Kim Kardashian’s ass still defies logic

October 11th, 2009 // 113 Comments

Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don’t see how it’s physically possible for them not to. I’m pretty sure if a pap stood with his back to Kim and aimed across the street, there’d be some ass in the shot. And by some I mean all of it. “What the devil? She was behind me! ‘Tis sorcery, I say!”*

*Note: The paparazzi speak in old English now, and don’t worry, I didn’t believe it either until I realized I wrote it. So it has to be true.

Photos: Fame, Flynet

  1. Arace

    not to sound like a hater but really guys, kim is fake andddd its obvious by her super skinny thighs and its sad that so many men get deceived by women who are masters at wearing clothing that gives off very appealing illusions

    why cant the world recognize natural, thick beauties like buffie the body and cubana lust and tasha destiny etc etc.??

  2. Bakeboss

    I love her from any angle, Reggie is the luckiest man alive. She is one sexy woman

  3. Patton

    Ridiculous…
    I don’t care how over-hyped , untalented and inconsequential this bitch is……
    She’s still the hottest woman on the planet bar none….

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  5. Big A

    She’s a fine beautiful specimen of a woman. She’s gorgeous.

  6. serious

    I can see how someone would say shes gorgeous if they didnt know anything about beauty tricks, cosmetics and how to dress to fit a particular shape. unfortunately, as a female who is very familiar with all types of beauty stuff i cant find her look beautiful. unfortunately, all i see (bce after years of being a female interested in make-up, etc. u can tell) is extensions, too much foundation, fake eyelashes, lip liner for fuller lips, heavy eyeliner and enough blush to paint the empire state building. as for her body… she has a really nice figure… but i do personally feel that some of it is somewhat fake… maybe her chest or its her ass… my guess has always been that she has an ass… but she lifted it to make it bubbly. that aside… lets say its all real 100%… im SICK of hearing the armenian crap… im middle eastern my damn self and i know that thick girls r NOT hard to come by at all… but usually… black women have the thin upper bodies and maybe a thicker lower half… on any other ethnicity this USUALLY doesnt happen like this. thick down low, thick up top is mostly how it works… about all the time. and when these women are thick down low they dont ever have the strong leg and butt build to go with it… its usually a wide ass with little to no shape…. sooo please stop it. the armenian ass thing is not true like that… the size of the ass may be there… but shape wins 80% of the ass battle to be honest… its the difference between big ass, nice to look at it… big ass… ewww to look at. LASTLY…. SERIOUSLY. her ass is the only thing looks wise she has going for her. the makeup and hair are illustions… her ass is wussup… is that reaaalllyyyyyyy how we judge beauty? and if ur attracted at the very least dont call her gorgeous… then ur just insulting the true timeless beauties of the world who dont need to max out their credit cards to be stunning.

  7. lashanda

    Why people think she is the most beautiful girl in the world? Their or way prettier girls out there. Y do dudes like her so much anyway? Wat cuz her booty and boobies?

  8. lashanda

    Why people think she is the most beautiful girl in the world? Their or way prettier girls out there. Y do dudes like her so much anyway? Wat cuz her booty and boobies?

  9. lashanda

    Why people think she is the most beautiful girl in the world? Their or way prettier girls out there. Y do dudes like her so much anyway? Wat cuz her booty and boobies?

  10. iceice

    i used to think she was too gorgeous. her face and body, but i think her face looks slightly different now, which i don’t really like anymore. but i still love love her body

  11. jimmy boi
    Commented on this photo:

    thats fuckin hot.

  12. Chester Desmond

    I would bury my face in that ass all night long…

    Regards,
    Chester

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