Kim Kardashian’s butt defies explanation

June 26th, 2007 // 195 Comments
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Kim Kardashian is stuffing her ass right? Like seriously just sticking cushions down there. Every time I see her that thing seems to be growing. She’s like an average girl with the ass of an obese woman. A monkey could climb out from back there and it’d just be like, “What, only one?”

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Comments (195)

  1. Nick | June 26, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    sweet ass

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  2. Danklin24 | June 26, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    First. what are there pillows in therE?

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  3. lalaloo | June 26, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    shes so pretty

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  4. Dom | June 26, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    wow. It’s like elephantitis of the ass

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  5. JennaJamesonIsASkank | June 26, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    So do you wipe something like that with a beach towel?

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  6. Dushie | June 26, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    She probably got butt implants. Or she’s one of the first real x-men. Having a great big ass is a power you know…

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  7. theredsnapper | June 26, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    ass implants?

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  8. uberslacker | June 26, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    It looks hard.

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  9. lapo | June 26, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    she is beautiful, but that butt is just disturbing

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  10. The Devil's Prom Date | June 26, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    It’s like she’s wearing a wonderbra for her asscheeks. *blech*

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  11. Sensitive Man | June 26, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Missionary Position makes this ‘problem’ go away, my friends…

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  12. fire canabis | June 26, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    No..you got it wrong it makes perfect sense! That bitch got an ass impants….there’s nothing more to it! She’s a blossoming porn star that likes to get pissed on…So hell, why not get an ass implant!

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  13. miss oblivious | June 26, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    So much for JLo having the biggest bubble butt on a thinner girl. But Kim’s ass does not look good here. It looks deformed. I think she’s thinking she looks all hot, but it just doesn’t look right. And the pockets do accentuate and add to how big her butt looks. I should know,I’m a bubble butt girl too, and pants with back pockets always make my bubble pop even more. But not look deformed.

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  14. Allykitten85 | June 26, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    Yeah this is odd…when I look at earlier pics of her she’s the same weight but her ass is not nearly THAT big. It doesn’t even look real.

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  15. JennaJamesonIsASkank | June 26, 2007 at 1:19 pm
  16. jrzmommy | June 26, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    hee hee *points at Kim Kardashian’s ass* It’s pouffy!

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  17. sweetpea | June 26, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Do you think she got butt implants? Sure seems like it to me. This just defies gravity and all rational sense.

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  18. miss oblivious | June 26, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Yeh, I have to agree. Thats got to be some serious ass implants. Either that, or maybe she was meant to be a more chubby, meaty girl, but then she got it all lipo’ed out; except for the butt and the boobs (along w/ silicone in the boobage).

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  19. Crocostimpy | June 26, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    …want to touch the heinie…

    We used to have a girl here at work that had an ass like that. You’d have to look twice when you passed her in the hall just to make sure you weren’t seeing things. You know what they say…more cushion for the pushin’.

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  20. ssdd | June 26, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I feel sorry for her…she actually thinks she looks good. .. kinda like a brooke hogan moment ….when really she looks very ridiculous.

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  21. jrzmommy | June 26, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Is that her mom? Whoever it is looks like a swarthy Bea Arthur.

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  22. nope | June 26, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    yes, she has a huge ass. it’s gross…really gross, but you are all failing to see that she is clearly making out with liza minelli.
    i’m not sure which is worse…

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  23. Kamiki | June 26, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    who’s the tranny shes with? I think shes a beauty but the ass is weird.

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  24. Victor | June 26, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    WOW! The writer of this article is one dumb fuck. That ass is to die for, I would love to splurge a load in that big nice ass. Hell I might even toss her salad.

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  25. bubba lubdubski | June 26, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    strap on.
    strap off.
    strap on, strap off..it’s kim kardashian’s ass!

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  26. Jinxy | June 26, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    uhh…. she just wants to have an ass like “big butt” jess biel

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  27. bignosejew | June 26, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    shes cute but she has the ass of a jew. who the fuck wants a jew ass? its like a bunch of jews piled together their huge noses and threw them down kim’s pants…. fuckin jew ass

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  28. jen | June 26, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    kindof gross.

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  29. beer | June 26, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    1. Put your beer up on it
    2. Spooj on it.
    3. Spank it.
    4. Squeeze it.
    5. Jiggle it.
    6. Stick your face in it and make motorboat sounds
    7. Bounce quarters off it
    8. Take shrooms and watch little Seussian characters bounce back and forth on it
    9. Irrigate it
    10. Put your weenie in it

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  30. beer | June 26, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    #27. PARIS, STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!

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  31. Paris | June 26, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    What a fatass!!! Lose some weight!!!

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  32. Wanky | June 26, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    id stick my nose in that!

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  33. A | June 26, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Its official that is the best ass in hollywood. The size and shape of that thing is incredible

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  34. Jillia | June 26, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    I think she’s just pulling a Paris. You know, back when she was strutting around with what everyone thought were new plastic boobies. She’s so desperate to be “famous” she’s just trying to get people talking. Just ignore the hairy cunt.

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  35. Theresa | June 26, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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  36. Fishstick | June 26, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    ASSTASTIC.

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  37. lambman | June 26, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Who is this and why does anybody care?

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  38. amma | June 26, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    There are such things as underwear with ass-padding…kind of like a padded pushup bra for the butt. I’m pretty sure she is wearing one.

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  39. Cool Dude | June 26, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    Gotta agree Best ASS in Hollywierd!!!

    THis chick is amazing, she needs to hit the big screen and start showing off that delicious body in big name movies

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  40. BaldAsBritney | June 26, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    #27 hey Adolph enough with the jew already. Plus she’s fucking Iranian you inbred fuck and last time I checked there aren’t alot of the choosen people hanging out there these days.

    Great ass though.

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  41. Edgewater Isle | June 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Who?

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  42. yerma | June 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Middle Eastern women are known for big asses, seriously it’s gross and true. She did not get ass implants, do some research….besides who in hell would ever think that THAT looks good?

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  43. yerma | June 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Oh and for being hairy…

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  44. Anexio | June 26, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    Wait a few years then that thing is going to turn into a gigantic flapjack.

    Breakout the maple syrup baby!

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  45. Lobo | June 26, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    These pics were lifted from a security cam tape. She’s accused of shoplifting two bicycle helmets.

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  46. Poodle | June 26, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Where does she buy her trousers?!?!?!

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  47. jen | June 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    ?

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  48. domingoflores | June 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    her ass looks fine……those pants are fucked. and really who wouldn’t just want to stand there and make her doggystyle fuck you! than you flip her aroudn and its like doing a completely different girl.

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  49. Her ass is ridiculous | June 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Ugh She’s trying to get a name for herself for having a nice arse. Thing is, it looks awful. Butt implants are naff. Kim you are the princess of naffness!

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  50. stephiphany | June 26, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    She’s very pretty and has a nice rack but that butt is just disgusting. Good lord. I’d have surgery to get that reduced.

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