTER ONLY FEW DAYS SHE STARTED TO SHOW HER BEHIND. AND IT WAS LIKE FEW DAYS AGO WHEN ON THIS SITE EVERYONE WAS SAYING SHE CALLED HER OWN PAPARAZZI AND IT WAS ALL A SET UP TO NOT SHOT HER FROM THE BACK AND THE NEXT DAY SHE SHOWED HER BUTT AND ITS WASNT A CLOSE UP AND TODAY THE CLOSE UP ONES ARE RETOUCHED!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD FOOLING??? I MEAN REALLY?????

    SHE CLEARLY VISITS THIS SITE AND EVERY GOSSIP SITE CUS SHE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO! OH WAIT NO SHE DOES! SHE HAS A VERY BUSY WORK SCHEDULE!! OH IS THAT SO?? Well, WTF DO U DO KIM??? I MEAN REALLY?? AND I DONT WANNA ANY FAT LAME UNEDUCATED IDIOTS ANSWERING SAYING OH SHE HAS A STORE SHES A BUSINESS WOMAN AND SHE MODELS! OH REALLY??? HAHAHA YOU IDOITS PLEASE GO DIE!! DO U. EVEN KNOW WAT A MODEL IS???

  41. JOHN

    PHOTOSHOPED WORSHIPING GHETTO CUNT!! WTFF I WISH THESE TRASHDASHIANS WOULD DISAPPEAR THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT GIVE EM ANY AIR TIME ARE E. CHANNEL!!! WTF FOR? ITS BEYOND ME!! I BET YOU THE WHOLE FAMILY FUCKS RYAN AND THE PRESIDENT OF E. TED HARPER!! THATS WHY CHELSEA HANDLER TALKS SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRASHDAINS! SHE ALWAYS SAYS GOOD MADE UP SHIT ABOUT THEM AND SAYS SHE CANT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE E FAMILY MEANWHILE SHE ATTACKS EVERYONE FROM DENISE RICHARD’S WHO MIND YOU HAD A SHOW ON E. AND THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR! WTF!! SERIOUSLY CHELSEA HATES ALL THE A LIST CELEBS THAT WORK AND HAVE SHIT GOING FOR THEM SHE ONLY LIKES THE TRASHDAINS CUS THEYRE BLOW HER AND THEIR FAT WITH COTTAGE CHEESE BODIES! SHE HATES ALL THE SEXI CELEBS LIKE MEGAN FOX ANGIE JOLIE KATE HUDSON BEYONCE ETC BASICALLY EVERYONE SHE WISHES SHE HAD THEIR STAR POWER!!! UGH IM SOO SICK OF THESE TRASHIANS GROSS!!! MONEY HUNGARY LAME FAME WHORES WHO CALL THEIR ON PAPARAZZI TO END ON SOME SITE!! PEOPLE SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION!!

    AND TO ALL THOSE FAT GIRLS THAT LOVE KIM TRASHDIAN CUS YOU DUMB UNEDUCATED RETARDS THINK SHE IS “REPPING” THE FATIES WELL GUESS WHAT SHE HATES THE FACT SHES BEEN CALLED FULL FIGURED SHES SLOWLY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE TITLE AND SHE EVEN GOT PISSED OFF WHEN FOREVER 21 SAID SHE WAS PLUS SIZED!! SHE GOT SO PISSED SHE EVEN SAID FUCK YOU IM SIZE 2! LMAO!! YEA RIGHT KIM WE BELIEVE YOU! ANYWAY THIS LADY IS SUCHA LOW LIFE

    AND I FIND IT SOOO FUNNY THAT AFTER ONLY FEW DAYS SHE STARTED TO SHOW HER BEHIND. AND IT WAS LIKE FEW DAYS AGO WHEN ON THIS SITE EVERYONE WAS SAYING SHE CALLED HER OWN PAPARAZZI AND IT WAS ALL A SET UP TO NOT SHOT HER FROM THE BACK AND THE NEXT DAY SHE SHOWED HER BUTT AND ITS WASNT A CLOSE UP AND TODAY THE CLOSE UP ONES ARE RETOUCHED!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD FOOLING??? I MEAN REALLY?????

    SHE CLEARLY VISITS THIS SITE AND EVERY GOSSIP SITE CUS SHE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO! OH WAIT NO SHE DOES! SHE HAS A VERY BUSY WORK SCHEDULE!! OH IS THAT SO?? Well, WTF DO U DO KIM??? I MEAN REALLY?? AND I DONT WANNA ANY FAT LAME UNEDUCATED IDIOTS ANSWERING SAYING OH SHE HAS A STORE SHES A BUSINESS WOMAN AND SHE MODELS! OH REALLY??? HAHAHA YOU IDOITS PLEASE GO DIE!! DO U. EVEN KNOW WAT A MODEL IS???

