Kim Kardashian’s ass is fully operational

November 20th, 2007 // 140 Comments
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Kim Kardashian picked up a coffee while shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday in Los Angeles and lucky for us she wore the velour tracksuit. It’s almost like she has a Death Star permanently attached to her lower back. I bet that thing could fire beams that destroy entire planets. And can you imagine having sex with that thing? I know I can. Though the apartment above me probably wishes I didn’t “imagine” so much. Hey, how was I supposed to know your TV’s right above my bed? You never invite me over for beer and porn like a good neighbor. Who cares if you’re a 90-year-old woman? Friendship doesn’t have an age limit.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

  1. She has no talent, but I have to admit she IS pretty.

  2. isitin

    I think she is disgusting. I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole.

  3. jerryo

    Does she ever wear anything that DOESN’T accentuate her abnormally HUGE ass? If asses were airports, she’d be an international hub!….::as Sir Mixalot:: “I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny!…”

  4. Mama Pinkus

    Honestly she looks somewhat exquisite now but in a decade that big ass will turn very, very nasty.

  5. squab

    I bet she can make some gigantic turds with that gigantic ass!

  6. jack222

    She is a brave girl. Her profile was found at the millionarie singles dating club millionairecupid.com last week. She has posted tens of nice photos there.

  7. guys, you are all crazy

  8. KB

    With her legs being so skinny, her butt looks almost gross in that it is so out of proportion with the rest of her lower body. I wonder if she has butt implants. She almost needs to work on her legs (which might make her ass even bigger–which is a scary thought), but at least her legs should grow somewhat and hopefully she would become more proportional

  9. choocher

    Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when you try to tap that death star ass, superfish.

  10. Victoria

    It’s actually a pretty hot ass, but it seems like some sort of deformity causing her ass to be THAT fucking large

  11. Auntie Kryst

    These were good pics, you can now really appreciate how inhumanly deformed her ass is. It’s obvious now that when the goat shepherdess sits down she looks a couple inches taller.

  12. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You

    Stop the stupidity. There are no buttplants. She’s a pretty girl with a big butt. When a pear shaped girl works out, this is the best she can hope for. There is a lot of genetics here. Look at her mom.

    K2 hasn’t pistol whipped a cop, snorted a bowl of coke, or had any issues of driving on the highway while drunk. Her biggest offense is that she trusted the person she thought was her soulmate…sometimes this happens after three years of intimate dating.

    The same morons ripping this woman to shreds are the same people ripping Posh and Hayen P. to shreds. You’re idiots.

    It’s okay to be superficial in public, and it’s usually expected under constant scrutiny of cameras, but none of these women make this place a worse place to live.

    Three pretty women, and they appear to be stooped in reality. None of them are going to end your life or the lives of your loved ones by doing something entirely selfish…like texting through a traffic light or driving drunk.

    F-you. Sometimes people aren’t as bad as you make them out to be.

    K2 is cute. She’s not stupid, either, which is more woman than most of you could ever hope to land. Kiss your lotion goodnight, you jack-off bastards.

  13. tYLER pERRY

    Imagine her farting. UGHHHHHHHHH

  14. Remie W.

    THE KARDASHIANS ARE UTTER TRASH. THEIR SHOW IS A FAMILY OF SHALLOW EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS NARCISSIST KIDS WITH PARENTS WHO ARE TALKED TO LIKE ASSHOLES AND LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. BRUCE JENNER IS THE MOST IDIOTIC TO STAY WITH SUCH A NASTY WHORE LIKE CRIS AIRHEAD JENNER.

  15. mia

    Oh I see you changed the top story again fish! Haha.
    Cool. Kim K is much much much more interesting and better to look at than Owen Wilson and whatever current chicks he decides to go about with.

  16. Edie

    Their tv show “The Kardashians” is such garbage. Those kids are useless pieces of dirt. They show ZERO RESPECT for their parents and each other. They are all whores and display their despicable behavior fo the public to hate them. YOu won we hate you all.

  17. TIMOTHY

    KARDASHIANS BEAT THE LOHANS FOR TRASH FAMILY OF THE YEAR! THEY ARE SICKENING TO WATCH AND THEY DISPLAY SUCH STUPIDITY ON ALL LEVELS. THEY HATE BRUCE AND HE IS A WIMP WHO LETS HIS WHORE WIFE DO ALL THE ATROCIOUS PARENTING.

  18. Vickie

    TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT.

  19. Stephen

    she’s the role model of what you don’t want your daughter to be: a talentless classless slut with zero qualities and no brain.

