Kim Kardashian’s birthday is NOT an excuse to avoid photographing her ass

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 29th birthday again last night at Philippe’s in West Hollywood and for some reason the paparazzi obliged her demands to not photograph her ass. Because people are dying to see what Kim’s face looks like with 800 pounds of make-up. No, really, it’s probably my most popular request besides “Kevin James’ taint.” True story.