Kim Kardashian’s bikini-ness continues

May 21st, 2009 // 151 Comments

These are some more shots from Kim Kardashian’s obviously posed photo shoot in Miami Tuesday. You can tell it’s canned by the lack of butt shots, so let me tell you about the time a paparazzo took a picture of Kim’s ass when he wasn’t supposed to: HE MADE A SHIT-TON OF MONEY!

Really can’t believe I had to spell that out.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Trevor

    They were able to airbrush her cellulite and lipo lumps; can’t they reduce the size of her wide hips too?

  2. Alli

    First! Honestly, this girl is thick. But I’m a female and think her body is hot. I’m not sure it’s all natural..but I think she looks great. lol.

  3. Trevor

    They were able to airbrush her cellulite and lipo lumps; can’t they reduce the size of her wide hips too?

  4. Alli

    First! Honestly, this girl is thick. But I’m a female and think her body is hot. I’m not sure it’s all natural..but I think she looks great. lol.

  5. Dan Montana

    I would still do her

  6. Russ

    I’d take a couple of snaps from her but she won’t let anyone in the backfield

  7. amanda

    who wears full make up to the beach?

  8. Captain

    Ahoy mate wide load coming!

  9. Ted

    Too bad Kim never does anything worthy with her time. She should really be exercising right now toning up her soft body. How can a short chick have hips that wide?

  10. Savalas

    I bet if you squeeze that ass, diarrhea will come out.

  11. Pepe

    #4

    Since most Americans are fat or obese; I am sure Kim is a hot fat chick for them. Enjoy your low standard Americans.

  12. fake bi*ch

    Lipo on stomach, fake boobs, nose job + other face work. She’s paid a lot to look hot in a superficial/ fake sort of way. I wonder how much more work she’ll have done as she ages.

  13. ugh

    god these are just sad to look at.

    she looks like this is the first time she’s ever seen a football or tried to throw/catch one.

    skinny legs though! what happened to her blogging about her “skinny tone tummy” cause i’m not quite seeing it.

    girls who wear tons of make to the beach… sigh. why?

  14. Adam

    Is She Retarded?

  15. TheDude

    Big girls like this usually produce huge amounts of sweat on their butt side happy trail. I love brunettes butt they sure get hairy.

  16. yuck

    WOW, THE AIRBRUSHING ON HER LEGS IS SO UNEVEN. LOOK AT PICS 3, 7 AND 8….THE AIRBRUSHING IS SO RIDICULOUS.

  17. Aruba Al

    Whether one finds KK attractive is subjective, so there’s no point in debating whether she’s hot or not as if it’s an objective truth. It’s a matter of taste. It’s moronic to insinuate that someone who does not find her attractive must be gay. Say something to that effect and you reveal how stupid you are. There are obviously straight men who find her attractive and who consider her a desirable sex partner, but guess what? There are also straight men who do not find her attractive and who would not want to have sex with her. (I’m one of the latter.) Deal with it.

  18. KKGOAWAY

    fake, talentless and dumb.

  19. haha

    #10 — ahahaha, so true i absolutely agree.

    she does look really soft. i bet she’d look so great if she actually exercised and ate healthy.

    but i’m not saying she’s fat or unhealthy, because she looks fine — it’s just that she could look alot better.

  20. brooke

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttt

  21. mensa

    dear god no more kim kardashian posts! jesus christ i don’t care if you’re on her payroll or not! (even though we all know that the Superficial Writer sold out…)

  22. mensa

    dear god no more kim kardashian posts! jesus christ i don’t care if you’re on her payroll or not! (even though we all know that the Superficial Writer sold out…)

  23. mensa

    sorry i have no idea why that posted twice.

  24. Krassy McKrass

    She handles the pigskin better than Reggie.

  25. .

    #18 yeah I agree but this board isn’t plagued by people saying shes hot, its plagued by people/person saying shes fat. I suspect an obsessive hater is at work here because its always the same thing posted over and over i.e. Shes a short chick with wide hips and a “soft body” etc. If you have something to say say it once not 50 times.

  26. those are some wide hips you’ve got there.

  27. J

    bitch please, your’e not the type to throw around a football. go put on a little more make up there’s not enough yet on your face for the friggin’ beach.

  28. Den m.

    @ #12 Pepe,
    Enjoy bein’ a douche much?

  29. Jesse

    I’ve had it with the hidden-butt act. If she’s wearing full clothing, she practically walks backward when she sees photographers. If she’s wearing something revealing, she skitters around the photographer like any insecure girl trying to keep her fat ass facing the wall instead of her boyfriend. As much as I’d love to cut Jessica Alba’s vocal cords, at least she’d put on a bikini and stick her ass out proudly toward the camera. Kim, on the other hand, is doing this ridiculous Wizard of Oz thing to make people think her butt is great and powerful. It’ll all be end one day, given her proclivity for black men, because one of them will take some naked butt shots using the camera on his stolen cell phone.

  30. Den m.

    @ #12 Pepe,
    Enjoy bein’ a douche much? besides being a jealous moron who only hates Americans because odds are good you live in some shit-hole third world country, you must be a fag too if you think this broad is anything but gorgeous. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she is one of the shiniest.

  31. Aaron

    I think she would look better if she wore make up

  32. Den m.

    @ #12 Pepe,
    Enjoy bein’ a douche much? besides being a jealous moron who only hates Americans because odds are good you live in some shit-hole third world country, you must be a fag too if you think this broad is anything but gorgeous. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she is one of the shiniest.

  33. Mama Pinkus

    That gal needs to stay away from bikinis with strings. She’d look much better with straps and fuller coverage.

  34. Rori

    I think that kid Aaron #32 is an idiot. honestly who is looking at her face.

  35. Rori

    I think that kid Aaron #32 is an idiot. honestly who is looking at her face.

  36. TheJoker07

    Hot!

  37. Mark

    In fairness to #12, Americans ARE shallow, fake, tasteless, and fat, so Kim certainly picked the right moment to become our beauty icon.

  38. Samuel

    36

    OK so you have a fetish for short fat bottom chicks with serious liposuction lumps and cellulite. 3 cheers for airbrushing! You have a great imagination dude!

  39. i’d hit it

    we need an ass shot, im the assman

  40. Rhialto

    She’s throwing the ball like a weenie.

  41. Nero

    I would like to catch and throw the ball back to her.Straight in her mouth!

  42. Where is her most discussed feature in these pics?????

  43. Frank

    Kim is boring unless she is showing her girdle butt. Her girdle butt gives me great amusement for a boring work day.

  44. Jesus

    Hope this broad’s more skilled with a foreskin than she is with the pigskin.

  45. dirk

    Bikini without ass shot is like christmas without presents.

  46. KK

    Kim nobody cares about your soft liposuction body; just show us your ridiculous girdle butt.

  47. Winston

    #46

    I agree dude. It is better when the pictures are not staged and the paps actually get butt shots, but all Kim’s butt shots must go to a special lab where they do remarkable airbrushing.

  48. Jamie's Uterus

    With all that make up and hat, she looks like a drag queen. A fat assed, big hipped piss loving drag queen. Which reminds me, why keep posting sloppy , hairy fat chicks?

    Didn’t Megan Fox do or say something stupid, or wear a bikini? Can’t we see her instead of this hairy piss loving whale?

  49. Leroy Jenkins

    I’d grab onto those nice wide hips, spread those cheeks, and go where every black man in LA has gone before. And no, I don’t mean jail.

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