Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don’t see how it’s physically possible for them not to. I’m pretty sure if a pap stood with his back to Kim and aimed across the street, there’d be some ass in the shot. And by some I mean all of it. “What the devil? She was behind me! ‘Tis sorcery, I say!”*
*Note: The paparazzi speak in old English now, and don’t worry, I didn’t believe it either until I realized I wrote it. So it has to be true.
alisa | October 11, 2009 at 5:07 pm
she looks thin and hot and gorgeous……………………… but lets hear them haters….
alisa | October 11, 2009 at 5:08 pm
although………………….. to her and many other girls: LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS
Tom | October 11, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Amazing buttocks. To be admired.
DAT ASS | October 11, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I don’t know what she does but I’ll take 4!
vintage Rough | October 11, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I think the haters got a case. I heard two of Reggie’s football helmets are missing…
Howa bout them GIANTS…
What a formula! skinny arms and hot cures…
Turd the third | October 11, 2009 at 5:25 pm
My god that is a huge Honda she has, think she should put a license plate on it and shove the gas pump nozzle up her ass….
That is one gross looking chick.. unless you have an ass fetish I guess :(
mensa | October 11, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Listen, there are some hot chicks on here, but Kim Kardashian is not one of them. And that ass is just weird looking. Why does it look borderline normal in some shots and obscenely huge in others? I still suspect butt pads…
blah | October 11, 2009 at 5:41 pm
She’s a total waste of space, does absolutely nothing useful, but how can people really say she’s fat!?
bi chick | October 11, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Say what you will, but Kim is a SPECIMEN OF PHYSICAL BEAUTY!
dean johnson | October 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm
looks fine in them sausage pants,, but you can believe when she pops outta them, so does the loose flabby ass & all the celulite
D4P | October 11, 2009 at 6:07 pm
“Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas”
Anyone know how high the Richter Scale goes? Just asking.
Nameless | October 11, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Damn, she’s pretty short if she has to reach up to use the touchpad on the pump’s machine.
She has to wear leggings because she looks like an overcooked sausage about to burst its sack in anything else.
the truth | October 11, 2009 at 6:09 pm
her ass is so talked about because it will distract you from her lack of personality & disgusting face.
dave | October 11, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Gawddammit. I have to rub one out now.
TheJoker07 | October 11, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Nice!
Bootilicious | October 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
@ negative bastards; You folks are full of shit. Kim is damn good looking and has a very exceptionally fine ass. I think most of you are pissed because your 2 inch wiener would get any where with a ass like that.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | October 11, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Truly disgusting.
Mike | October 11, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Her ass is a birth defect. Get over it; but then again I’m sure all of you would still be gaga over her were it her head that was afflicted with elephantitis.
me 2 | October 11, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Her outfit is weird but somehow flattering on her. She must be keeping up with those workout vids she was promoting because she looks like she’s in pretty good shape.
Her butt IS huge and definitely illogical. Look how thin her arms are, how can those arms and that butt exist on the same being? It’s very weird but, overall, I think she’s looking good here.
Stogie | October 11, 2009 at 6:59 pm
She’s smokin’!! I am amazed she pumps her own gas!
ppl | October 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
kim resorting to the plastic face look….welcome to your thirty’s hoe, you look just like eva longoria
mbp | October 11, 2009 at 7:03 pm
“What the devil? She was behind me! ‘Tis sorcery, I say!”
That was funny! But it’s definitely not Old English ;)
rah! rah! | October 11, 2009 at 7:35 pm
do you freaks remember that this girl welcomed the golden showers of a marginally famous hip-hop “musician”? seriously. get the fuck out.
Come-Honor-Face | October 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@1 stop trying to be anonymous, we all know its you Kim, trying to give yourself some sympathy……
clpierced | October 11, 2009 at 7:52 pm
people are stupid. leggings are totally pants. heres how: you wear your pants on your legs right? well they are leggings! get it? totallyyyy. well also kim is very pretty, but her ass has got to go. either firm it up (no craters) or get lipo. im grossed out. but i love you kimmmmy :)
Oh ick! | October 11, 2009 at 7:59 pm
She’s grotesque. Really.
