Kim Kardashian’s ass conquers worlds

June 5th, 2007 // 237 Comments
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Holy Christ. I can appreciate a round posterior as much as the next person, but this is just out of control. She looks like she’s got a pillow stuffed back there. And by pillow I mean eight pillows. And by eight pillows I mean an entire sofa bed. I wouldn’t be surprised if some circus clowns started climbing out of there.

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Comments (237)

  1. joe | June 5, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Frist

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  2. Um | June 5, 2007 at 11:58 am

    I’ve heard of stuffing bras, but stuffing your ass?

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    • liz | March 19, 2011 at 2:08 am

      Lmbo haha tureee!!!!!! soo damn T R U E!!! i think she has tho’s booty boosters that you see on those advertising trying to sell you thing’s lol i bet she was the first one to call! lol:p

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  3. Superevil | June 5, 2007 at 11:58 am

    No effing way

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  4. Buzz | June 5, 2007 at 11:59 am

    ba donk a donk

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  5. lambman | June 5, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    There’s obviously something going on here, she clearly knows the person taking the pic is looking at her butt and is arching her back to show it off. I actually do think she’s got something stuffed back that, that just doesn’t look natural.

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  6. JigglyPop | June 5, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Which one is her ass?

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  7. LukeWarmwater | June 5, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Looks like she’s hiding 2 volkswagen bugs in her pants.

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  8. JadisOne | June 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    I just love her derriere. No wonder Reggie Bush, Nick Cannon and Ray J were after that ass.

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  9. tymmac | June 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    I saw her sex tape and that arse is NOT fake!! It’s the real deal holyfield!!!

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  10. ChangeTheEditor | June 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    Super Fish, please change your editor. Every comment is so predictable and blandly unfunny now.

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  11. anonymous | June 5, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    Gives a hole new meaning to “Cushion for the Pushin”

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  12. p911gt10c | June 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    I have the sex tape at home, he ass is def not that huge!
    What the fuck happened?

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  13. Poroleishon | June 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    That even beats JLo´s big bum bum… I guess.

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  14. Jimbo ∞ | June 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    I just looks that way when she tucks her pubic hair back in a pony tail before going out.

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  15. AndresV | June 5, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    I think #9 and #12 need to get together, watch the damn tape and give us a definitive answer….

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  16. bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    holy hell #14, that was funny!

    that looks like one of those fake fat suit asses. is that for real people? be it real or not, it looks bad.

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  17. WowJustWow | June 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    See? Wearing black doesn’t hide things.

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  18. gina | June 5, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    No way that’s not real No Way No Way Noooo

    http://www.innerdrama.com/

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  19. r0b0-h0b0 | June 5, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Ohohohohho, yeeeeeeesssssss……

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  20. Trott Felipe | June 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    That’s what I’m fucking talking about. Did anybody else hear about Kim Kardashian fucking Trott Felipe and then shitting on his chest? It was on tmz.com this morning…

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  21. Fluffy Butt | June 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    looks like she’s been stuffin’ them Twinkies in the wrong Hole. stupid bitch …

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  22. MymythatisQuiteanAss | June 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    I don’t even know who she is… but man, you’d surely find some spare change under those couch cushions.

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  23. Conky | June 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    I want to see that in a thong.

    Thanks.

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  24. Yahoo Serious | June 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    I read someone that she had the pornstar makeover. She was not hot before plastic surgery. Anyway, here is another picture that shows off her backside:

    http://carpemundus.com/blog1/kim.jpg

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  25. Boba Fett | June 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Publicity stunt.

    Either that, or her butt is allergic to Ray J’s piss.

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  26. kimmy | June 5, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    good lord!!! i’ve never seen anything like that!!!! she probly has those panties that are stuffed…..jennifer lopez wears those. i think it’s really nasty!!!!

    BADONKADONK!!!!

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  27. Doomhammer | June 5, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    That is photoshopped you morons.

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  28. veggi | June 5, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    With those giant asscheeks, she has to fuck black guys – the average white penis isn’t long enough to penetrate her.

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  29. Marion | June 5, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    TMZ reports it as unaltered; I was assuming it came from one of their own photographers. I’m pretty sure that’s the real deal.

    And it’s terrifying.

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  30. Freck | June 5, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    At first, I saw this headline and I was like OHHOONOOO! The last thing I want in this world is some stupid bitch being famous for being nothing other than a dumb bitch, and then, I saw that ass, and I was like Damn, girl, welcome to the internet. May your ass haunt webpages for months to come.

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  31. iamsosmrt | June 5, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    #21 and #25 HILARIOUS. Thank you that was just what I needed today.

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  32. Zoey Lund | June 5, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Awesome.

    Who is she?

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  33. aimme | June 5, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Why in the world is this woman smuggling a watermelon down the back of her pants?

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  34. Wanky | June 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    damn i would hit that shit hard!!

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  35. Shooter | June 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Wow, you could bounce a quarter off that ass (by a quarter, I mean a quarter ton).

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  36. Spindoc | June 5, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Oh Come on, NO God would give a girl an ass like that and then skimp on the titts. Thats just MEAN!

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  37. bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    if i were her, i would put some serious though into toning that up. that ass is one fat cell away from being a sloppy mess.

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  38. Shooter | June 5, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    No worries, doc, when she sits down, her tits grow.

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  39. bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    *thought*

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  40. wedgeone | June 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Maybe she forgot to wash off the residue after performing a Cleveland Steamer. The next (black) guy is in for big surprise…

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  41. Binky | June 5, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    I think she’s trying to sneak in a ‘cake’ for Paris.

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  42. dr phil | June 5, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    The problem with an ass that fat is that it’ll smell – her crack is so deep that over time it becomes sweaty and filled with skid-tarred toilet paper flecks. Not a good combo. You’d definitely have to hose her down first. Which, by the way, is highly recommended by the medical community if you intend to poke a coon-lover.

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  43. Bern | June 5, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    That thing looks amazing. I want to nestle into it and take a nap … while masturbating.

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  44. Crap Tonight | June 5, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    And the Kardashian Warship sneaks in from behind

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  45. Brock Landers | June 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Is she part African American?

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  46. Shooter | June 5, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    No Brock, but she’s had African American parts….

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  47. Chauncey Gardner | June 5, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Jesus Harold Christ – that’s unnatural. She looks like something out of one of Crispin Glover’s self-produced movies. The funny thing is, having an ass that disgustingly world-like probably hasn’t done anything to her overreaching self-esteem like it would a normal person.

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  48. sparkles13 | June 5, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    HOLY HYPER INFLATED GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BATMAN!

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  49. ThatDude | June 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    Woow!!

    Maybe this is the beginning of an Ass-implant Craze. She is riding, pun intended, the success of her recent porn and hopes to be the spokes model for fake asses everywhere.

    Either that or she is smuggling immigrant midgets in her ass to assist, again pun intended, with her budding porn career. (Midgets get great close up shots)

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  50. Felipe | June 5, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Masturbating furiously

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