Kim Kardashian’s ass still defies logic
Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don’t see how it’s physically possible for them not to. I’m pretty sure if a pap stood with his back to Kim and aimed across the street, there’d be some ass in the shot. And by some I mean all of it. “What the devil? She was behind me! ‘Tis sorcery, I say!”*
*Note: The paparazzi speak in old English now, and don’t worry, I didn’t believe it either until I realized I wrote it. So it has to be true.