Also her butt doesn’t look right. Implants or fat injections. Fascinating in a circus carnival way, but not sexy.
asfawe | October 11, 2009 at 7:59 pm
this is what you have to post all weekend? stupid. so stupd
so true | October 11, 2009 at 8:04 pm
#24, so true.
Seems like she sits at the blogs and posts good comments about herself. Comment #1 is sooo defensive.
AmericanWhiteTrash | October 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm
#25 you love her? You sad sad person. Worshiping some spoiled narcissistic chick with no talent of any kind other than her big ass.
jh | October 11, 2009 at 8:35 pm
She’s only going with 89? She’s worth about $30 MM and she can’t drop the extra 10 cents on 93? She’s going to regret that decision in about 70,000 miles when carbon build-up rears its ugly head.
Jeremy | October 11, 2009 at 8:35 pm
She is the Barack Obama of reality tv. Perfect for where our society is today.
yuki | October 11, 2009 at 8:36 pm
i wanna go pee.
dr. tuy | October 11, 2009 at 9:41 pm
she has had plastic surgery, there is facial reconstruction, lifting and filling. plus, the butt, there is no way there isn’t something in there, its too protruding and full, there is just no way this girl is 100% real, i refuse to believe it.
Elk | October 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm
So hot, even when she’s just pumping gas.
Barrett | October 11, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous!!! Her ass is perfect, i love her…I love all the kardashian girls
Barrett | October 11, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous!!! Her ass is perfect, i love her…I love all the kardashian girls
Barrett | October 11, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous!!! Her ass is perfect, i love her…I love all the kardashian girls
Get a clue, #37 | October 11, 2009 at 10:14 pm
How could anyone with 1/2 a brain like ANY of these disgusting karTRASHian attention whores? Check out the main pic; It looks like she taped 2 big sacks of lard onto her ass. She’s a fat ass mud skank…
Turd the third | October 11, 2009 at 10:37 pm
she needs some serious assosuction….about 20 mil worth I figure..
Turd the third | October 11, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Turd has also noticed that her ass is so big it ate her cameltoe…
watever | October 11, 2009 at 11:05 pm
you know, i kinda liked her face better half a year ago (thereabouts).
anyway.. what car is that. the rear looks fierce, some lexus thing?
her body is good, but for the way to big behind and i agree with whoever mentioned leggins. i never got it why lilo and her run around in leggings all the time. i’ve yet to see someone who doesn’t look extremely ungainly in them. though kk pulls it off better than lilo, i mean fat fucking chance, what with all the hobo accessories and flaky nail jobs going for lilo…
Ass | October 11, 2009 at 11:07 pm
thats a big ass!
Ass | October 11, 2009 at 11:07 pm
thats a big ass!
jarjarbinx | October 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I would eat that ass out even after a long sweaty night at the club!
JO | October 11, 2009 at 11:51 pm
how many fists can u fit up in there
Nasty Hos | October 11, 2009 at 11:54 pm
ALL the kardashian women are BEASTS. End of story.
Crassanova | October 12, 2009 at 12:56 am
you fools… her ass is popping out freakishly and deliciously for one reason and one reason only. she’s wearing 6 inch heels (at least).
high heels cause a woman’s ass to pop out.
when you’re in high heels, you’re on your tip toes, which creates the optical illusion of having a great ass. here’s how it works:
1) being on your tip toes forces you to lean forward, slightly.
2) leaning forward forces you to arch your back in order to regain your center of gravity (if you still wish to walk around like an upright homosapien). otherwise your torso would slope forward and you’d become a knuckle dragging mongoloid.
so in high heels, you’re essentially bent over with your back arched. this makes the ass pop as much as possible.
i will write a thorough post on this as soon as i’m not too busy living my life. in the meantime, chew on this post about why girls look better during the day http://bit.ly/3Id0TA
weekiwachee | October 12, 2009 at 1:30 am
@20 she would pump anything she finds.
King | October 12, 2009 at 1:33 am
GODDESS
the most perfect body
and a beautiful face
anyone who hates on her
is PLAIN GAY
Jimmy | October 12, 2009 at 2:12 am
WoW!!!!!!! That is One Big Ass!!!!!!!!!!! I can sse the attraction by the dark race follk!!!!!