Kim Kardashian to incrementally reveal her ass on Dancing with the Stars

August 29th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing like using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bless you, ABC! People reports:

“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said during a launch party for the Pink Blackberry Curve at L.A. boutique Intermix. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”
So, will she flaunt what she’s got in sexy and slinky ballroom costumes? Kardashian said she expects to show off more than a little skin as the competition moves forward.

Despite the prospect of some Kim ass I still won’t watch. Mainly because I did the math and it’ll take at least 100 episodes before we see some crack. You can’t fight the numbers, folks.

NOTE: Your eyes are not deceiving you: these are shots of Kim leaving a hair removal center – and, damn, not a moment too soon. Here’s what she looked like prior to treatment. Mamma mia!

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Chrissy

    wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!

  2. dan

    damn she is one ugly chick….whats up with the fat ass lips…..she looks like she just walked out of the jungle……damn hoope her or her sisters dont reproduce………..

  3. Kim Kardashian and Dancing with the Stars would be perfect together- they’re both insane. And I really don’t care to see someone with the IQ lower than her shoes strutting her backside. I can proudly say I’ve never seen a single “reality”…

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