Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don’t see how it’s physically possible for them not to. I’m pretty sure if a pap stood with his back to Kim and aimed across the street, there’d be some ass in the shot. And by some I mean all of it. “What the devil? She was behind me! ‘Tis sorcery, I say!”*
*Note: The paparazzi speak in old English now, and don’t worry, I didn’t believe it either until I realized I wrote it. So it has to be true.