Kim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That’s not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I’m not anymore ever since they kicked me off the “Map to Pussytown” project. That was my life’s work, you jerks!
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so2315 | July 24, 2008 at 10:32 am
And why is she famous again????
so2315 | July 24, 2008 at 10:34 am
Maybe that is Vern Troyer hiding in her pants waiting to piss all over Kardashian pussy!
Torotoro | July 24, 2008 at 10:36 am
Mmmm.
I wanna bite it
wattznext | July 24, 2008 at 10:38 am
MMMMM…ass
caitie | July 24, 2008 at 10:38 am
Who cares. She can’t help how big her ass is. This whole Kim-Kardashian’s-ass obsession is ridiculous. She has a big one. Lets all move on.
jay | July 24, 2008 at 10:38 am
FIRST!
Punk-Tor | July 24, 2008 at 10:39 am
Her daddy took O.J.’s golf bag filled with the murder weapon and got rid of the contents somewhere.
jessie | July 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
Check out the two mexicans in pic #1 contemplating how many relatives they hide in Kim’s ass when smuggling them into the country.
Deacon Jones | July 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
Look at the dude with the newspaper in the background. That’s me
Cadillac Escalade | July 24, 2008 at 10:43 am
I could park under that thing
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 24, 2008 at 10:43 am
Is it really necessary to promote the gypsy stereotype by wearing those earrings? I half expect them to be aflame with small poodles leaping through them.
joel | July 24, 2008 at 10:49 am
That + one large jar of vaseline, a spatula, and you wont be seeing me for a while…delicious
Poringo | July 24, 2008 at 10:50 am
MOAR!
FlyLip Celebrity News and Gossip | July 24, 2008 at 10:52 am
Mooooooo. Cow!
Black Jack | July 24, 2008 at 10:56 am
Kim reminds me of the middle aged fat ladies in the casinos at Laughlin Nevada that wear their girdles with butt pads/ and or shelf support and it makes their big butts look freaky unnatural. The only difference is Kim does not dye her hair blonde. Poor fat ass Kim wears the girldes that middle aged and old women wear.
Gar | July 24, 2008 at 10:57 am
@#6 Ha Ha Ha Ha !
a pervert cartographer.
A-1 | July 24, 2008 at 11:00 am
Damn, her ass does look big in these photos. But some guys do like it that way!
dude_on | July 24, 2008 at 11:00 am
That isn’t sexy. She could do a carnival act with that ass and come out right behind the bearded lady. I suggest a radical assectomy pronto… or at least be an ass donor to say like Posh… or any other ass challenged celeb-skank.
Chuckles | July 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
#8,9, 11,15 have the funniest comments so far. I am looking forward to reading more funny comments.
#15 does have a point. Kim’s big butt does looks like a middled aged or old woman trying to make her big butt look perky by wearing a girdle, but it looks freaky instead.
Chuckles | July 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
#8,9, 11,14, 15 have the funniest comments so far. I am looking forward to reading more funny comments.
#15 does have a point. Kim’s big butt does looks like a middled aged or old woman trying to make her big butt look perky by wearing a girdle, but it looks freaky instead.
Peter Fitznicentite | July 24, 2008 at 11:04 am
Yea, ridiculously AWESOME and HOT! Kim has curves in all the RIGHT places!
I have no idea why people would hate on her for her booty. Scrumptous!
Sportsdvl | July 24, 2008 at 11:07 am
An ass only a black guy can love…. (or pee on)
Maurice | July 24, 2008 at 11:08 am
I wish Kim would not wear her girldles because it makes her sexy big butt look weird and I love natural looking big fat butts. Kim stop with the ugly butt girdles and walk around with your natural looking delicious big fat butt. I would love to see your natural looking sexy fat butt shake like jello when you walk.
Cu grande | July 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
But, do you think Kim has a big ass?!!! Do you want to see a real big and nice ass? BIG, NICE and DELICIOUS ASS??? WANNA SEE?
Look for Andressa Soares, the “Mulher Melancia” specially on youtube
I help you http://mulhermelancia.blogspot.com/
whoad | July 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
hahahahahaha…im sorry but i dont mean to be racsist but white people have such a huuuuuuge problem with this woman’s backside…why? who gives a shit? why do you all act like her nice plump ass is the coming of the apocalypse? so she’s got a big tush…get over it! hahhahaha you crackers crack me the fuck up!!
Jamal | July 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
#21
Only a man like you and me with a fat fetish could truly appreciate Kim’s large hips, large thighs, and large ass. Kim is a sexy large woman and I hope she stops wearing her ridiculous girdles.
josh | July 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
@5
Amen.
snow | July 24, 2008 at 11:12 am
What’s wrong with a girl having an ass , you know some guys
actually like a woman that doesn’t look like a 12 year old boy
from behind.. that’s called gay fyi
J-Ro | July 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
Dude i’m white and love her booty
JJ | July 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
#28
Her ass is too big. A nice small shapely tight ass works for me. Enjoy your fat fetish.
