Fucking. FINALLY.
Here’s Kim Kardashian on a photo shoot for QuickTrim today and somebody actually took a shot of her ass in a bikini. Unfortunately, I can’t help but feel robbed considering I expected to see an entire civilization living atop of it, complete with little suspension bridges. Next to the airport.
UPDATE: Added some more pics that make up in clarity what they lack in… assery?
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Jestersdead | April 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm
First Bitches!!! wooooooo
methinks | April 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm
not bad at all
bubba | April 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm
oh my
bubba | April 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm
oh my
Fat Assssssssssssssssssssssssssss | April 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Big enough for it’s own zip code…..
Jay Popeski | April 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Bootyful! Fantasstic!
Jestersdead | April 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Seriously it’s NOT good, but not as bad as I thought it would be. I really hate this nobody, but she is doable
Beebaby | April 1, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I wonder if her thighs rub together
oh i know | April 1, 2010 at 5:31 pm
how ironic that this is a photo shoot for QuickTrim!
No GayTards | April 1, 2010 at 5:32 pm
She is so fine! Her skin tone, her curves, just delicious!!!
eatme | April 1, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I’m really not liking the last pic, the…
“wtf, how did you get behind me with your camera and I KNOW what you just took photos of even though it’s in our contract that there are to be NO ass shots whatsoever because, despite my fame, hotness and peddling of diet crap, I’m super self conscious of my huge ass”
…shot.
Crusty | April 1, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I had already called my therapist in anticipation that these pictures would make me suicidal. Appointment cancelled.
Johnny | April 1, 2010 at 5:36 pm
OH…MY…GOD…I JUST CAME ONCE I SAW THAT PICTURE.
Javiera | April 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I think that giving that she just gave birht, it´s not bad at all, dont´you think??? I´m asking at the staff of the website because I´m from Chile and I dont´understand what you say by “it´s the apocalypse”! it´s not big as jennifer lopez ass..for example.
what do you think (web site writers).
PS: I LOVE YOUR WORK.
Georgeo | April 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Hahahaha!! Look at that lard ass cellulite bucket!
mikeybikey | April 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
good lord almighty, i would DESTROY that.
TheJoker07 | April 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Wow finally! Its as rare as Bigfoot.
AssAssIn | April 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Don’t squeeze the Charminian.
sandar | April 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm
already this sow bitch found another brother in an airport it wont bs long now he’ll be buried in her ass with his meatpole!!! the karTRASHians strike again, what is the fastination wth these F#*@n slut pigface bitches? lets TRASH the karTRASHians once and for all, i can’t take it anymore.
P.S. the thighs dont rub because she keeps a butt plug in her ass and that maintains the spread in case she has to go a day or two without a dick in it
slevels | June 28, 2010 at 8:32 am
y do you u hate someone that doesnt even know you exist, and u came here just to talk trash, i hope your a female bcuz what your saying is what an ugly jealous bitch would say
SALLY | April 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I have a big butt too and i’m only 5’1. i’m skinny everywhere else but by arse and i’m really embarrassed by it.
slevels | June 28, 2010 at 8:36 am
if your skinny everywhere else than you have what I and a ton of other men dream of, dont be embarrassed, you should be proud somen pay a lot of $ for that, everyone always wants what they dont have but trust meyour good and show em what your workin with peace
SALLY | April 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I have a big butt too and i’m only 5’1. i’m skinny everywhere else but by arse and i’m really embarrassed by it.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | April 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I hate this fat assed no talent bitch. The only talent she has is deep throating black dicks.
hellcat | April 1, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Now that is a beautiful body. So nice to see healthy curves. It ain’t easy keeping that shape in check. Well done, Kim.
eatme | April 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm
@SALLY
I’m sure that you look great. Maybe you can post some candids for our viewing pleasure?
Jojo | April 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Oh yes! So plump and juicy. She is smokin hot. She’s not famous for her talent so stop questioning it. She’s famous cuz she’s hot. Oh yeah, and for the sex tape. Love that video! Every photo op she gets she should show off that ass of hers. It’s what WE ALL WANT.
ILD | April 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm
And I always thought she was like Barney Stinson, no matter what angle you shoot her from, her butt is always pointing away from the camera. Guess she must have sneezed.
e | April 1, 2010 at 6:09 pm
FAT LARD ASS.
hellcat | April 1, 2010 at 6:16 pm
@ 14. Javiera
The writer is being sarcastic because Kim does not show her fantastic ass. Also, it was her sister who just gave birth, Kim has no children.
hellcat | April 1, 2010 at 6:20 pm
@ 14. Javiera,
The writer is being sarcastic because Kim never shows off her ass.
