Kim Kardashian celebrated her 29th birthday again last night at Philippe’s in West Hollywood and for some reason the paparazzi obliged her demands to not photograph her ass. Because people are dying to see what Kim’s face looks like with 800 pounds of make-up. No, really, it’s probably my most popular request besides “Kevin James’ taint.” True story.
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beep beep | October 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Milksteak.
ugh! | October 22, 2009 at 4:00 pm
For the love of God…
GO AWAY!
who gives a rat’s right ass cheek about this chick??
Amanda | October 22, 2009 at 4:00 pm
She’s soooooooooo hot!!
Amanda | October 22, 2009 at 4:01 pm
She’s soooooooooo hot!!
Dave | October 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Why did Prince only lend this one half an outfit?
ugh | October 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm
the first one’s still that “chick that got peed on in a lame sex video” don’t care how she tries to make herself more than that.
the other two are just butt ugly beasts
ugh | October 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
the first one’s still that “chick that got peed on in a lame sex video” don’t care how she tries to make herself more than that.
the other two are just butt ugly beasts
Kelley | October 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Shoulder pads ? I mean pad …
Shoulder pads look like hell and so do pregnant bellies in tight dresses. Yuck. Kim has an awfully aquiline-looking nose for someone who has “never had plastic surgery.” All three of them make me sick.
BOREDWITHTHESEPEOPLE | October 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
DONT CARE
NOT HOT
FAT
UGLY
LAME
BOREDWITHTHESEPEOPLE | October 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
DONT CARE
NOT HOT
FAT
UGLY
LAME
sim | October 22, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Ya’know…
For sisters they look nothing alike. Why is that? Different Dads? Different Moms? Different Plastic Surgeons?
Why do they have a reality show? Do people actually watch it? Can anyone have a reality show nowadays?
Fish should have a reality show.
Dank | October 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Why does Kourtneys baby bump look more like a head rest than a baby bump?
Dani | October 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Anyone is who says this woman is ugly is probably just jealous bc their boyfriend is jerking off to her!! She’s so effing pretty it makes me ill!!
boop boop | October 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
She is absolutely stunning. Fat, ugly? I would really love it if the 10 people who do the most shit talking on this site had to post their pictures for one day.
@Dani | October 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm
she’s not ugly
she’s just useless, redundant empty space…..
just like your post about your boyfriend’s pathetic habits.
Sexiest Female Celebrities | October 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Bloody Hell!!! Another damn Kardassian post. Does she pay you to write all these articles. Seriously, this is bloody ridiculous.
boopboop? (LOL, I bet you're Kim posting about yourself, aren't ya?!) | October 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I couldn’t care less about any of these women.
I don’t know them, don’t want to know them, don’t consider them important
and there are PLENTY of prettier people in this world.
Why are they famous?
boopboop? (LOL, I bet you're Kim posting about yourself, aren't ya?!) | October 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I couldn’t care less about any of these women.
I don’t know them, don’t want to know them, don’t consider them important
and there are PLENTY of prettier people in this world.
Why are they famous?
boopboop? (LOL, I bet you're Kim posting about yourself, aren't ya?!) | October 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I couldn’t care less about any of these women.
I don’t know them, don’t want to know them, don’t consider them important
and there are PLENTY of prettier people in this world.
Why are they famous?
Aquiline | October 22, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@Kelley #8–I think you should look up the definition of aquiline before you start throwing big vocab words around…..
Aquiline is what her nose would look like had she NOT had plastic surgery. Aquiline describes a nose with a very prominent or “hooked” bridge.
Lastly, people calling this woman fat and/or ugly are so full of it, it’s not even funny. She’s gorgeous, she might be famous for no reason, I’ll give you that, but you cannot say that she is unattractive.
jt | October 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm
c’mon guys, she’s more smokin’ than any girl you’d ever have the fortune of luring into your lair. but it seriously looks like she got some ribs removed.
KBB | October 22, 2009 at 4:46 pm
WTF is she wearing? Red leopard print, shoulder pad, off the shoulder? Bad choice!
Duck | October 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I remember when The Superficial was actually funny.
Sexiest Female Celebrities | October 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@Duck… you must have a really good memory. That is impressive if you can remember back that far.
Up yours | October 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm
All the kardashian women are BEASTS. Why do so many of you fuckin lamos double post.
