I’m no physicist, but with the combined density of Kim Kardashian’s ass and breasts (which act as counterweights), how does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth’s crust with every step? Get me a room full of scientists writing equations on a chalkboard STAT. I want this conundrum solved post haste along with a theorem that makes women take off their pants whenever I say a magic word.
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damn it, she’s frightening
I can’t remember. Are her tits fake?
she may not have talents, but this chick have everthing as far as looks…
she looks older
this used to be an awsome site for slagging celebs with some (albeit rare) hilarious commentary. now it’s just a site for dude’s to gawk a celeb t&a. whatevs…i’ll keep checking back to see if everyone’s has sufficiently tired of draining thier pencil dicks to this crap.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
She is upright by virtue of the gyroscope in her uterus – which doubles as an IUD.
>>I’ll take that scientific prize money post haste<<
She’s look abnormaly good here. Very classy.
She is still a dirty, skanky whore. She is probably shitty in bed too. Ugh.
I love big tits like that.
/word
where’s the ass shot?
Regarding the science question, I’m sure there’s a black hole developing near her ass. Given the size of said ass, it’s bound to suck in anything that comes near it. Not even light will escape it.
I’m sorry, was there something also regarding BOOOBZ?!?!
ZOINKS! Look at that next to last photo, call an excercist she’s possessed!
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club”"”"”"”C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m”"”"”"”last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Damn, Joe! Reggie done tamed that bitch.
I have no idea what I’m talking about.
Still…as fine as this girl is … she is AWFUL in bed. It’s a shame.
the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite…a dwarf
Magnificent. Simply breathtaking.
I was able to scratch out the above just before my computer keyboard shut down due to a sperm tsunami…
I heard they had to give her a second spine.
Superfish: She is hot. She is overweight. She had $100,000 worth of plastic surgery done to her entire body.
We get it….
Enough with these posts. All you are attracting are racist, low class, misogynists.
Next!
She’ll never need airbags.
I grow tired of hearing about this useless whore.
im alll about kim kardashian… shes fine. but one thing that she definately doesnt got goin for her. i hate sluts. but, her left tit is bigger than her right and you can see in the first pic the constant right tittie crease shes got, her tits (atleast here with this top+bra) not that spectacular… and im kinda FUCKING pissed.
YES!!!
I so want to motorboat those puppies…..
So hot…….
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I couldn’t decide what I wanted for dinner tonight but now I know I want Armenian (spelling?).
BISOGNA VENIRLE NEL CULO!!
If she ever decied to breastfeed, she could easily drown the kid.
Stupid sticky D’s… much like Kim K…
(cleaning up with Kleenex, buckling pants)
Ah yes, where was I. Best (non-nude) titty pics in months on here Fish, good work.
P.S. Get rid of this fucking malware on here, my Internet Explorer crashed four fucking times today when I came on this site, my Microsoft Forefront security program has been going apeshit lately on this site, keep that shit in check.
She should be required to make another sex tape… no bra within 15 miles of the proceedings this time FFS.
cool pants, kim
“I’m your typical American girl that sends mixed signals. I wear shirts with no bra’s, get breast implants, wear miniskirts, but if you look at me, compliment me, or whistle at me I will see you in court pervert!”
American women – FUCKED UP!
number 8
your deserve a standing ovation.
please everyone….
number 8
you deserve a standing ovation.
please everyone….
she looks really good here
I’d tap that. GREAT ASS, Nice tits and her face is pretty. Yeah, I’d hit that fo sho!!
“…how does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth’s crust with every step?”
Relax, Superficial Writer, it’s all gonna go downhill from here. It’s just a matter of time.
She looks like my great grandmother
There’s no way those tits are fake.
Does anyone claim to have “evidence” they are?
They’re all smushing together, no way they’re fake.
She looks a lot like J-really-Lo in the main pic.
Cut back on sugar and do some squats and running broad, don’t worry your ass will be enormous anyway, only more toned.
god, she’s so ugly. how is she even famous?
because shes not ugly #41 you idiot
For fuck’s sake Superfish, what is your problem? Your laziness astounds with story after story of this tired fat whore, knowing the comment section will light up like Vegas. Is that worth it? For christ’s sake, would ya just look at yourself (site)… it’s getting ridiculous
She looks like a goddess. I’m in love.
Im glad all the jealous girls on this site have realised that stating “im 5’11′ and weigh this fucking much blah blah” have given up and are just allowing us to perv at her all day. awesome.
SHE LOOKS AWFUL!
MY GOD, THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW ANYONE CAN PILE ON 10 LBS OF MAKE UP, HAIR EXTENSIONS AND LOOK GOOD.
SHE NEEDS THE BIG HAIR TO BALANCE OUT HER BODY.
What is she doing with all those singles? Coming from a strip club?
What is she doing with all those singles? Coming from a strip club?
@41 – Spoken like a true virgin.
She’s hot, too bad she only dates ugly blacks. That makes any woman look like a low life when they date black guys. Bottom of the barrel in looks, intelligence and sustainability.
Kim has the intelligence of a tree stump or an average MTV watcher that believes black guys are hot. They aren’t and never will be. Just ask a black woman.
there is nothing impressive about this woman because she is empty in the head , just showed up to a docs office and they made her who she is.
Since all she’s known for is her look then I guess she can’t really take ANY credit for anything she is famous for. oh wait she can take credit for the sex tape she made. but i am not sure that is something you would WANT credit for lol
Also it’s true all celebs are looking alike.
In the first pic if you just look at the bottom half of her face it looks exactly like jennifer lopez!! All these women get the same lips /chin/nose it’s crazy. it looks like jlo!