Kim Kardashian will get naked again

Like any sophisticated woman of poise and dignity, Kim Kardashian wants it to be known she would definitely get all kinds of naked again and be airbrushed by the folks at Playboy. It really is amazing to learn she doesn’t live at Buckingham Palace. From her official blog:

There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don’t think I’ll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!
Never say never,

Dear Kim,

I own a camera, an assortment of shag furniture and, once I sneak back into the zoo, a polar bear rug. In case you were curious.

Surprisingly tasteful,

The Superficial Writer

P.S. Did I mention my balls aren’t old? Don’t be alarmed if this creates feelings in you that you yourself don’t quite understand.

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