  42. JOHN

    PHOTOSHOPED WORSHIPING GHETTO CUNT!! WTFF I WISH THESE TRASHDASHIANS WOULD DISAPPEAR THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT GIVE EM ANY AIR TIME ARE E. CHANNEL!!! WTF FOR? ITS BEYOND ME!! I BET YOU THE WHOLE FAMILY FUCKS RYAN AND THE PRESIDENT OF E. TED HARPER!! THATS WHY CHELSEA HANDLER TALKS SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRASHDAINS! SHE ALWAYS SAYS GOOD MADE UP SHIT ABOUT THEM AND SAYS SHE CANT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE E FAMILY MEANWHILE SHE ATTACKS EVERYONE FROM DENISE RICHARD’S WHO MIND YOU HAD A SHOW ON E. AND THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR! WTF!! SERIOUSLY CHELSEA HATES ALL THE A LIST CELEBS THAT WORK AND HAVE SHIT GOING FOR THEM SHE ONLY LIKES THE TRASHDAINS CUS THEYRE BLOW HER AND THEIR FAT WITH COTTAGE CHEESE BODIES! SHE HATES ALL THE SEXI CELEBS LIKE MEGAN FOX ANGIE JOLIE KATE HUDSON BEYONCE ETC BASICALLY EVERYONE SHE WISHES SHE HAD THEIR STAR POWER!!! UGH IM SOO SICK OF THESE TRASHIANS GROSS!!! MONEY HUNGARY LAME FAME WHORES WHO CALL THEIR ON PAPARAZZI TO END ON SOME SITE!! PEOPLE SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION!!

    AND TO ALL THOSE FAT GIRLS THAT LOVE KIM TRASHDIAN CUS YOU DUMB UNEDUCATED RETARDS THINK SHE IS “REPPING” THE FATIES WELL GUESS WHAT SHE HATES THE FACT SHES BEEN CALLED FULL FIGURED SHES SLOWLY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE TITLE AND SHE EVEN GOT PISSED OFF WHEN FOREVER 21 SAID SHE WAS PLUS SIZED!! SHE GOT SO PISSED SHE EVEN SAID FUCK YOU IM SIZE 2! LMAO!! YEA RIGHT KIM WE BELIEVE YOU! ANYWAY THIS LADY IS SUCHA LOW LIFE

    AND I FIND IT SOOO FUNNY THAT AFTER ONLY FEW DAYS SHE STARTED TO SHOW HER BEHIND. AND IT WAS LIKE FEW DAYS AGO WHEN ON THIS SITE EVERYONE WAS SAYING SHE CALLED HER OWN PAPARAZZI AND IT WAS ALL A SET UP TO NOT SHOT HER FROM THE BACK AND THE NEXT DAY SHE SHOWED HER BUTT AND ITS WASNT A CLOSE UP AND TODAY THE CLOSE UP ONES ARE RETOUCHED!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD FOOLING??? I MEAN REALLY?????

    SHE CLEARLY VISITS THIS SITE AND EVERY GOSSIP SITE CUS SHE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO! OH WAIT NO SHE DOES! SHE HAS A VERY BUSY WORK SCHEDULE!! OH IS THAT SO?? Well, WTF DO U DO KIM??? I MEAN REALLY?? AND I DONT WANNA ANY FAT LAME UNEDUCATED IDIOTS ANSWERING SAYING OH SHE HAS A STORE SHES A BUSINESS WOMAN AND SHE MODELS! OH REALLY??? HAHAHA YOU IDOITS PLEASE GO DIE!! DO U. EVEN KNOW WAT A MODEL IS???

  43. TheHawtChick

    in the words of Eminem – “I never seen an ASS LIKE THAT”

  44. Mandy

    Usually, I like Kim. I’m like her, very small in most areas, but a big ol’ booty! I think she’s a very beautiful woman!! That said, she needs to stop kidding herself. Just because you buy it in a small does NOT mean that you wear a small. With all the money she has, the girl can afford to buy a properly fitted bathing suit. To me, that doesn’t look sexy… it looks trashy. Why not just get a T back? What is the point in wearing a full coverage bikini bottom if ass is going to be popping out on all sides. She’s got an awesome body. Everything is tight and curvy. BUT THAT BATHING SUIT HAS GOT TO GO!!

    I am 118lbs and I have to buy large underwear. It doesn’t bother me. She needs to be real with herself.

  45. Loverboy

    What is wrong with everyone???Those are butt implants….Trust me i know.

  46. gigi

    wow…. Reggie ::ahem:: I mean John, how do you really feel? lol

  47. michael@mkm.ab.ca

    Just do porn and get it over with.

  48. hellcat

    Liposuction and photoshop.
    I’m not being mean, that’s what you are looking at.
    If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

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