Kim Kardashian picked up a coffee while shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday in Los Angeles and lucky for us she wore the velour tracksuit. It’s almost like she has a Death Star permanently attached to her lower back. I bet that thing could fire beams that destroy entire planets. And can you imagine having sex with that thing? I know I can. Though the apartment above me probably wishes I didn’t “imagine” so much. Hey, how was I supposed to know your TV’s right above my bed? You never invite me over for beer and porn like a good neighbor. Who cares if you’re a 90-year-old woman? Friendship doesn’t have an age limit.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Cowgirl | November 20, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I would like to thank many people for this opportunity to be first this morning. I’d like to start with the manufacturers of Japanese green tea……
lux | November 20, 2007 at 12:32 pm
That’s pretty incredible…her thighs are even pretty slim, and then the ass just projects out, defying all gravity.
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Hey fishdude, you can come over to my house, every night is beer and porn night..
What is this? Big giant ass day?
dancee | November 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
Sam | November 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Oh. She is pretty! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. But don’t know if it is her.
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | November 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
That ass has seriously been transmogrified.
Mactank | November 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm
woow nice ass.. http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
ph7 | November 20, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Ass-tastic!
Ted from LA | November 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Fish=Assman
Kim Lardassian is famous why? Is it because her dad got OJ off for double murder? Is there something more? WHAT am I missing people? Lardassian should give about 20 pounds of ass to that poor little Olsen twin below.
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm
#4 and 5 I will kick your ASS..
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 12:45 pm
#9 now that is funny!
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Holy Fucking Hell!!.. Is Mary-Kate hiding in there?..
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I was hoping to see her signature “here’s–how-I–squat-on–a-toilet” pose. I guess I will have to go to FishNeedsToLoseTheSpammers.com in order to see this recently single and rich woman.
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 12:47 pm
TED! Get outta my brain!!..
Uncle Eccoli | November 20, 2007 at 12:47 pm
She is completely disgusting. That is not all her – she has stuffed her pants. It’s pathetic, really.
tiredoftheseassholes | November 20, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the animal fucking club ANIMALFUCKERS.COM not long before! “She is very picky about animals,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be very near in species or she won’t fuck them!”
Lowlands | November 20, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I’ve a new Darwinian theory about uncomfortable pews and Armenian female bums.Anybody want to hear it?
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I think the Fish man was a butt baby!!
Why is this bitch even famous? Because she can give a BJ in front of a video camera? That would make half the people here famous..
FRIST what are we drinking for lunch??
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 1:08 pm
do tell Lowlands.
shank | November 20, 2007 at 1:12 pm
come on now, that butt has had some work done…its disproportional to the rest of her body! its too much
Sam Hain | November 20, 2007 at 1:12 pm
@17
let’s hear it
havoc | November 20, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Who cares? I would pound that ass all night long.
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gotmilk? | November 20, 2007 at 1:16 pm
enough with those ridiculous velor gettups!
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 1:17 pm
havoc. maybe you could pound it into a normal size. How the fuck does she not fall backwards?..
gerard Vandenberg | November 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sunglasses damnit!! People love it when they’re allowed to look people straight in the eyes, THEY SIMPLY LOVE THAT!!
By the way, your ass is indeed looking extremely healthy!!
sharpeidude | November 20, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I’m pretty sure you could land a helicopter on that ass!
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Veggi – she uses titanium Ben Wa balls
Lowlands | November 20, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Colossal bums could be caused by uncomfortable pews…*Coin falls*
Joe | November 20, 2007 at 1:20 pm
She’s on about minute 12 of her 15….but damn, I’d hit it.
Joe | November 20, 2007 at 1:21 pm
She’s on about minute 12 of her 15….but damn, I’d hit it.
EllyBell | November 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
it’s getting bigger. you genuinely could rest a cup of tea on it. birds could maybe even nest there. do you think her nerves extend through it’s entire mass? because i bet you could rest the cup of tea on it without her noticing.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:25 pm
@26 Land a helicopter? She could dock an Aircraft carrier in that ass..
Shallow Val | November 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Not for nothing but there’s a reason why she walks around in those track suits. She needs to cover the push-up ass bra she wears for assentuate (sic) her nether region.
She is a disgusting media whore and needs to be hit by a mack truck like NOW!
Shallow Val | November 20, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I meant “to”
TS | November 20, 2007 at 1:29 pm
OK, I’m sorry, but that ass is downright terrible. It’s so disproportionate. It’s like the Rocky Dennis of asses. A total mutant.
LayDeeBug | November 20, 2007 at 1:31 pm
These Hollywood people swear up and down that their shit is real. With all the cosmo surgery out there, I do not put it past this puta to have gotten ass implants, since she obviously has no personality to speak of.
Then after a few years, she actually believes that she was born with that monster and her mind can’t tell fariy-tale from fantasy (cuz there ain’t no reality in LaLa land.)
Spiraticus | November 20, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Me thinks a ginormous tumors is growing on her ass cheeks. Possibly an alien lifeform. Why is she not being examined by nasa? Someone help her before her ass explodes and causes a nuclear meltdown. Life as we know it is in danger! The radiation coming out of one buttcheek is enough to doom the planet!!
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 1:34 pm
28: lol, good thing she doesn’t do church. Wouldn’t want her to burst into flames in the house of the lord.
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 1:34 pm
btw, is your name from an Iggy Pop concert?
Spiraticus | November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
#36 There is not enough silicone on planet Earth to create those enormous buttcheeks. Planet Remulac has dozens of silicone creatures. Thanks for advancing the alien buttcheek Theory. Someone notify Nasa, A.S.A.P.!!
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 1:40 pm
#18 Jimbo, oh, I dunno, I think I’m just going to take my liver and see what I can squeeze out of it from last night..
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm
#35: So you are saying that ass would look much better on Dog The Bounty Hunters’ wife?
em | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
is it my imagination, or did that thing get bigger?
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
FRIST there is a new post.