These are some more shots from Kim Kardashian’s obviously posed photo shoot in Miami Tuesday. You can tell it’s canned by the lack of butt shots, so let me tell you about the time a paparazzo took a picture of Kim’s ass when he wasn’t supposed to: HE MADE A SHIT-TON OF MONEY!
Really can’t believe I had to spell that out.
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Trevor | May 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm
They were able to airbrush her cellulite and lipo lumps; can’t they reduce the size of her wide hips too?
Alli | May 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
First! Honestly, this girl is thick. But I’m a female and think her body is hot. I’m not sure it’s all natural..but I think she looks great. lol.
Trevor | May 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
They were able to airbrush her cellulite and lipo lumps; can’t they reduce the size of her wide hips too?
Alli | May 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
First! Honestly, this girl is thick. But I’m a female and think her body is hot. I’m not sure it’s all natural..but I think she looks great. lol.
Mary | May 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
1st?
Dan Montana | May 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I would still do her
Russ | May 21, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I’d take a couple of snaps from her but she won’t let anyone in the backfield
amanda | May 21, 2009 at 2:27 pm
who wears full make up to the beach?
Captain | May 21, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Ahoy mate wide load coming!
Ted | May 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Too bad Kim never does anything worthy with her time. She should really be exercising right now toning up her soft body. How can a short chick have hips that wide?
Savalas | May 21, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I bet if you squeeze that ass, diarrhea will come out.
Pepe | May 21, 2009 at 2:36 pm
#4
Since most Americans are fat or obese; I am sure Kim is a hot fat chick for them. Enjoy your low standard Americans.
fake bi*ch | May 21, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Lipo on stomach, fake boobs, nose job + other face work. She’s paid a lot to look hot in a superficial/ fake sort of way. I wonder how much more work she’ll have done as she ages.
ugh | May 21, 2009 at 2:38 pm
god these are just sad to look at.
she looks like this is the first time she’s ever seen a football or tried to throw/catch one.
skinny legs though! what happened to her blogging about her “skinny tone tummy” cause i’m not quite seeing it.
girls who wear tons of make to the beach… sigh. why?
Adam | May 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Is She Retarded?
TheDude | May 21, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Big girls like this usually produce huge amounts of sweat on their butt side happy trail. I love brunettes butt they sure get hairy.
yuck | May 21, 2009 at 2:52 pm
WOW, THE AIRBRUSHING ON HER LEGS IS SO UNEVEN. LOOK AT PICS 3, 7 AND 8….THE AIRBRUSHING IS SO RIDICULOUS.
Aruba Al | May 21, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Whether one finds KK attractive is subjective, so there’s no point in debating whether she’s hot or not as if it’s an objective truth. It’s a matter of taste. It’s moronic to insinuate that someone who does not find her attractive must be gay. Say something to that effect and you reveal how stupid you are. There are obviously straight men who find her attractive and who consider her a desirable sex partner, but guess what? There are also straight men who do not find her attractive and who would not want to have sex with her. (I’m one of the latter.) Deal with it.
KKGOAWAY | May 21, 2009 at 2:55 pm
fake, talentless and dumb.
haha | May 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm
#10 — ahahaha, so true i absolutely agree.
she does look really soft. i bet she’d look so great if she actually exercised and ate healthy.
but i’m not saying she’s fat or unhealthy, because she looks fine — it’s just that she could look alot better.
brooke | May 21, 2009 at 3:13 pm
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttt
mensa | May 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm
dear god no more kim kardashian posts! jesus christ i don’t care if you’re on her payroll or not! (even though we all know that the Superficial Writer sold out…)
mensa | May 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm
dear god no more kim kardashian posts! jesus christ i don’t care if you’re on her payroll or not! (even though we all know that the Superficial Writer sold out…)
mensa | May 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm
sorry i have no idea why that posted twice.
Krassy McKrass | May 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm
She handles the pigskin better than Reggie.
