Continuing to understand her singular contribution to society, Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi photograph her ass in a bikini again, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. I’m staring into it right now and I’m pretty sure my brain’s about to collapse on itself. Sort of like looking into a black hole only to see the entire universe resting on the back of a turt- No, wait, that’s Kourtney. Can someone get her out of there?
Photos: Splash News
Jake | April 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
mmmmmmmm what a bodacious booty
Tommyboy | December 28, 2010 at 10:26 am
Damn i would fuck the shit out of kim kardashian, i would fuck her in the pussy and ass yummm!!!!
sick | April 14, 2011 at 3:47 am
i rather have anal/oral/sex with 13yo chloe moretz than stuffing my cock in that bitch ass…
I hate to "Click Here" | April 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
The Grand Canyon is very jealous right about now.
Jen | April 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
HOLY ASS CRACK
Duke Nukem | April 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm
She must have lost some weight and thus feels ok with shots of her ass now. And I must say, I’m impressed. A huge ass, yes, but she’s pretty toned considering the size of that behemoth. Definitely a unique looking body.
Philipp | April 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm
good thing we have her sex tape so we can see everything lol
Gweb | April 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm
It would look even better covered in man pudding.
Mark | April 9, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I would lick her crack from front to back.
Bob | April 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm
She’s so hot!!!! god what I’d give to bury my face in that ass bururrrhrhbhurrrrr nom, nom, nom….. =)
dog | January 8, 2011 at 5:53 pm
lol
julio | March 14, 2011 at 6:04 pm
LOL. FUCKING BRILLIANT LMFAO!!
çiçekçi | April 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm
voood good very good
Crusty | April 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm
ok ok ok, we’ve fulfilled our collective need to see this chick’s ass crack. can we please get back to focusing on her motorboat quality boobs?
Thanks for listening.
One of the masses | April 9, 2010 at 3:56 pm
ICK!
One of the masses | April 9, 2010 at 3:56 pm
ICK!
Resveratrol Healthblog | April 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
That is unreal O_O what does she do to get it like that?
Oh come on now! | April 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm
You guys really need to move to LA. if you come to the Glendale/Burbank part of California you’ll realize that asses like these are a dime a dozen. Armenian girls pretty much rule the scale when it come to a LA 10, and they beat every single skinny white ass every time.
I feel blesses that I have the eyes to see this every day of my life. i love my Armenian girlfriend and her outstanding backside!
Joey | December 20, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Yes…but unfortunately you also you need to shave her ass weekly…
doogie | April 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
She is so hot.
Too bad her pussy pry looks like roof beast after a couple of huge dicked, std infected animals tore into her.
Bitch is dumb.
doogie | April 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
She is so hot.
Too bad her pussy pry looks like shredded roast beef after a couple of huge dicked, std infected animals tore into her.
Bitch is dumb.
Fish = Perez | April 9, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I think Perez bought out thesuperficial.com. There is no other reason for the writer’s obvious disgust with female body parts.
jamie | April 9, 2010 at 4:07 pm
watch more crack pics of her
ilaunch.info/kim_kardashian.html
wizeguy | April 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm
new implants ….overdue …
the original ones were ready to hit the floor …
hg | April 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm
SO SICK OF THIS NASTY, FAKE SKANK
Rogue | April 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm
@ 14 … yep. ‘Tis true.
Vo | April 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm
She looks better than ever. A break up can do that sometimes.
KK | April 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm
kim whoredashian, half naked. what a big surprise.
i wonder how many papps she called this time to take pics of her.
mow | April 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm
nothing more than a plastic whore
Urbanspaceman | April 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm
She’s a goddess, perfect in every way and how she got that way is unimportant.
Tony | April 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm
i do a lot of airbrush work. from a quick review of picture 7 id say it has work done on the stomach above the swimsuit near her crotch and on her legs. Also on the bottom of her butt where it meets the leg there is an unnatural indent She most likely had them taken, touched up, and released herself. Unless the paps are into airbrushing now.
ugh | April 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm
seriously the most vapid, talentless waste of space ever. aren’t her 15 minutes of fame up yet?
suckhole | April 9, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Who wrote this, and is he mentally retarded, or just gay?
