Kim Kardashian’s butt defies explanation

June 26th, 2007 // 195 Comments
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Kim Kardashian is stuffing her ass right? Like seriously just sticking cushions down there. Every time I see her that thing seems to be growing. She’s like an average girl with the ass of an obese woman. A monkey could climb out from back there and it’d just be like, “What, only one?”


  1. Sauron

    This is an interesting ass.I know something about asses because years ago i was a surgery student.But i got kicked out from the academy because of enthusiastic cutting into corpses with a sword.I haven’t seen an ass like this before in real life.She needs to come over to my crappy apartment in New York for further examination.I’m renting this place with overdue maintenance from Lowlands for an exorbitant amount.She doesn’t have to fear anything because instead of a sword i’m using scalpels nowadays!

  2. Lowlands

    Thanks for your kind and flattering words Sauron!I thought this apartment was a perfect place for you because the rats and cockroaches could keep you company and break your loneliness?Anyways,i doubt about the plastic surgery of Kim Kardashian’s ass.I need more pics of her ass as evidence asap.

  3. Average Joe

    Back off all you jealous, ugly, lonely bitches!! Kim is the type of girl most guys salivate over. She is petite, has long hair, and a curvy body with big boobs and a round ass. Trust me that’s the kind of girl we guys dream about, not some 5’10″ skeleton with flat pancake body. Those supermodel skeletons are what you ugly jealous chicks aspire to be.

  4. your probably right:
    the averagejoe would
    take anything with
    puzzy lipz….
    shez fatt and ugly
    like :thebaglady:
    zpearz of courze for
    the dickbrainz who don’t
    know..

  5. toonkinstein

    …she’s fat

  6. chimpy

    She’s got massive tits too, don’t forget ‘em.

  7. 157
    she has massive boobs. so what, they’re fake.
    who cares, so does a million other sluts.

  8. steve

    THAT IS ONE FAT UGLY DISGUSTING BUTT

  9. larry

    Steve, I bet you’re some ugly jealous bitch or a fag. A red blooded American man would never in a million years dis that fine ass

  10. haha

    I’m in love.

  11. beer

    *** ISN’T JESSICA BIEL A LESBIAN THOUGH? ***

  12. Kelly

    Well duh, she has to have a butt like that to get all those Black guys!!!!!

  13. Kelly

    Well duh, she has to have a butt like that to get all those Black guys!!!!!

  14. d

    LOVE IT! LOOOVE IT.
    thats the way a body is supposed to look.
    SMALL breasts FULL ASS

  15. A

    hell yeah we black guys love big round juicy asses

  16. tbone

    that is disguisting! she should do something with that HUGE ass.

  17. Emily

    Actually She her family are Armenians from Iran. They speak Persian and Armenian.

    I dont think her ass is really that big…It just looks that way in these photos…In every other picture of her she has a small ass.

  18. redsonja1313

    I will never understand men *shakes head* she is a beautiful girl but that looks like hell. And how does she find jeans to fit. To get them in a size that covers the ass she must have major alterations on the waist. I guess since she can be famous for be the daughter of an OJ lawyer or Paris’BFF she going to get famous for a deformed ass

  19. my hands are dirty cuz I shook yours

    Her ass isnt really that big….I think it may be the pants…I have seen many white girls with an ass one day and no ass the next…so its quite possible we are dealing with that sort of situation. She looks so normal..she isnt really that..but whatever.

  20. Darksphere85

    I would mount that biddy like a rabid Rottwiler.

  21. nasty

    Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

    Ok, her Daddy was some kind of legal council to OJ.

    So, again, who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

  22. Dumbass Liberal

    Where’s my bag of all-purpose flour?

  23. masta p

    I just wanna smother my face between those lucious cheeks

  24. Lucky#13

    WOAH EASY THERE FREAKADEAK

  25. shez right up there buttugly
    like thebadlady spearz…
    at leazt thiz bitch wearz
    clothez, but who wearz velvet
    only gay men..wtf.

  26. coco

    she is beautiful…dont hate on her.

  27. mrw

    Hmm… Maybe Kim has been eating too many Sprinkles cupcakes… And we all know that socialite’s don’t like being photographed in public with anything that’s not organic… I’m guessing that she found the following website http://www.seenon.com and found that Sprinkles sell’s the actual cupcake mix and a reciepe for the frosting!!!!

  28. Pantload

    Who is this person and why would anyone care?

  29. bri_fari

    lord have mercy thats a sweet butt.

  30. N.Knight

    Maybe it’s just adult diapers. She is getting a bit older these days.

  31. Robyn-O

    What has this chick ever done with her life besides be a trust fund baby that hangs with real celebs? Her ass is beside the point, although I must admit that is one ginormous ghetto ass. I hear they come in handy if you need a place to set your beer down. She could probably accomodate a whole pitcher and four glasses on that thing.

  32. lee mitchell

    Jessica Biel has a pretty plump butt, for a white girl that is, but its nothing compared to Kim Kardashian’s. It’s jealousy or subtle racial insensitivity that I sense here. Remember, for all the flat butt girls who are not aware, Kim’s butt is common on women of color, most especially women of Afrocentric decent, in the vast majority of cases. It’s genetics. Some obese women have flat, yet flabby behinds, so obese and big butts aren’t always the same thing.

  33. oulala

    maybe she’s waring a pull-up or an adult diaper

  34. eshadiva

    people girls with butts that big usually have big legs to match ( ie the pear shape) see Jlo, Beyonce, Jessica Biel. She is tiny with a gigantic ass. those r def implants

  35. G-Man

    That is an awesome ass.

  36. AAAAAAANgie

    she’s fucking hot

  37. maryjane

    like the majority of the people in here, i’d have to agree that her ass is totally fake, along with her boobs, and her nose…and i’m sure alot of other things are fake too. She has to spend her Pissed on Porno-profits somehow right?

  38. to all you who say Armanian women have big butts, we are not talking about big ole out of shape butts, we are talking big round curvy shelf butts like black women have, no armanian woman is built like that unless its a booty injection like this kim broad has! All races of women have big ole butts that aint nothing new but stuck out butts ,, THATS US BLACK WOMEN so do you !!

  39. to all you who say Armanian women have big butts, we are not talking about big ole out of shape butts, we are talking big round curvy shelf butts like black women have, no armanian woman is built like that unless its a booty injection like this kim broad has! All races of women have big ole butts that aint nothing new but stuck out butts ,, THATS US BLACK WOMEN so do you !!

  40. to all you who say Armanian women have big butts, we are not talking about big ole out of shape butts, we are talking big round curvy shelf butts like black women have, no armanian woman is built like that unless its a booty injection like this kim broad has! All races of women have big ole butts that aint nothing new but stuck out butts ,, THATS US BLACK WOMEN so do you !!

  41. to all you who say Armanian women have big butts, we are not talking about big ole out of shape butts, we are talking big round curvy shelf butts like black women have, no armanian woman is built like that unless its a booty injection like this kim broad has! All races of women have big ole butts that aint nothing new but stuck out butts ,, THATS US BLACK WOMEN so do you !!

  42. I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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