Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing like using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bless you, ABC! People reports:
“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said during a launch party for the Pink Blackberry Curve at L.A. boutique Intermix. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”
So, will she flaunt what she’s got in sexy and slinky ballroom costumes? Kardashian said she expects to show off more than a little skin as the competition moves forward.
Despite the prospect of some Kim ass I still won’t watch. Mainly because I did the math and it’ll take at least 100 episodes before we see some crack. You can’t fight the numbers, folks.
NOTE: Your eyes are not deceiving you: these are shots of Kim leaving a hair removal center – and, damn, not a moment too soon. Here’s what she looked like prior to treatment. Mamma mia!
froto | August 29, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Bangable Persian Booty!
P.S. Sarah Palin has big cans!
Jo Smo | August 29, 2008 at 2:53 pm
doable.
p.s. Sarah Palin is a MILF
rough daddy | August 29, 2008 at 2:59 pm
sarah palin have juicy milk duds? i better rewind that acceptance speech i missed all that,,,blame it on the squeaky voice!
rough daddy | August 29, 2008 at 3:01 pm
who in the hell watch people in ball gown dance! i wouldnt watch even for her!
hey Kim fan losers | August 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm
This quote is Kim herself saying she has a fat flabby ass. Even she thinks you guys have no standards.
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo | August 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I want Pyro to put it in my butt like whut!!!
veggi | August 29, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Sarah Palin’s kids’ names are: Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig.
So she’s THAT mom.
At this point, you’d have to be a Trig to vote for McCain.
veggi | August 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm
McCain for President! I’m a Trig…. weeeeeeee
Jeezy | August 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm
What’s this bitch famous for besides her huge ass?
rough daddy | August 29, 2008 at 3:22 pm
thats the only problem with kim,,,8 to 10 pounds could turn that rear into a nightmare!! shes a goddess now!
Frho | August 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Trig, by the way, is a sped
JodieTart | August 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She is gorgeous I know she’s a vapid and nasal airhead, but she is just so pretty. I want to say something bad about her appearance but I can’t! Shame about the nasal voice and the shallow & vacuous personality.
Ted from LA | August 29, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#7,
Are you shitting me? Are those really her kids names? That alone should preclude her from high office.
Freebie Porn Here | August 29, 2008 at 3:41 pm
dont care unless she is naked.
havoc | August 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
So fucking hot its ridiculous….
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ha (and apparently a buzz kill, the truth hurts fatties) | August 29, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Anyone who can’t tell how much extensive plastic surgery this chick has had on her face needs their eyes checked. Look at the main pick, the michael jackson-esque plastic surgery mutation is begining to make her face look quite non-human, just call her Kim Wideass it works in many ways.
*translation for morons:
Jocelyn Wildenstein is widely known as the world freakiest plastic surgery addict in the worlds and Kim has the widest ass in the world.
Ted from LA | August 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I heard she was only in the shop for 1 hour and they still managed to remove almost 40% of her back hair.
mytwocents | August 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm
normally people would know that your butt etc get smaller with working out etc. she says her def is not going to go away ..thats weird it should if it was real . all regular peoples would get much smaller with the loss of weight….so it makes me wonder if its real..her chest is def not real i have seen before and afters of her trust me your chest doesn’t grow in fullness to that size naturally nat ones aren’t round they are more narrow. She probably also has her nose done …facial laser treatments, cellulite laser therapy..and laser hair removal…
Jamie's Uterus | August 29, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I never knew a public urinal could get so much attention and press.
nastyjay | August 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I freakin LOVE the way those babies are loaded in her top. what a fukkin woman… OMFG!
michele20 | August 29, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Her bag looks cheap!
Randal | August 29, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Well, let me be the first one to call this one. Kim is going to with Dancing with the Stars because not only is she already a star but she can also dance. A lot of people will be shocked when this happens, so for those reading this now, I’m laying it down for you. Kim wins this upcoming season.
Randal
Flush it all away | August 29, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Credit Pixeloo for the “real Mario” image.
imk | August 29, 2008 at 8:09 pm
she’s looking good to me. full lips, big eyes, beautiful hair and a curvy body.
deemus | August 29, 2008 at 9:20 pm
#17 ure right! i honestly thought she only had her butt and boobs done but after seeing that main pick her face has had some work! wowza! this girl is as phony inside as she is out!!!!!
cltsig | August 29, 2008 at 9:54 pm
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sva1994 | August 29, 2008 at 10:05 pm
“There’s nothing using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment.”
And there’s nothing like a grammatically incoherent sentence that reads like it was written by a blind illiterate child to let you know for sure that you’ve discovered The Superficial.
As for her porno, well, didn’t Kelly Monaco win the first season? Wasn’t she a Playboy Playmate? Does anyone really think some kid is going to watch that show and figure, “Hmm……now that I’ve discovered this this public figure, I wanna go see if they’ve done any adult material!”
Johnny K | August 29, 2008 at 11:41 pm
That bitch is ugly. I won’t fuck that slut.
friendlyfires | August 30, 2008 at 4:52 am
Thar she blows! All hands on deck … Hard a port Hooper … follow my hand …stay behind me, Chiefie … steady, Hooper, I’m gonna’ stick another barrel in her …. five degrees port, Hooper …. BLAM! … oh my god she’s under the boat with three barrels … never had go under with three barrels.
gerard Vandenberg | August 30, 2008 at 12:13 pm
………………..WAS “BOTOX” THERE?
Esther Sassaman | August 30, 2008 at 1:01 pm
She is pretty as heck, plus she’s got a Blackberry Curve, I can stand that!
Chenush | August 30, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Public notice: “AIDS walk”.
maria | August 31, 2008 at 4:58 pm
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Tranny | September 1, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I want to see her penis one of these days. I bet Kim has a huge sack as well. I bet you could catch his/her herpes from your screen.
irekh | September 1, 2008 at 11:13 pm
she is sexy. i just found her on a celebrity-dat-ing club ‘S e a r c h i n gM i l l i o n a i r e. c o m”. maybe she just did it for fun?
zoe | September 2, 2008 at 7:44 am
It actually could be f*ckin funny if nobody wanted to comment on the articles about Kim K…
She loves attation, and the fact that nobody wanted to read or look at her, could be funny..
well, im writting now, but you know what I mean?
Jack | September 4, 2008 at 1:04 pm
…show us the BOOTY!
Sher | September 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm
. Jamie’s Uterus – August 29, 2008 5:08 PM
I never knew a public urinal could get so much attention and press.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest thing i’ve heard all nite! BY FAR!
Sher | September 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm
. Jamie’s Uterus – August 29, 2008 5:08 PM
I never knew a public urinal could get so much attention and press.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest thing i’ve heard all nite! BY FAR!
Ashley | September 26, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I am embarassed to say this but, Kim Kardashian’s ass makes my doggy soggy.
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!
Chrissy | October 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow did this chick actually get famous bu showing her ugly ass body in public. her family is so superficial and fake. i mean ahve you seen bruce he looks like a wax dummy and her ugly mom is so irresponsible lets her kids trash talk her on camera and is just plain ugly plus she got drunk with her other ugly dog looking daughter khloe on camera too. omg and kim’s im-so-tough-big-sister pisses me off so much i just wanna beat the fucking crap out of her. just once i would like to see her wealth come crashing downa dnsee them lie in the dust. i hate you kim kardashian yo uare a phony fake go ray j we love you baby and all you kim kardashian fans…..yall got no life aight and all you kim kardashian haters……………..rock on babes love ya KIM KARDASHIAN DIE BITCH DIE!