Also, it was her sister who just had a baby, Kim has no children.
TekMoney | April 1, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Gasp… this is truly epic. You know what? Forget Katy Perry’s last post! THIS is the post of 2010 so far!
who dat | April 1, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Not a bad body. Too bad about her personality & being an attention whore.
Sport | April 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm
not bad looking but still an ego-maniacal-no-talent-ATTENTION-WHORE.
turd da third | April 1, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I think I smell buffalo..
Yen Yen | April 1, 2010 at 7:01 pm
who this girl? She big! My village could eat for a week this girl. ^_^
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Rasputins Liver | April 1, 2010 at 7:25 pm
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Annnnd the obsession with pork butt Kardashian continues.
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We read comments on this site and elsewhere about black guys and their apparent attraction to fat, cellulite-ladened chicks, I just gotta say I don’t get it.
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What’s so hot about rippling fat, cellulite, stretchmarks and overall lardiness?
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I agree that super skinny death camp looking chicks or chicks with no ass are kinda…eh…maybe not so hot. But obese, grotesquely proportioned, cottage cheese textured fat broads are appalling and vomitus-generating at best.
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Kim’s ass, thighs and cankles are totally gross, man. The ass is like ten pounds of pure grade A lard on each cheek. The cottage cheese thunder thighs…arrrgh. And those stumpy cankles.
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Ok, some Jabba The Hutt chicks have great personalities and that is important to be sure. And perhaps that sometimes outweighs (pun intended) the mountains of lard. But skipping the personality, on average, what’s even remotely sexually attractive about 200 to 400 pounds of gelatinous fat, cellulite and stretch marks?
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What about it lard chasers? What turns you lovers of the obese on about them being obese? Especially you weird black dudes who apparently dig deep fat fried lard asses?
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Is it some sort of deep fat fried ghetto Oedipal thing?
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BEA | April 1, 2010 at 7:52 pm
i can c why she usually keeps it covered by sarong, spanx, etc….it’s flabby and mishapen.
Loch Ness Monster | April 1, 2010 at 7:54 pm
I’d like to take credit for snapping this pic. It was a tough call since it was either her ass or Bigfoot who just happen to be in the area.
The ass wins everytime.
FATTY'NYJETSFANF | April 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I WANT!!!!! her to BACK that BIG’JUICY’ASS on to my face!!!!!!!!!
jt | April 1, 2010 at 8:02 pm
yum
Jesse Jackson | April 1, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Oh yeah….the ass-pocalypse is here. Don’t run…embrace it….let the doughy cheeks of doom envelope you….nom nom nom….
no_innocent_papparazzi | April 1, 2010 at 8:12 pm
MY BIG FAT LONG PENIS IS ROCK HARD OVER KIM KARDASHIAN’S ASS.
Bootilicious | April 1, 2010 at 8:12 pm
hot** Baby got back
harry satchel | April 1, 2010 at 8:19 pm
@36 NAILED IT! So unbelievably overrated. Look at the chasm in the right cheek…it looks like it’s made of pancake batter. And it’s only gonna get LLLAAARRRRRGGERRRR.
Put it all away, Kim. Sell all the swimwear and spare us all.
___ | April 1, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Stumpy legs, dumpy ass, poorly toned calves.
But from the ribcage up she’s pretty hot. Although definitely not as hot as she thinks she is.
NALGON | April 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm
This is a HUGE FUCKING DEAL!!!!!
its not even that good, I see porn stars that trump that ass in goodness all day.
Lenny | April 1, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Come on #22, be honest it’s the black dick thing that’s really eating you up alive.
Rough out of the office | April 1, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Yep! still the 9th wonder of the world. If you don’t have proof its fake, then quit making up your own news….
GIRL | April 1, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Too bad this photo is of terrible quality.. in her favor.
bevo | April 1, 2010 at 9:15 pm
If I were a rich, black athlete, then I will drill that ass everyday and twice on Saturdays.
Dave Duke | April 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Well, now we have it established. The real reason this Armenian blubber butt likes the brothers is because they are the only ones with schlongs long enough to penetrate her hairy twat through those massive crater-filled ass cheeks.