Constipated cripple typing on laptop awaiting a turd | October 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I was just wondering if their are any hot chicks out there who are like me and would like a hook up perhpaps? Due to a former life involving anal fetish, I couldn’t hold in my mud. After surgeries ( 4 in fact) I now suffer constipation and spend an hour each time I have to defecate. I know what a bore! But I am well built accept for the scars on my abdomen and very affectionate.
Looking for a similar lady. We could have a 2 commode bathroom and spend quality time together!
No Return | October 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Sick of these lame sisters…biggest attention whores next to Paris. They’re so petty their whole lives revolve around fighting each other for the most attention.
SHOULDERPADS WTF | October 22, 2009 at 5:40 pm
SHOULDER PADS A RE SERIOUSLY OUT ….GET WITH THE TIMES HERE
SHOULDERPADS WTF | October 22, 2009 at 5:40 pm
SHOULDER PADS A RE SERIOUSLY OUT ….GET WITH THE TIMES HERE
kjhjkh | October 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm
wtf. wheres the ass? these photos are useless, just like kim is without that fat back. she is nothing without that ass, why would she turn her back on her treasure trove? she would be lost in obscurity without it.
Bottom_fisher | October 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I’m looking forward to a time in the future when Kim Kardashian is relegated to porno movies. That time is either not that far away, or she will dissipate into oblivian = almost 30 years old . . . time to start going down hill HARD!!!
America really is the land of opportunity. You get peed on, and then you become famous. Just make sure you get regular mustache waxing honey.
Mildly attractive, no talent bimbo.
CHristina | October 22, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I’M GORGEOUS
Dani | October 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
#15- your an idiot. All I’m saying is she is GORGEOUS.
Turd the third | October 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Until I saw that pict #1 I hadn’t fully appreciated how totally hideous her face is. I would play with her titties and other naughty bits but she would have to have a paper bag on.
What’s with the gray whale sighting? She should learn how to dress in a way that respects herself and others.
J to tha J | October 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
YOU RETARDS. She is rediculously hot. Otherwise why would EVERY FUCKING PIC OF HER BE ON THIS SITE?!
Morons, jealous bitches, haters, I’d fucking kill for a couple of hours with Kim… Mmmmmmmmmmm. Kimmmm.
Kelley | October 22, 2009 at 6:30 pm
#20, sorry, you’re right … someone told me years ago that aquiline meant long and straight (like hers after the surgery) … whoopsie !
Sport | October 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I cant wait until these fucking media whore skanks are irrelevant.
Every goddamn thing in their meaningless lives is documented on camera (posed.) Disgusting.
And #35, dont be so obviously a teenager.
Every girl is hot when you have never been with one you tool.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | October 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm
All 3 of them are ditch pigs.
O'Roughly factor | October 22, 2009 at 7:08 pm
OK, forget her rear ( well lets not) id just need one chance to nibble on those arms…
Tinfin | October 22, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Isn’t that why she is “famous”? Why is she trying to market herself in any other way? Does she really think people will ever take her serious? She’s fucking stupid! HEY KIM YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR ASS! whoever told u diffrent is not your friend/mother!
Ralph | October 22, 2009 at 8:02 pm
If you disreguard her ass, she has no purpose.
Pet Society Help | October 22, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Damn she’s 29? She better get a move on or her shit gonna hit the floor like sandman.
wick1 | October 22, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I dont recognize this person unless i see her walking away.
Stacy | October 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Kim’s a hottie, but to her sister…. DON’T WEAR HIGH HEELS WHILE PRAGNET!!!!
spicy | October 22, 2009 at 9:49 pm
#44. wtf is pragnet.
kim shines like a ray of sun (randal) you have GOT to admit kourtney and kim age really really well. i dont know about the beastly one though. 29? she looks great. i like that she isnt fake baking or doing spray tan. makes me feel better since all my friends do it and i feel like a ghost!
Ass | October 22, 2009 at 10:36 pm
damn… does their whole family wear only clothes with special support girdles sewn in for various parts of their flabby bodies?
TheJoker07 | October 22, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I’ll hit it.
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autism | October 23, 2009 at 3:07 am
Wow man!! She is looking super hot.. I like her sexy figure very much. she is so appealing . Simply superb..!
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