Kim Kardashian’s Dancing with the Stars partner is in for some heavy lifting

The Superficial | September 10, 2008 - 1:04 pm

Kim Kardashian and her partner Mark Ballas headed to practice yesterday for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and, Jesus Santa Claus Christ, I thought she was supposed to be toning that thing down – not trying to land aircrafts on it. Someone toss Kim in the Persian Gulf. I want choppers landing on that ass by 0800.

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