Kim Kardashian’s breasts: A two part study in Giant Ass Counterbalance Dynamics

August 5th, 2008 // 75 Comments

I’m no physicist, but with the combined density of Kim Kardashian’s ass and breasts (which act as counterweights), how does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth’s crust with every step? Get me a room full of scientists writing equations on a chalkboard STAT. I want this conundrum solved post haste along with a theorem that makes women take off their pants whenever I say a magic word.


  1. Tapeworm

    Total J-Lo lookalike.

    Hilarious. An Armenian and a Mexican who could be mistaken for each other.

  2. michelle

    i like curvacious women. it shows she eats and is healthy!! she looks fine like any normal american out there.

  3. Ángela

    She must be an african fertility godness or something. A pale african fertitlity godness.

  4. friendlyfires

    Those big brown eyes are beginning to glow a fiery red – lookout – laser beams -AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  5. Kim Lardassian

    @49 – no way I beg to differ Reggie Bush is just about the hottest man on the planet!
    Kim looks sort of average here, still hot though, just not as hot as Reggie.

  6. Kim Lardassian

    @49 – no way I beg to differ Reggie Bush is just about the hottest man on the planet!
    Kim looks sort of average here, still hot though, just not as hot as Reggie.

  7. Kim Lardassian

    @52 she looks fine like any normal American??? are you kidding? I have been to America 13 times and 25 of the states and any normal American is overweight bordering obese and drives everywhere hardly “healthy and fine”.
    Obviously 52 is one of those obese Americans!

  8. Kim Lardassian

    @52 she looks fine like any normal American??? are you kidding? I have been to America 13 times and 25 of the states and any normal American is overweight bordering obese and drives everywhere hardly “healthy and fine”.
    Obviously 52 is one of those obese Americans!

  9. @33

    lol harassments, you said it brother.

    Notice for whores; don’t dress like a slut if you don’t men staring.

  10. FACE

    Comment number 30 is hilarious. In fact, my pants hit the floor and I had a huge glob of Jergens on my junk the second I saw these pics. No one is sexy like KK. I would rim her all night – while she farted.

  11. Dick LaDouche

    She looks like my grandpa

  12. I think they’re looking quite healthy these days, NOT?

  13. It's bigger than yours...,

    #49 sounds like a racist… All black men have at least one black parent and the odds that that parent is a woman are huge…If you are a black woman, shame on you. All black women are not down on black men. Black women are a source of black men and should be a resource to them as well, not trying to destroy them with racism like you. You don’t see white women tearing down white men because they’re white, do you? Black women, like all women, are down on the men who HURT them and those men come in all colors and hurt women of all colors. Why the hell do you care who Kim K. screws so much that you gotta go and put all black men down? Aren’t enough people down on black people and black men over their race? Or did you feel you had to add your pitiful existence to the list? Tell me, what is the point of putting someone down for their race? Proving what a mean son of a bitch you are???? I wish fucking people like you knew how fucking tired your racism is!!!! What if someone was that racist of you and everywhere you looked there was another stupid racist coming at you for no reason and getting in the way of your life???

  14. Mark B

    I’d motorboat her til I passed out…

  15. Rich

    Enough about her. Lard ass, inflated tits, yuck, After looking at Jennifer & the others my hardon says bye bye. I’d rather jerk off with a sandpaper mitten then have any type of sex with her.

  16. ele

    #51 jlo is from puerto rico not from mexico…

  17. atoz

    She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -”"”"”"”"”W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

  18. BaconRain

    I love fat chick tits that spill out the side. Much like her gelatinous thighs would spill out of shorts, which of course she never wears…

  19. she’s a fat ass…why in the hale ANYbody is attracted to fat butts is beyond my scope of understanding..nasty..totally nasty..and ..nasty/.

  20. she’s a fat ass…why in the hale ANYbody is attracted to fat butts is beyond my scope of understanding..nasty..totally nasty..and ..nasty/.

  21. Sahn

    In the last pic – I’m surprised that she even knows what a $1 bill is, because she is definitely rocking one in her hand.

  22. venomhed

    @63

    save your pro black bullshit for MTV or the Million Man March. Whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites. You, blacks, will never be equal to us. Never.

  23. Toejam

    The whore look and gigantic ass are brother magnets.That fugly skank belongs on The Flavor Of Love show.She would feel right at home those attention whores.

  24. sickofitall

    A body only a rapper can like.

  25. hmm

    she looks just like her mom in the first 2

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