Kim Kardashian celebrated her 29th birthday again last night at Philippe’s in West Hollywood and for some reason the paparazzi obliged her demands to not photograph her ass. Because people are dying to see what Kim’s face looks like with 800 pounds of make-up. No, really, it’s probably my most popular request besides “Kevin James’ taint.” True story.
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Don’t need pics of Kim’s ass. Apparently, Kourtney is carrying it under her dress.
Kourtney has a square baby. And, I’d still bang the bottom out of Kim.
Pregnant AND in high heels? Now that’s classy. Her mom must be so proud.
I need to see some ass. What the hell is wrong with paparazzi, seriously, that they can’t get good ass shots anymore. It’s bad enough that Kim has all these mini-photo-shoots that have no ass shots.
I’d just realize that she’s slowly turning into a milf.
Weird,i don’t see any ass in these pics.
Not that i did miss them.But i haven’t seen these curiosities in a long time.What freak is responsible for the pregnant one!?
Her angular face cannot pull off being that skinny. Shes starting to look like a drag queen dude.
She does for ME..hubba hubba!
Omg I wanna get it but I dnt know were to get it can yew give me any advice of were to get it