Winston | July 24, 2008 at 11:19 am
#25
I understand that a lot of black people favor big fat asses but the rest of us want a women that knows how to push herself away from the plate and have a nice sexy backside, not a big fat ass like Kim. I am not impressed with Kim’s fat. Some people say it is all in the right places, but think about it, all Kim did was shove a bunch of food in her mouth to get fat in her ass, hips, and thighs. I not impressed with her addiction to food but I am impressed with females addicted to exercising regularly and maintaining a fit and not fat body type.
Winston | July 24, 2008 at 11:20 am
#25
I understand that a lot of black people favor big fat asses but the rest of us want a women that knows how to push herself away from the plate and have a nice sexy backside, not a big fat ass like Kim. I am not impressed with Kim’s fat. Some people say it is all in the right places, but think about it, all Kim did was shove a bunch of food in her mouth to get fat in her ass, hips, and thighs. I not impressed with her addiction to food but I am impressed with females addicted to exercising regularly and maintaining a fit and not fat body type.
? | July 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
So anyone who likes a woman with meat on her bones has a fat fetish. Mkay. You people probably have no fucking idea what a fetish actually is.
Second, to the idiot who said liking 12 year old boys means you’re “gay.” Get bent, you ignorant twat. It means you’re a pedophile.
The intelligence level on these comment threads is making Jessica Simpson look like a MENSA member.
simplicity | July 24, 2008 at 11:26 am
NEXT..
come on ..
please stop posting about this nobody
Mario | July 24, 2008 at 11:27 am
Poor desperate Kim is trying to get attention the only way she knows how by wearing her girdle with extra support and lift. My wife had 3 kids and wears girdles like Kim with extra support and lift and I’d rather her go natural because it does make her butt look strange.
Sportsdvl | July 24, 2008 at 11:28 am
Actually #25 – I don’t think us ‘crackers’ think she is the end of the world except for the fact that she’s famous for having a fat ass and being pee’d on by some wanna be rapper. That is what is wrong with her. Now, we do like to make fun of her ass ’cause it is so out of place on her that it seems impossible but most of us know that most black dudes love a big juicy ass. More power to you my brother! So, enjoy that ass and even take a whizz on it if you want (as she gets off on that).
Anwar | July 24, 2008 at 11:31 am
#33
Dude there is nothing wrong with having a fat fetish. Meat on bones=fat and I love it and I am proud to show it. Guys like you have trouble saying I have a fat fetish and will use other words to describe fat like meat on bones, curvy, and thick. I’m in fat heaven where ever I go because there are plenty of fat ass sexy chicks like Kim.
etr | July 24, 2008 at 11:32 am
@12 Amen
I like Superficial’s obsession much more than Geekologie’s.
Vero | July 24, 2008 at 11:33 am
I have a body like Kim and I once wore a girdle like hers and I felt like a freak because people would stare at me or make jokes about my butt. I suppose I deserved it because extra support girdles do make the butt look bigger and unnatural.
Mitch Haase | July 24, 2008 at 11:41 am
Her ass looks just like Homer Simpson’s ass. Why is that attractive? I prefer a more masculine ass on my women.
mitchhaase.blogspot.com
Queen Diva | July 24, 2008 at 11:41 am
Seriously….do you think she has ass implants?
Sportsdvl | July 24, 2008 at 11:47 am
Nice work you asshat douche #41.
Either you are 9yrs old and thought that was funny or you are stuck inside Kim’s gigantic ass and all those “buttpads” were just echoes…..
http://webescape.wordpress.com/ | July 24, 2008 at 11:47 am
Her sisters all have very large asses in proportion to their waists and calves as well, I don’t know, but if she did that to herself willingly surely that’s a form of self harm :D
Doc | July 24, 2008 at 11:50 am
#42
Kim is simply wearing a girdle with extra support and or butt pads and it makes her big wide square butt look bigger and freaky. Surely you have seen these big freaky looking butts all over the US because most females are 30 pounds or more overweight like Kim.
Karma | July 24, 2008 at 11:53 am
Jesus, stop calling her fat! She has very wide set hips and yes a big ass, but she is NOT fat. Have you at all focused on the rest of her? Slim waist, decent thighs, slim arms…that’s just her figure and there is nothing she can do about it.
Now if you called her vapid, pointless or idiotic you’d be in the money.
havoc | July 24, 2008 at 11:54 am
PERFECT……
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Nicole | July 24, 2008 at 11:54 am
#41 is a very cool song, by DMB… to bad your not #41, your a buttpadd
Kimberly | July 24, 2008 at 11:59 am
My former co-worker has a big butt like Kim. She use to have different size butts depending on what type of girdle she wore. It became the joke of the office and it was quite amusing to hear all the comments the guys would make. I worked in Engineering at the time and the fat secretaries/clerks usually wear the girdles with butt pads or extra support.
sixpack | July 24, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I want to fluff it like Ren does to Stimpy and use it as a pillow.
Ahhh……
kit kitten | July 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm
her clothes look really cheap.