  20. BunnyButt

    IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR ARE WE SEEING A LOT MORE POSTS TYPED ALL IN CAPS?

  21. rob zoomby

    It looks like she hasn’t taken a shit in 5 years

  22. linda

    How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… omg if it is true!

  23. Buck

    No. It’s too big. Faaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. She looks totally out of proportion. There’s a pic of Beyonce on another site that looks similar: Pretty face, nice clothes….GIGANTIC ASS. I guess I am not one of those guys who prefers the big old booty on a woman. My wife is a skinny little thing with a small butt, and that’s fine with me!

  24. Buck

    No. It’s too big. Faaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. She looks totally out of proportion. There’s a pic of Beyonce on another site that looks similar: Pretty face, nice clothes….GIGANTIC ASS. I guess I am not one of those guys who prefers the big old booty on a woman. My wife is a skinny little thing with a small butt, and that’s fine with me!

  25. TheBEAST

    I think she really was born with that thing. I know alot of people who are Middle Eastern, Armenian, Persian, etc…. Their girls have really really nice bodies. I know a Lebanese girl at my university that has an ass equally as nice as hers.

  26. how can she have thin legs when she has a big butt! jealous!

  27. bigbig

    yea, really too big

  28. oh my god, her ass is so hot …. that make her more sexy. Perfect figure… Like the girl I met on http://www.casualpal.com, they are all unbelievable sexy

  29. fdsgd

    It’s too big. Faaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. She looks totally out of proportion. There’s a pic of Beyonce on another site that looks similar: Pretty face, nice clothes….GIGANTIC ASS. I guess I am not one of those guys who prefers the big old booty on a woman. My wife is a skinny little thing with a small butt, and that’s fine with me!

  30. Because of your fully operational ASS, my hands and dick are fully operational!!
    btw: MASTURBATING IS DEFINITELY NO CRIME!!

  31. Ooba Gooba

    This skank is an absolute waste of space.

  32. Ooba Gooba

    This skank is an absolute waste of space.

  33. RENEE...

    When the fuck is this chick gonna stop wearing those damn velour outfits?! They are so passe, she looks ridiculous. And those pants with the pockets sticking out because of her big ass just look so stupid, not attractive at all. Yes Kim…we all see your enormous implanted ass. Who cares? She looks like she has a damn diaper on! Fool!

  34. A

    she has a top 5 ass of all time, why is it that people can’t appreciate a thick women. Skinny women are the ones that are disgusting with their bones sticking out. I don’t understand how skinny women even keep their pants on if they have no hips or ass

  35. Ted from LA

    Whose #1 on your list, Mama Cass?

  36. millionairefriends.com is a known kiddy porn dumping site

  37. I’m only watching and I really really wish to touch that ass…

  38. Wiley

    Why would anyone want to watch that show anyways? None of them have any talent and it appears that their entire lives revolve around sex and looking sexy. There are millions of families more interesting than this one, and certainly a lot better looking. Makes you wonder what’s going on there to have these young girls so sexed up all the time.

  39. BBC

    HaHa sh*tholefatasskardison Pimp It while U can!
    Tis Hoe will have bigger ASSSTRETCHMARKS after her BIRTHING
    dayshttp://pagesperso-orange.fr/lhvisi/KimKardashian_.jpg

  40. devin

    your a fucking loser

  41. BigOne

    Ughhh.. I can’t look at her without throwing up a little in my mouth, because everytime I do, I see an image of that video where she is getting violated by that big buck negro.

  42. FAKE

    That butt is SOOO fake.. It does not even look right.. i GUARANTEEEEEEE if you find pics when she was younger.. there will be NO BUTT close to that…believe me.. when you have a butt like that.. you ALWAYS had it.. even as a kid..an a$$ Is nothing like breast develpment… you ALWAYS have a BUTT even when you’re young….. i wonder if there are any pics of her when she was younger that are floating around. Fake! Fake! Fake!!!!

  43. Erica

    WOW!!!!!!! She’s luky she’s hot!

  44. Rachel

    I bet that fat ass cunt sure knows how to stink up a bathroom…ewwwww……

  45. Scott

    I heard that she clogged up the toilet at Ghost bar, totally disgusting!!

  46. vitobonespur

    Personally, I think Kim is a babe and I love that big round fanny. Women are supposed to be round!

    Furthermore, I think Kim’s sisters are hotties too. Playboy ought to get off the dime and feature all three of them in a pictorial.

  47. Jackson

    Kim has a huge loose cellulite ass and has to wear butt pads ha! ha!

    Kim has to hide her huge loose ass when wearing a swim suit ha! ha!

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