Kim Kardashian’s debut on Dancing with the Stars

It doesn’t look like she’s dancing so much as moving a refrigerator

Yeah; I want to see him try to LIFT her fat ass over his head. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

… Or even just knee-height. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Why isn’t the show called “Dancing with the Fat Whores”?

She’s “unbalanced” because that ENORMOUS FAT ASS of hers throws her off kilter.

I thought she would have much more personality and spark — but she came across as a charmless dullard with absolutely no athleticism nor dancing ability.

I think this will backfire on her career-wise — it just shows how one-dimensional she really is (just a pretty face and nothing else).

actually she is off balance because of her huge breast implants
remind me again what has this gal DONE
Nothing
she is the dark haired Paris hilton
she has had tons of plastic surgery
her whole family has
and it has not helped her at all
she does not come across as hot and sexy in her dancing
just dull and boring and nada
boring
cloris leachman was sexier

actually she is off balance because of her huge breast implants
remind me again what has this gal DONE
Nothing
she is the dark haired Paris hilton
she has had tons of plastic surgery
her whole family has
and it has not helped her at all
she does not come across as hot and sexy in her dancing
just dull and boring and nada
boring
cloris leachman was sexier

actually she is off balance because of her huge breast implants
remind me again what has this gal DONE
Nothing
she is the dark haired Paris hilton
she has had tons of plastic surgery
her whole family has
and it has not helped her at all
she does not come across as hot and sexy in her dancing
just dull and boring and nada
boring
cloris leachman was sexier

Even while she’s rehearsing you can see how monstrously fat she is–and not just in her ass. Her ass just happens to be the fattest thing about her. Make no mistake though–it’s not the only thing that is fat about this lard ass Tub of Lard! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD KIM–YOU ARE FAT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT! You are even too fat to dance. You cannot even dance correctly because you are so hugely fat. Just admit it already, that’s all.

her dance looks not so bad!! LOL~
it’s said that her sexy photos were found at ___MatchWealthy.C O M__ AN luxury dating club for successful singles,reported by eonline yesterday! i don’t know why was he there, maybe he was looking for hot girls!

What did the judge say?

The whole package is there!? – Yes, i think so…

Out of balance? What out of balance?

is it just me or did she not really do anything at all? looks like she learned the moves a few days after she debuted. but of course they wont elimnate her till later because the chance that she falls and bursts her big ass is the reason some people are tuning in.

It’s that layer of whale blubber that will keep her from getting hurt when natures laws override her desires to be a dancer. and it will be fuggin hilarious when she plops! It’ll register as a small earthquake and folks in retirement homes will be startled and call 911.

All lard and no talent. Her clock is ticking tick tick tick tick

Time for more sex tapes fatty. Then after 2 of those the interest will fizzle and it will be time to call Uncle Leo about that job at his dry cleaners.

Buh bye Kim!

Alright. I’m convinced that fatass paid her way into this, What a shitpile of a routine. He looked like he was dancing with a corpse.

I know none of you watch the show because you’re so busy with your exciting lives (i.e. blogging all day on the superficial.com) but they are not allowed to lift their partners.

Not that he could.

#55-57 dear dear susanna, while you have some very valid points which of course don’t at all imply any hint of jelousy on your part, you only have to tell us a single time how you feel. only hit the button once.

@#22 – Her heritage is Armenian, which means she will soon have a mustache to go with that huge flapjack ass

@#43 – Superior European intellect, eh? You mean the superior intellect that told you David Hassellhoff was a good singer? LOL! Put on your capri pants and don’t forget your man purse, you little Euro-twat surrender monkey.

Let’s pray for mimi, the douchebag retarded celebrity wankers discussed on this site, pray that God guides us all, and pray for the little euro-twat surrender monkeys posting comments here. Justice and fairness for all.

Ignoring God will get you/us condemned to Gods torture chamber. (Hell)

Amen

give the girl a break. it takes some real fat ass skill to kill a dance number the way that kim has. in fact i wonder what those buns will look like when kim’s 40. will they sag down to her ankles? or worse, will they wrap around her feet and cause her to lose her balance and trip? probably. the up shot is that her boobs will break the fall as long as the implants don’t explode. if kim is lucky her ass will implode and the energy released will reach her brain and increase her ability to think. i mean to really think. she might become an intellectual. might. or maybe she’ll teach dance. maybe. some body tell me why she thinks she’s so cute. please.

So she can’t dance either

I hope that fat fuck flabby flapjack urine drinking untalented spoiled bitch mudshark niggerlover reads this site. We suspect she and her sisters read it and post the comments in support of lard ass Kim. One sister has caused a sasquatch scare. If Kim falls on this show there will be about 2-on-the-richter-scale earhquake. How does her dance partner deal with the foul odor? Of course she dances like a corpse, she doesn’t want jiggling rolls of flab and fat caught on film.

Wow, her dancing sucks. It’s funny how she tries to maintain an ‘optimistic’ face in the video while the judges criticize her. I almost feel sorry for the skank.