. | May 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm
#18 yeah I agree but this board isn’t plagued by people saying shes hot, its plagued by people/person saying shes fat. I suspect an obsessive hater is at work here because its always the same thing posted over and over i.e. Shes a short chick with wide hips and a “soft body” etc. If you have something to say say it once not 50 times.
hedgehog | May 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm
those are some wide hips you’ve got there.
J | May 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm
bitch please, your’e not the type to throw around a football. go put on a little more make up there’s not enough yet on your face for the friggin’ beach.
Den m. | May 21, 2009 at 3:30 pm
@ #12 Pepe,
Enjoy bein’ a douche much?
Jesse | May 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I’ve had it with the hidden-butt act. If she’s wearing full clothing, she practically walks backward when she sees photographers. If she’s wearing something revealing, she skitters around the photographer like any insecure girl trying to keep her fat ass facing the wall instead of her boyfriend. As much as I’d love to cut Jessica Alba’s vocal cords, at least she’d put on a bikini and stick her ass out proudly toward the camera. Kim, on the other hand, is doing this ridiculous Wizard of Oz thing to make people think her butt is great and powerful. It’ll all be end one day, given her proclivity for black men, because one of them will take some naked butt shots using the camera on his stolen cell phone.
Den m. | May 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
@ #12 Pepe,
Enjoy bein’ a douche much? besides being a jealous moron who only hates Americans because odds are good you live in some shit-hole third world country, you must be a fag too if you think this broad is anything but gorgeous. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she is one of the shiniest.
Aaron | May 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I think she would look better if she wore make up
Den m. | May 21, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@ #12 Pepe,
Enjoy bein’ a douche much? besides being a jealous moron who only hates Americans because odds are good you live in some shit-hole third world country, you must be a fag too if you think this broad is anything but gorgeous. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she is one of the shiniest.
Mama Pinkus | May 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
That gal needs to stay away from bikinis with strings. She’d look much better with straps and fuller coverage.
Rori | May 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I think that kid Aaron #32 is an idiot. honestly who is looking at her face.
Rori | May 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I think that kid Aaron #32 is an idiot. honestly who is looking at her face.
TheJoker07 | May 21, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hot!
Mark | May 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm
In fairness to #12, Americans ARE shallow, fake, tasteless, and fat, so Kim certainly picked the right moment to become our beauty icon.
Samuel | May 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm
36
OK so you have a fetish for short fat bottom chicks with serious liposuction lumps and cellulite. 3 cheers for airbrushing! You have a great imagination dude!
assman | May 21, 2009 at 3:52 pm
i’d hit it
we need an ass shot, im the assman
Rhialto | May 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm
She’s throwing the ball like a weenie.
Nero | May 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I would like to catch and throw the ball back to her.Straight in her mouth!
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Where is her most discussed feature in these pics?????
Frank | May 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Kim is boring unless she is showing her girdle butt. Her girdle butt gives me great amusement for a boring work day.
Jesus | May 21, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Hope this broad’s more skilled with a foreskin than she is with the pigskin.
dirk | May 21, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Bikini without ass shot is like christmas without presents.
KK | May 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Kim nobody cares about your soft liposuction body; just show us your ridiculous girdle butt.
Winston | May 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm
#46
I agree dude. It is better when the pictures are not staged and the paps actually get butt shots, but all Kim’s butt shots must go to a special lab where they do remarkable airbrushing.
Jamie's Uterus | May 21, 2009 at 5:32 pm
With all that make up and hat, she looks like a drag queen. A fat assed, big hipped piss loving drag queen. Which reminds me, why keep posting sloppy , hairy fat chicks?
Didn’t Megan Fox do or say something stupid, or wear a bikini? Can’t we see her instead of this hairy piss loving whale?
Leroy Jenkins | May 21, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I’d grab onto those nice wide hips, spread those cheeks, and go where every black man in LA has gone before. And no, I don’t mean jail.