G. Whizz | April 9, 2010 at 4:20 pm
It’s so unusual to see her frolicking in liquids that DIDN’T spew forth from the penis of a 4th rate rapper. The whore’s ass is nasty and she’s handled more black penis than a prison urologist. You’d have to strap a 2×4 to your ass and wrap a snow tire around your dick before you mounted that gaping crevice. Plus she’d probably try to eat you right after.
sally | April 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm
@14- is this why everyone thinks i look armenian too? i have a BIG butt, but i’m skinny everywhere else and i’m not armenian, i’m latin. i always get asked if i’m an armo. maybe this is it.
julio | March 14, 2011 at 6:09 pm
get your picture up then so we can all make constructive criticism….. or just a good letch!
doofus | April 9, 2010 at 4:27 pm
so this is what 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag looks like….
yuck | April 9, 2010 at 4:29 pm
everything about this skank is FAKE.
guest | April 9, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I agree with #26 Tony. These pics and all of Kim’s so called “candid” bikini pics are all touched up. I have seen some black and white pics of Kim(these are on the internet) that had not been photoshopped yet. It a full baithing suit zebra print I believe and Kim has a huge dent in the side of her right thigh. There is no dent in these pictures and therefore touched up.
Tina | April 9, 2010 at 4:35 pm
BITCH THAT BIKINI DOES NOT FIT YOU GODDAMNIT GET A LIFE YOU STUPID CUNT OF A WHORE!
THERE WORDS FOR KIM KARDASHIAN:
DUMPSTER
CUNT
WHORE
Photoshop Police | April 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm
26 and 33 are full of crap. no-one who actually retouches photos calls it ‘airbrushing’ any more.
’nuff said.
netstarman | April 9, 2010 at 4:46 pm
If she farts we are all done for. Screw the earthquakes her ass-blasting will take out San Diego in a instant.
Alex | April 9, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Somebody’s PISSED at Reggie. Only way to explain it.
havoc | April 9, 2010 at 4:48 pm
THAT is the most awesome thing I’ve seen today.
What an ass……
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MR. T | April 9, 2010 at 4:54 pm
#14 & #21 yeah but who the fuck would want to live in a shithole place like California? The State is going broke, they tax anything that doesn’t move, horrible smog, world’s worst traffic…everytime I have been there most everyone was rude, gangsters on every corner…just to look at some armenian ass? Plenty of other asses to look in a lot nicer places…..
Raph | March 4, 2011 at 2:50 pm
That’s just LA. LA is its own little world inside of California full of polution. Not the best representation of California. Northern California has all the nice clean air and beautiful scenery, fresh clean water, natural nature list goes on.
Nick Manning | April 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I don’t care what anyone thinks. I just came when I saw that ass! Arahhhhhh Dropping FUCKING LOADS!!!
Tony | April 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Sorry 35, guess iv been doing it too long. Is digital retouching accurate? Or photochopping?
Nick Manning | April 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I don’t care what anyone thinks. I just came when I saw that ass! Arahhhhhh Dropping FUCKING LOADS!!!
thunderstud | April 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I think she either let her bikini bottom slip off to the side intentionally so we could see her crack or it moved in the water or something and she was slow to fix it. You can plainly see it’s way off where it should be (not that I’m complaining, but…) When’s she gonna post some nude pics of herself? Or some more porn? :)
RonnyB | April 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm
OK, we all saw the sex video. That being said – mount up boys!!! You won’t be the first to ride that horse but there’s still a little buck left in her.
OK, she aint Aphro-freakin-dite. But hey, I would do her just for bragging rights and you know you would too.
Khloe | April 9, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Can you imagine the absolute STANK that is created from that HUGE ass?????
toolboy | April 9, 2010 at 5:20 pm
DONE! Ahhhhhh. Now, where the hell did I put my cheetos…..
TekMoney | April 9, 2010 at 5:22 pm
God damn… she’s on a roll, isn’t she? I hope she stays single for a LONG time if that means we’ll get more Kim K flesh! FUCKING EPIC!!! XD
The Ass Man | April 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Jackie Guerrido has a similar epic ass.
http://www.budster.net/linkpages/jackie-guerrido.htm
Omar | April 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Wow, she’s incredible. Looks like the chicks from a Frank Frazetta painting.
turd da third | April 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
EWWWWWW thats not an asscrack its a freaking endless landing strip for cockroaches..